Two pilots were discussing the merits of a twin-engine, propeller-driven aircraft undergoing service trials.
“How does it handle?” asked the pilot who hadn’t yet flown the new plane.
“Oh, it’s not bad,” was the reply.
“How is it in asymmetric flight? One engine out?”
After thinking for a moment, the other pilot replied, “That’s where it becomes tricky. If one engine quits, the other engine immediately takes you to the scene of the crash.”
Don't just fly, soar. - Walt Disney
Breathing dreams like air. - F Scott Fitzgerald
If I cannot fly, let me sing. - Stephen Sondheim
Music is the poetry of the air. - Jean Paul Richter
To elude by flight is a glorious victory. - Horace
It's opener there in the wide open air. - Dr. Seuss
Air Travel: Seeing less and less of more and more. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown
Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly. - G K Chesterton
Feet, what do I need you for when I have wings to fly? - Frida Kahlo
Flight attendants don't die, they just fly higher. - Unknown
If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Brooks
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying. - Unknown
If you want to fly, you have to give up what weighs you down. - Roy T Bennett
There are bold pilots, and old pilots, but no old bold pilots. - Tom Clancy
Only the two of us together flying high upon the wings of love. - Jeffrey Osborne
The sky is the limit only for those who aren't afraid to fly. - Bob Bello
The higher we soar the smaller we appear to those who cannot fly. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
If God had intended us to fly, He would never have given us railways. - Michael Flanders
Our Air Corps reunion was held to rememmorate the great things we done. - Archie Bunker
The English have an extraordinary ability for flying into a great calm. - Alexander Woollcott
With birds flying around, man's desire for having wings rises to infinite. - Mehmet M Ildan
Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan
It's OK to have butterflies in your stomach. Just get them to fly in formation. - Rob Gilbert
He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb
Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly; devils fall because of their gravity. - G K Chesterton
Flight Risk: Employees who are suspected of planning to leave a company or department soon - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny
Caesar dreamed that he was flying above the clouds, and now that he was clasping the hand of Jupiter. - Suetonius
I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly. I'll do what it takes till I touch the sky. - Unknown
I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Jack Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. - Muhammad Ali
The greater the difficulty, the more glory in surmounting it. Skillful pilots gain their reputation from storms and tempests. - Epictetus
The understanding must not therefore be supplied with wings, but rather hung with weights, to keep it fro leaping and flying. - Francis Bacon
If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau
Living as we do in an age of noise and bluster, success is now measured accordingly. We must all be seen, and heard, and on the air. - Daphne du Maurier
Be not penny-wise. Riches have wings. Sometimes they fly away of themselves, and sometimes they must be set flying to bring in more. - Francis Bacon
Pilots take no special joy in walking: pilots like flying. Pilots generally take pride in a good landing, not in getting out of the vehicle. - Neil Armstrong
The air up there in the clouds is very pure and fine, bracing and delicious. And why shouldn't it be? It is the same the angels breathe. - Mark Twain
A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt
If you decide to stop flying, it is wise to hang on to your wings, for you may need them one day, when one of your other qualities turns dangerous. - Am Leach
Breathing dreams like air. - F Scott Fitzgerald
If I cannot fly, let me sing. - Stephen Sondheim
Music is the poetry of the air. - Jean Paul Richter
To elude by flight is a glorious victory. - Horace
It's opener there in the wide open air. - Dr. Seuss
Air Travel: Seeing less and less of more and more. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown
Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly. - G K Chesterton
Feet, what do I need you for when I have wings to fly? - Frida Kahlo
Flight attendants don't die, they just fly higher. - Unknown
If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Brooks
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying. - Unknown
If you want to fly, you have to give up what weighs you down. - Roy T Bennett
There are bold pilots, and old pilots, but no old bold pilots. - Tom Clancy
Only the two of us together flying high upon the wings of love. - Jeffrey Osborne
The sky is the limit only for those who aren't afraid to fly. - Bob Bello
The higher we soar the smaller we appear to those who cannot fly. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
If God had intended us to fly, He would never have given us railways. - Michael Flanders
Our Air Corps reunion was held to rememmorate the great things we done. - Archie Bunker
The English have an extraordinary ability for flying into a great calm. - Alexander Woollcott
With birds flying around, man's desire for having wings rises to infinite. - Mehmet M Ildan
Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan
It's OK to have butterflies in your stomach. Just get them to fly in formation. - Rob Gilbert
He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb
Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly; devils fall because of their gravity. - G K Chesterton
Flight Risk: Employees who are suspected of planning to leave a company or department soon - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny
Caesar dreamed that he was flying above the clouds, and now that he was clasping the hand of Jupiter. - Suetonius
I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly. I'll do what it takes till I touch the sky. - Unknown
I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Jack Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. - Muhammad Ali
The greater the difficulty, the more glory in surmounting it. Skillful pilots gain their reputation from storms and tempests. - Epictetus
The understanding must not therefore be supplied with wings, but rather hung with weights, to keep it fro leaping and flying. - Francis Bacon
If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau
Living as we do in an age of noise and bluster, success is now measured accordingly. We must all be seen, and heard, and on the air. - Daphne du Maurier
Be not penny-wise. Riches have wings. Sometimes they fly away of themselves, and sometimes they must be set flying to bring in more. - Francis Bacon
Pilots take no special joy in walking: pilots like flying. Pilots generally take pride in a good landing, not in getting out of the vehicle. - Neil Armstrong
The air up there in the clouds is very pure and fine, bracing and delicious. And why shouldn't it be? It is the same the angels breathe. - Mark Twain
A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt
If you decide to stop flying, it is wise to hang on to your wings, for you may need them one day, when one of your other qualities turns dangerous. - Am Leach
see also Airplane & Safety Sections
Airplane In Suds
Amish Airlines - Maiden Voyage
Duct Tape Plane
How Not To Prop Start Your Plane
Lutheran Airlines - New Service in Minnesnowta
“One Brick Short” Runway
Pilot Prop Job
Plane Loses Propeller
Plane Oops!
Politician Plane
Punjabi Airways
Redneck Plane Repair
Underwater Plane
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