Two pilots were discussing the merits of a twin-engine, propeller-driven aircraft undergoing service trials.
“How does it handle?” asked the pilot who hadn’t yet flown the new plane.
“Oh, it’s not bad,” was the reply.
“How is it in asymmetric flight? One engine out?”
After thinking for a moment, the other pilot replied, “That’s where it becomes tricky. If one engine quits, the other engine immediately takes you to the scene of the crash.”
The voice is nothing but beaten air. - Seneca
Conference: Hot air on a high level. - Gerald Barzan
Owning a drone does not a pilot make. - Alex Morritt
The only victory over love is flight. - Napoleon Bonaparte
To elude by flight is a glorious victory. - Horace
Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible. - Lord Kelvin
The press is like the air, a chartered libertine. - William Pitt The Elder
Roasted pigeons will not fly into one's mouth. - Dutch Proverb
Feet, what do I need you for when I have wings to fly? - Frida Kahlo
As the velocity of air increases, its pressure decreases. - Daniel Bernoulli
If God wanted us to fly, he would have given us air tickets. - Mel Brooks
I think being a dragon would be pretty awesome... you get to fly. - Josh Keaton
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. - Steven Wright
Our Air Corps reunion was held to rememmorate the great things we done. - Archie Bunker
Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau
The nation that secures control of the air will ultimately control the world. - Alexander Graham Bell
I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters
If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport. - Jonathan Winters
The moment you doubt whether you can fly, you cease for ever to be able to do it. - J.M. Barrie
A man who has both feet planted firmly in the air can be safely called a liberal. - American Proverb
Now that I've found the way to fly, which direction should I go into the night? - Ally Condie
There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton
Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly; devils fall because of their gravity. - G K Chesterton
Lawyers are like foxes, small and innocuous, but all the time stealthily sniffing the air. - Michael O'Sullivan
We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown
Nothing can move a man who is paid by the hour; how sweet the flight of time seems to his calm mind. - Charles D Warner
Caesar dreamed that he was flying above the clouds, and now that he was clasping the hand of Jupiter. - Suetonius
Learn to close your eyes and trust. Learn to open your heart and love. Learn to take the risk and fly. - Maxime Lagace
The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. - Mark Russell
I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Jack Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. - Muhammad Ali
Concentrating on poses clears the mind, while focusing on the breath helps the body shift out of fight or flight mode. - Melanie Haiken
There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all. - Robert Orben
Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa
It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin
Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes
I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright
When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta
A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt
From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey
This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi
Conference: Hot air on a high level. - Gerald Barzan
Owning a drone does not a pilot make. - Alex Morritt
The only victory over love is flight. - Napoleon Bonaparte
To elude by flight is a glorious victory. - Horace
Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible. - Lord Kelvin
The press is like the air, a chartered libertine. - William Pitt The Elder
Roasted pigeons will not fly into one's mouth. - Dutch Proverb
Feet, what do I need you for when I have wings to fly? - Frida Kahlo
As the velocity of air increases, its pressure decreases. - Daniel Bernoulli
If God wanted us to fly, he would have given us air tickets. - Mel Brooks
I think being a dragon would be pretty awesome... you get to fly. - Josh Keaton
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. - Steven Wright
Our Air Corps reunion was held to rememmorate the great things we done. - Archie Bunker
Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau
The nation that secures control of the air will ultimately control the world. - Alexander Graham Bell
I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters
If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport. - Jonathan Winters
The moment you doubt whether you can fly, you cease for ever to be able to do it. - J.M. Barrie
A man who has both feet planted firmly in the air can be safely called a liberal. - American Proverb
Now that I've found the way to fly, which direction should I go into the night? - Ally Condie
There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton
Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly; devils fall because of their gravity. - G K Chesterton
Lawyers are like foxes, small and innocuous, but all the time stealthily sniffing the air. - Michael O'Sullivan
We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown
Nothing can move a man who is paid by the hour; how sweet the flight of time seems to his calm mind. - Charles D Warner
Caesar dreamed that he was flying above the clouds, and now that he was clasping the hand of Jupiter. - Suetonius
Learn to close your eyes and trust. Learn to open your heart and love. Learn to take the risk and fly. - Maxime Lagace
The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. - Mark Russell
I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Jack Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. - Muhammad Ali
Concentrating on poses clears the mind, while focusing on the breath helps the body shift out of fight or flight mode. - Melanie Haiken
There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all. - Robert Orben
Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa
It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin
Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes
I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright
When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta
A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt
From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey
This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi
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