SUV Highrise

I invented the cordless extension cord. - Steven Wright

For NASA, space is still a high priority. - Dan Quayle

Buy low, sell high, collect early, and pay late. - Dick Levin

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek

You won't help shoots grow by pulling them up higher. - Chines Proverb

If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them. - Sue Grafton

None climbs so high as he who knows not whither he is going. - Oliver Cromwell

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Am I afraid of high notes? Of course I am afraid. What sane man is not? - Luciano Pavarotti

Never bend your head. Hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye. - Helen Keller

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rather

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

An endeavor to please elders is at the bottom of high marks and mediocre careers. - John Day Chapman

Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself, but talent instantly recognizes genius. - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

Grammar, which knows how to lord it over kings, and with high hands makes them obey its laws. - Moliere

Celebrate what you've accomplished, but raise the bar a little higher each time you succeed. - Mia Hamm

The greatest honor that can come to a man is the appreciation and high regard of his fellow men. - H.G. Mendelson

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

It was a high counsel that I once heard given to a young person, "always do what you are afraid to do." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There are high spots in all of our lives and most of them have come about through encouragement from someone else. - George M. Adams

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

There is a plan to this universe. There is a high intelligence, maybe even a purpose, but it's given to us on the installment plan. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

The rung of a ladder was never meant to rest upon, but only to hold a man's foot long enough to enable him to put the other somewhat higher. - Thomas Henry Huxley

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf