A pair of chickens walk into a public library, find the librarian and say, “Buk Buk BUK.” Chicken: An egg factory - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Every man in his own library. - Ravi Zacharias Your library is your Paradise. - Erasmus Humor is a universal language. - Joel Goodman Theories pass. The frog remains. - Jean Rostand A riot is the language of the unheard. - Martin Luther King, Jr. The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert Friccastewing a chicken on the hotplate - Archie Bunker Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown Changes in language often reflect the changing values of a culture. - Ravi Zacharias England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine When I step into this library, I cannot understand why I ever step out of it. - Marie de Sevigne Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner My mother is no spring chicken although she has got as many chemicals in her as one. - Edna Everage Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound Internet: The best library in the world, but with all its books strewn across the floor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it. - E.B. White My brother thinks he's a chicken. We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx A library should be the delivery room for the birth of ideas - a place where history comes to life. - Norman Cousins Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland Although he tortures the English language, he has not yet succeeded in forcing it to reveal its meaning. - J B Morton I'm going to the Colonel next. I'm gonna get a big bucket of chicken chests and smashed potatoes. - Archie Bunker If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson Thanksgiving is the language of heaven, and we had better start to learn it if we are not to be mere dumb aliens there. - AJ Gossip I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, "I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan Always try to use the language so as to make quite clear what you mean and make sure your sentence couldn't mean anything else. - C S Lewis If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language? One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell see also Animal, Language & Pun Sections Big Bird Feeder Chicken Farm Wedding Chicken Photobomb Chicken Pie Chicken Rider Chicken Shoes Chicken Wire Art Comfortable Chicken Fast Beach Chicken Free Chicken Strips High Wire Bear Feeder How To Serve Chicken Wings To A Man Hummingbird Feeder Life Cycle of a Chicken Polish Chicken Farm Redneck Bird Feeder Redneck Chicken Farmer Things That Taste Like Chicken |
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