Election Cat

The best of America drifts to Paris. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Canadians are Americans with no Disneyland. - Margaret Mahy

America is a tune. It must be sung together. - Gerald Stanley Lee

God Bless America, written by Milton Berlin. - Archie Bunker

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

America is a land where men govern, but women rule. - John M Brown

If I could say it in words there would be no reason to paint. - Edward Hopper

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. - Will Rogers

In the end it's more fun to be the painter than the paint. - George Clooney

The United States themselves are essentially the greatest poem. - Walt Whitman

Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

No one flower can every symbolize this nation. America is a bouquet. - William Safire

You should not paint the chair, but only what someone has felt about it. - Edvard Munch

I found a country [America] with thirty-two religions and only one sauce. - Charles-Maurice de Talleyrand-Perogord

America forms the longest and straightest bone in the earth's skeleton. - Ellsworth Huntington

Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes. - Will Rogers

Any lack of confidence in the economic future of the United States is foolish. - Herbert Hoover

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

The middle class. Since when in America do we have classes? That's Marxism talk. - Rick Santorum

America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense, human rights invented America. - Jimmy Carter

Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few. - George Bernard Shaw

There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle. - Alexis de Tocqueville

Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. - Clive James

Diabetes occurs at twice the rate in the African American community as it does in white Americans. - Xavier Becerra

Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely been detected. - Oscar Wilde

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia. - Margaret Atwood

One good thing about living in America is that there is no neurosis too insignificant to merit its own paperback. - Deborah Solomon

America's present need is not heroics but healing; not nostrums but normalcy; not revolution but restoration. - Warren G. Harding

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians,
and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people. - Groucho Marx

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah

If Aliens visit us, the outcome would be much as when Columbus landed in America, which didn't turn out well for the Native Americans. - Stephen Hawking

A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make. - Unknown

It was any outcast's nightmare. If I looked carefully, I suspected I might find it beneath the black paint of the small acrylic by the window. - Nancy Werlin