SUV Highrise

Bubba finds a way to rise above his competition



Mechancial scissor elevation for a pickup truck

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For NASA, space is still a high priority. - Dan Quayle

Why don't you take a high dive into the clam drip? - Archie Bunker

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

At high tide, fish eat ants; at low tide, ants eat fish. - Thai Saying

I played a little basketball. Some football in junior high. - Clint Eastwood

Forgiveness is a gift of high value. Yet its cost is nothing. - Betty Smith

The higher we soar the smaller we appear to those who cannot fly. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti

It's not how far you fall, but how high you bounce that counts. - Zig Ziglar

Never bend your head. Hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye. - Helen Keller

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead. - Christopher Morley

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

Ability is commonly found to consist mainly in a high degree of solemnity. - Ambrose Bierce

Every time I see high-trust cultures, I see a lessening of adversarialism. - Stephen Covey

Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes. - Will Rogers

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

Xenophobia doesn't benefit anybody unless you're playing high stakes Scrabble. - Dennis Miller

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

The greatest honor that can come to a man is the appreciation and high regard of his fellow men. - H.G. Mendelson

Success is, during this early pilgrimage, to leave the woodpile a little higher than I found it. - Paul Harvey

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

I don't measure a man's success by how high he climbs but how high he bounces when he hits bottom. - George S Patton

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

It was a high counsel that I once heard given to a young person, "always do what you are afraid to do." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

The greatest danger for most of us is not that our aim is too high and we miss it, but that our aim is too low and we reach it. - Michelangelo

Basketball, a game which won’t be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus high and return the giraffes to the zoo. - Ogden Nash

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

There is a plan to this universe. There is a high intelligence, maybe even a purpose, but it's given to us on the installment plan. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

The highest patriotism is not a blind acceptance of official policy, but a love of one's country deep enough to call her to a higher plain. - George McGovern

The rung of a ladder was never meant to rest upon, but only to hold a man's foot long enough to enable him to put the other somewhat higher. - Thomas Henry Huxley


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“Break In Motion” Brake
Bridge Slide
Bridge Uplift
Car-nage
Car Plunge
CarGo Loads
Deconstruction
Filling The Water Truck
Got Your Nose
“Honey, I Lost My Job...”
How To Load/Unload Your Boat
International Truck Bed
Johnny On The Pot’s Plumber Truck
Lost Axle
Overpass Passover
Overpass Underpassed
Oversize Load
Pickup Dropoff
Portable Shower
Power-Full Logging Truck
Redneck Truck Jack
Safe Removals
SinkHole Pickup
Train Hits Deer
Truck Driver Birth
Truck Lift Repair
Trucks with “Down” Syndrome
UPS and DOWNS
When Not To Stop Too Fast


 

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12-Apr-2021