SUV Highrise

Bubba finds a way to rise above his competition



Mechancial scissor elevation for a pickup truck

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Life is too short for traffic. - Dan Bellack

Conference: Hot air on a high level. - Gerald Barzan

The cost of living is high, but it's worth it. - Unknown

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek

At high tide, fish eat ants; at low tide, ants eat fish. - Thai Saying

You won't help shoots grow by pulling them up higher. - Chines Proverb

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

It's not how far you fall, but how high you bounce that counts. - Zig Ziglar

The higher the stakes, the greater the temptation to lose your temper. - C S Lewis

Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices. - Laurence J Peter

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rather

Ability is commonly found to consist mainly in a high degree of solemnity. - Ambrose Bierce

The high minded man must care more for the truth than for what people think. - Aristotle

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

The end of wisdom is to dream high enough not to lose the dream in the seeking of it. - William Faulkner

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

Xenophobia doesn't benefit anybody unless you're playing high stakes Scrabble. - Dennis Miller

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

The key to growth is the introduction of higher dimensions of consciousness into our awareness. - Lao Tzu

Master Kenobi, you disappoint me. Yoda holds you in such high esteem. Surely you can do better! - Count Dooku

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

If you set your goals ridiculously high and it's a failure, you will fail above everyone else's success. - James Cameron

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Higher education is booming in the United Sates; the Gross National Mind is mounting along with the Gross National Product. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

Basketball, a game which won’t be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus high and return the giraffes to the zoo. - Ogden Nash

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

People ask about art and commercialism. I think that if someone tries to sell their work at a high price, that is the wrong way of doing it. - Yayoi Kusama

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz


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25-Oct-2020