A pair of chickens walk into a public library, find the librarian and say, “Buk Buk BUK.”
The librarian decides that the chickens want three books, and promptly gives them some. Without further ado, the chickens walk out.
Around midday, the two chickens are back and looking quite annoyed. One leans over to the librarian and says, “Buk Buk BuKKOOK!”
The librarian decides that the chickens want another three books and promptly gives them some more. The chickens leave as before.
About an hour later the two birds march back in, approach the librarian, looking very angry now and nearly shouting, “Buk Buk Buk Buk Bukkooook!”
The librarian is now starting to get worried about where all her stock is going. She decides to give them more books but also to follow them and find out what’s happening.
She followed them out of the library, out of town, and into to a park. At this point, she hid behind a tree, not wanting to be seen.
She saw the two chickens throwing the books at a frog in a pond, to which the frog kept repeating, “Rrredit Rrredit Rrredit...”
Your library is your Paradise. - Erasmus
Humor is a universal language. - Joel Goodman
The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert
I'm a tadpole trying to be a frog. - Toni Braxton
I'm too drunk to taste this chicken. - Colonel Sanders
When an old man dies, a library burns to the ground. - African Proverb
Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown
The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes
Real programmers can write assembly code in any language. - Larry Wall
If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need. - Cicero
Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats
Silence is the language of God; it is also the language of the heart. - Sivananda
If you're a good numbers person, you're a bad language person. - Frank Luntz
Dreams say what they mean, but they don't say it in daytime language. - Gail Godwin
The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou
Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown
When I step into this library, I cannot understand why I ever step out of it. - Marie de Sevigne
You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush
Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha
Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson
We really have everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language. - Oscar Wilde
Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection. - Yakov Smirnoff
Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in... it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe
It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones
My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx
Human language appears to be a unique phenomenon, without significant analogue in the animal world. - Noam Chomsky
The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt
Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman
Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang
Language, identity, place, home: these are all of a piece - just different elements of belonging and not-belonging. - Jhumpa Lahiri
I heard his library burned down and both books were destroyed - and one of them hadn't even been colored in yet. - Robertson Davies
Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown
If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson
I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield
The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay
I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson
Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll
Life is like a library owned by the author. In it are a few books which he wrote himself, but most of them were written for him. - Harry Emerson Fosdick
The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan
Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind. - E.B. White
Humor is a universal language. - Joel Goodman
The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert
I'm a tadpole trying to be a frog. - Toni Braxton
I'm too drunk to taste this chicken. - Colonel Sanders
When an old man dies, a library burns to the ground. - African Proverb
Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown
The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes
Real programmers can write assembly code in any language. - Larry Wall
If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need. - Cicero
Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats
Silence is the language of God; it is also the language of the heart. - Sivananda
If you're a good numbers person, you're a bad language person. - Frank Luntz
Dreams say what they mean, but they don't say it in daytime language. - Gail Godwin
The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou
Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown
When I step into this library, I cannot understand why I ever step out of it. - Marie de Sevigne
You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush
Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha
Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson
We really have everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language. - Oscar Wilde
Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection. - Yakov Smirnoff
Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in... it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe
It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones
My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx
Human language appears to be a unique phenomenon, without significant analogue in the animal world. - Noam Chomsky
The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt
Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman
Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang
Language, identity, place, home: these are all of a piece - just different elements of belonging and not-belonging. - Jhumpa Lahiri
I heard his library burned down and both books were destroyed - and one of them hadn't even been colored in yet. - Robertson Davies
Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown
If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson
I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield
The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay
I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson
Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll
Life is like a library owned by the author. In it are a few books which he wrote himself, but most of them were written for him. - Harry Emerson Fosdick
The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan
Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind. - E.B. White
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Chicken Farm Wedding
Chicken Photobomb
Chicken Pie
Chicken Rider
Chicken Shoes
Chicken Wire Art
Comfortable Chicken
Fast Beach Chicken
Free Chicken Strips
High Wire Bear Feeder
How To Serve Chicken Wings To A Man
Hummingbird Feeder
Life Cycle of a Chicken
Polish Chicken Farm
Redneck Bird Feeder
Redneck Chicken Farmer
Things That Taste Like Chicken
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