The Doctor ordered his patient to have not more than one drink a day. Liquor Store: A stupor market - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I like a wine that fights back. - John Steed Gin was mother's milk to her. - George Bernard Shaw Wine is my favorite 4 letter word. - Unknown Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker. - Ogden Nash Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown I like my whiskey old and my women young. - Errol Flynn When wine goes in strange things come out. - Friedrich Schiller Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas We only serve fine wine. Did you bring any? - Unknown I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood Draft Dodger: Someone who avoids beer on tap. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Beer: The method of turning grain into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. - George Carlin What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for. - Irish Proverb As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson I should never have switched from Scotch to martinis. - Humphrey Bogart I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields There was a sound in their voices which suggested rum. - Robert Louis Sevenson The fountain of youth is a mixture of gin and vermouth. - Cole Porter Liquor talks mighty loud when it gets loose from the jug. - Joel C Harris Stop trying to make everybody happy - you're not tequila. - Unknown Memorial services are the cocktail parties of the geriatric set. - Ralph Richardson Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. - Winston Churchill Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy. - Frank Sinatra You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. - George Burns My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron. - Phyllis Diller Jameson's Irish Whiskey really does improve with age: the older I get the more I like it. - Bob Monkhouse I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs. - Robert Downey Jr. They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray When the clergyman's daughter Drinks nothing but water She's certain to finish on gin. - Rudyard Kipling Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry In those days the best painkiller was ice. It wasn't addictive, and it was particularly effective if you poured some whiskey over it. - George Burns When I have an idea, I turn down the flame, as if it were a little alcohol stove, as low as it will go. Then it explodes and that is my idea. - Ernest Hemingway NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster see also Beer & Doctor Sections A Woman’s Mind Bartender Spill Costco Wine Cup That Runneth Over Female Attraction Flower Shop For Men iGifts Long, Happy Marriage Looking For Your Wife? One Glass Per Day One Slice Real Man’s Point System Red Wine Diet Redneck Wine Glass Romance Lost Secret of a Good Marriage Secret Of A Long Marriage Understanding Women |
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