SUV Highrise

Bubba finds a way to rise above his competition



Mechancial scissor elevation for a pickup truck

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Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. - Paulo Coelho

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Music is a higher revelation than all wisdom and philosophy. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Surround yourself only with people who are going to take you higher. - Oprah Winfrey

The higher the stakes, the greater the temptation to lose your temper. - C S Lewis

Never bend your head. Hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye. - Helen Keller

People love high ideals, but they got to be about 33-percent plausible. - Will Rogers

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

There is one higher office than president and I would call that patriot. - Gary Hart

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead. - Christopher Morley

Every time I see high-trust cultures, I see a lessening of adversarialism. - Stephen Covey

The high minded man must care more for the truth than for what people think. - Aristotle

You need to overcome the tug of people against you as you reach for high goals. - George S Patton

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did, backwards and on high heels. - Unknown

I know of only one bird (the parrot) that talks; and it can't fly very high. - Wilbur Wright

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

The best leaders have a high consideration factor. They really care about their people. - Brian Tracy

No one can have a higher opinion of him than I have, and I think he's a dirty little beast. - W.S. Gilbert

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

If you set your goals ridiculously high and it's a failure, you will fail above everyone else's success. - James Cameron

Men prefer brief praise, pitched high; women are satisfied with praise in a lower key, just so it goes on and on - Mignon McLaughlin

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff

Every year during their High Holy Days, the Jewish community reminds us all of our need for repentance and forgiveness. - Billy Graham

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

Higher education is booming in the United Sates; the Gross National Mind is mounting along with the Gross National Product. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Success is like death. The more successful you become, the higher the houses in the hills get and the higher the fences get. - Kevin Spacey

There is a plan to this universe. There is a high intelligence, maybe even a purpose, but it's given to us on the installment plan. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt


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27-Jan-2021