Two pilots were discussing the merits of a twin-engine, propeller-driven aircraft undergoing service trials.
“How does it handle?” asked the pilot who hadn’t yet flown the new plane.
“Oh, it’s not bad,” was the reply.
“How is it in asymmetric flight? One engine out?”
After thinking for a moment, the other pilot replied, “That’s where it becomes tricky. If one engine quits, the other engine immediately takes you to the scene of the crash.”
If I cannot fly, let me sing. - Stephen Sondheim
There is no flying without wings. - French Proverb
It's opener there in the wide open air. - Dr. Seuss
Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets
Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible. - Lord Kelvin
Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness. - Alejandro Jodorowsky
As the velocity of air increases, its pressure decreases. - Daniel Bernoulli
Flying isn't dangerous. Crashing is what is dangerous. - Unknown
He imagines a necessary joy in things that must fly to eat. - Wendell Berry
Only the two of us together flying high upon the wings of love. - Jeffrey Osborne
The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets. - Al McGuire
The higher we soar the smaller we appear to those who cannot fly. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson
All my life I thought air was free... until I bought a bag of chips. - Unknown
If God had intended us to fly, He would never have given us railways. - Michael Flanders
We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown
Flying is the second greatest thrill known to man. Landing is the first. - Unknown
Pigs had just officially sprouted wings and were flying alongside airplanes. - Jennifer L Armentrout
I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters
The moment you doubt whether you can fly, you cease for ever to be able to do it. - J.M. Barrie
Now that I've found the way to fly, which direction should I go into the night? - Ally Condie
There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton
Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam
We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown
I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly. I'll do what it takes till I touch the sky. - Unknown
I don't like all this fresh air: I'm from Los Angeles; I don't trust any air I can't see. - Bob Hope
Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do about it. - Golda Meir
Give me my golf clubs, fresh air, and a beautiful partner, and you can keep my golf clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny
There is music in the air, music all around us; the world is full of it, and you simply take as much as you require. - Edward Elgar
The blazing wings of dawn spirited me away, Dragon-swift above the suns-rise, flying to my destiny beyond the clouds. - Marc Secchia
There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all. - Robert Orben
The greater the difficulty, the more glory in surmounting it. Skillful pilots gain their reputation from storms and tempests. - Epictetus
Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes
Be not penny-wise. Riches have wings. Sometimes they fly away of themselves, and sometimes they must be set flying to bring in more. - Francis Bacon
I can almost feel the wind beneath my wings; I can almost taste the thrill of flying away from this small town and never looking back. - Tessa Hall
I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath
I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright
When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta
A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt
Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato
There is no flying without wings. - French Proverb
It's opener there in the wide open air. - Dr. Seuss
Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets
Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible. - Lord Kelvin
Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness. - Alejandro Jodorowsky
As the velocity of air increases, its pressure decreases. - Daniel Bernoulli
Flying isn't dangerous. Crashing is what is dangerous. - Unknown
He imagines a necessary joy in things that must fly to eat. - Wendell Berry
Only the two of us together flying high upon the wings of love. - Jeffrey Osborne
The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets. - Al McGuire
The higher we soar the smaller we appear to those who cannot fly. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson
All my life I thought air was free... until I bought a bag of chips. - Unknown
If God had intended us to fly, He would never have given us railways. - Michael Flanders
We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown
Flying is the second greatest thrill known to man. Landing is the first. - Unknown
Pigs had just officially sprouted wings and were flying alongside airplanes. - Jennifer L Armentrout
I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters
The moment you doubt whether you can fly, you cease for ever to be able to do it. - J.M. Barrie
Now that I've found the way to fly, which direction should I go into the night? - Ally Condie
There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton
Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam
We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown
I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly. I'll do what it takes till I touch the sky. - Unknown
I don't like all this fresh air: I'm from Los Angeles; I don't trust any air I can't see. - Bob Hope
Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do about it. - Golda Meir
Give me my golf clubs, fresh air, and a beautiful partner, and you can keep my golf clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny
There is music in the air, music all around us; the world is full of it, and you simply take as much as you require. - Edward Elgar
The blazing wings of dawn spirited me away, Dragon-swift above the suns-rise, flying to my destiny beyond the clouds. - Marc Secchia
There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all. - Robert Orben
The greater the difficulty, the more glory in surmounting it. Skillful pilots gain their reputation from storms and tempests. - Epictetus
Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes
Be not penny-wise. Riches have wings. Sometimes they fly away of themselves, and sometimes they must be set flying to bring in more. - Francis Bacon
I can almost feel the wind beneath my wings; I can almost taste the thrill of flying away from this small town and never looking back. - Tessa Hall
I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath
I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright
When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta
A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt
Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato
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Airplane In Suds
Amish Airlines - Maiden Voyage
Duct Tape Plane
How Not To Prop Start Your Plane
Lutheran Airlines - New Service in Minnesnowta
“One Brick Short” Runway
Pilot Prop Job
Plane Loses Propeller
Plane Oops!
Politician Plane
Punjabi Airways
Redneck Plane Repair
Underwater Plane
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