Election Cat

I have a painted dream...

This cat’s glad that several years of election paint will soon be history





Watching the U.S. Presidential Election compared to watching paint dry

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When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy. - John Updike

An asylum for the sane would be empty in America. - George Bernard Shaw

First Aid Kit: A cat that works for the Red Cross. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

America is a land where men govern, but women rule. - John M Brown

No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin

If I could say it in words there would be no reason to paint. - Edward Hopper

America is the land of permanent waves and impermanent wives. - Brendan Behan

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. - Will Rogers

Europe was created by history. America was created by philosophy. - Margaret Thatcher

Irish Americans are no more Irish than Black Americans are Africans. - Bob Geldof

No one flower can every symbolize this nation. America is a bouquet. - William Safire

You should not paint the chair, but only what someone has felt about it. - Edvard Munch

I did not literally paint that table, but the emotion it produces upon me. - Henri Matisse

Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes. - Will Rogers

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. - Jay Leno

In America the President reigns for four years and journalism governs forever and ever. - Oscar Wilde

America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense, human rights invented America. - Jimmy Carter

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

Skunk: 1. A streamlined cat with a 2-tone finish and a fluid drive; 2. A community scenter. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Liberal and conservative have lost their meaning in America. I represent the distracted center. - Jon Stewart

Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. - Clive James

Diabetes occurs at twice the rate in the African American community as it does in white Americans. - Xavier Becerra

America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few. - Will Rogers

Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them seemed to come from Texas. - Ian Fleming

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

In America, the policeman is a working-class hero. In England, the policeman is a working-class traitor. - Martin Amis

Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned. - George Balanchine

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for a dollar and use it up in two weeks. - Barrymore

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

I challenge you to make your life the masterpiece you want to paint, the novel you want to read, the day you want to wake to. - Toni Sorenson


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06-Jul-2022