OJ Book Signing

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Never judge a book by its movie. - J.W. Egan

Book lovers never go to bed alone. - Unknown

There is no friend as loyal as a book. - Ernest Hemingway

Wear the old coat and buy the new book. - Austin Phelps

Are we not like two volumes of one book? - Marceline Desbordes-Valmore

The covers of this book are too far apart. - Ambrose Bierce

I was with book, as a woman is with child. - C S Lewis

A book is like a garden carried in the pocket. - Unknown

Why don't you write books people can read? - Nora Joyce

A good title is the title of a successful book. - Raymond Chandler

When I was your age, television was called books. - William Goldman

A room without books is like a body without a soul. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

Honesty if the first chapter in the book of wisdom. - Thomas Jefferson

It's a very good historical book about history. - Dan Quayle

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. - Steven Wright

There is no frigate like a book to take us lands away. - Emily Dickinson

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

Wisdom is not wisdom when it is derived from books alone. - Horace

A classic is a book which people praise and don't read. - Mark Twain

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done. - Steven Wright

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success? - Jerry Seinfeld

The mark of a good book is it changes every time you read it. - Anderson Cooper

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

Books should be tried by a judge and jury as though they were crimes. - Samuel Butler

Don't judge a book by its cover 'til you've read the book. - Jamie Lee Curtis

Dreams are illustrations from the book your soul is writing about you. - Marsha Norman

There are books of which the backs and covers are by far the best parts. - Charles Dickens

A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book. - Ernest Hemingway

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

I can't imagine a man really enjoying a book and reading it only once. - C S Lewis

Giving your book to Hollywood is like turning your daughter over to a pimp. - Tom Clancy

One always tends to overpraise a long book, because one has got through it. - E M Forster

A mere scholar, who knows nothing but books, must be ignorant even of them. - William Hazlitt

Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does. - Groucho Marx

I get intrigued by a puzzle, and writing a book is the best way to solve it. - Anthony Storr

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas

There is more treasure in books than all the pirate's loot on treasure island. - Walt Disney

The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame. - Oscar Wilde

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it? - Bette Midler

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

All modern American literature comes from one book by Mark Twain called Huckleberry Finn. - Ernest Hemingway

Having your book turned into a movie is like seeing your oxen turned into bouillon cubes. - John Le Carre

All good books have one thing in common - they are truer than if they had really happened. - Ernest Hemingway

Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed, and some few to be chewed and digested. - Francis Bacon

There is no reason why the same man should like the same book at eighteen and at forty-eight. - Ezra Pound

I am a writer of books in retrospect. I talk in order to understand; I teach in order to learn. - Robert Frost

All the days ordained for me
Were written in your book
Before one of them came to be. - Psalms 139:16

An author in his book must be like God in the universe: present everywhere and visible nowhere. - Gustave Flaubert

I am not afraid that the book will be controversial, I'm afraid it will not be controversial. - Flannery O'Connor

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

It is an unfortunate human failing that a full pocket book groans more loudly than an empty stomach. - Franklin D Roosevelt

I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman. - Virginia Woolf

I fell asleep reading a dull book, and I dreamed that I was reading on, so I awoke from sheer boredom. - Heinrich Neine

The Bible, if ya read it you'd know. It's right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous. - Archie Bunker

There are two motives for reading a book; one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it. - Bertrand Russell

Our Lord has written the promise of the resurrection, not in books alone but in every leaf in springtime. - Martin Luther

Wanting to meet a writer because you like their books is like wanting to meet a duck because you like pate. - Margaret Atwood

If you only read the books that everyone else is reading, you can only think what everyone else is thinking. - Haruki Murakami

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

The chief knowledge that a man gets from reading books is the knowledge that very few of them are worth reading. - H L Mencken

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

I have written a book. This will come as quite a shock to some. They didn't think I could read, much less write. - George W. Bush

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

Today's public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can't read them either. - Gore Vidal

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper


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25-May-2020