[This letter was sent to the principal’s office after
his Florida middle school had sponsored a luncheon for the elderly. An old lady
received a new radio at the lunch as a door prize and was writing to say thank
Dear Safety Harbor Middle School:
God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent senior citizens
luncheon. I am 84 years old and l live at the Safety Harbor Assisted Home for
All of my family has passed away. I am all alone and I want to thank you for
your kindness to an old forgotten lady. My roommate is 95 and has always had her
own radio, but before I received one, she would never let me listen
to hers, even when she was napping.
The other day her radio fell off the night stand and broke into a lot of pieces.
It was awful and she was in tears. She asked if she could listen to mine, and I
told her to kiss my ass.
Thank you for that opportunity.
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