Election Cat

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

The best of America drifts to Paris. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Keep the paint up, and the rubber down. - Unknown

America is addicted to wars of distraction. - Barbara Ehrenreich

America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy. - John Updike

A brush of kindness can paint a smile on a face. - Robert M. Hensel

Vanish: An invisible substance you paint on fences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

First Aid Kit: A cat that works for the Red Cross. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

United Nations: Where America feeds the hands that bite it. - Gregory Nunn

America has no permanent friends or enemies, only interests. - Henry Kissinger

America is the land of permanent waves and impermanent wives. - Brendan Behan

Europe was created by history. America was created by philosophy. - Margaret Thatcher

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Irish Americans are no more Irish than Black Americans are Africans. - Bob Geldof

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes. - Will Rogers

Kilt: A costume sometimes worn by Scotsmen in America and Americans in Scotland - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In America nobody says you have to keep the circumstances somebody else gives you. - Amy Tan

There are no crooked politicians in America. They've legalized their thievery. - Frank Dane

Americans adore me and will go on adoring me until I say something nice about them. - George Bernard Shaw

A painter paints pictures on canvas. But musicians paint their pictures on silence. - Leopold Stokowski

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

The middle class. Since when in America do we have classes? That's Marxism talk. - Rick Santorum

The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street. - Kin Hubbard

Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few. - George Bernard Shaw

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle. - Alexis de Tocqueville

America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. - Oscar Wilde

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

Christopher Columbus, as everyone knows, is honoured by posterity because he was the last to discover America. - James Joyce

One good thing about living in America is that there is no neurosis too insignificant to merit its own paperback. - Deborah Solomon

They talk about the failure of socialism but where is the success of capitalism in Africa, Asia and Latin America? - Fidel Castro

In America the young are always ready to give to those who are older than themselves the full benefits of their inexperience. - Oscar Wilde

Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

The technology keeps moving forward, which makes it easier for the artists to tell their stories and paint the pictures they want. - George Lucas

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright