A pair of chickens walk into a public library, find the librarian and say, “Buk Buk BUK.” Every man in his own library. - Ravi Zacharias Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs A riot is the language of the unheard. - Martin Luther King, Jr. The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert Friccastewing a chicken on the hotplate - Archie Bunker Music is the universal language of mankind. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin There is no language like the Irish for soothing and quieting. - John Millington Synge Reality can be lost when reason and language have been violated. - Ravi Zacharias Changes in language often reflect the changing values of a culture. - Ravi Zacharias Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine When I step into this library, I cannot understand why I ever step out of it. - Marie de Sevigne Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his mouth shut. - Sam Rayburn Three problems we have: lack of boundaries, insufficient language, incompletions. - Thomas Leonard I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. - Jane Wagner Trouble is, by the time you can read a girl like a book, your library card has expired. - Milton Berle Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection. - Yakov Smirnoff A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it. - E.B. White I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry My brother thinks he's a chicken. We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx I'd kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs. - Cameron Diaz Although he tortures the English language, he has not yet succeeded in forcing it to reveal its meaning. - J B Morton The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless. - Unknown The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, "I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela Music is a language that doesn't speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions, and if it's in the bones, it's in the bones. - Keith Richards see also Animal, Language & Pun Sections Big Bird Feeder Chicken Farm Wedding Chicken Photobomb Chicken Pie Chicken Rider Chicken Shoes Chicken Wire Art Comfortable Chicken Fast Beach Chicken Free Chicken Strips High Wire Bear Feeder How To Serve Chicken Wings To A Man Hummingbird Feeder Life Cycle of a Chicken Polish Chicken Farm Redneck Bird Feeder Redneck Chicken Farmer Things That Taste Like Chicken |
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