Two pilots were discussing the merits of a twin-engine, propeller-driven aircraft undergoing service trials.
“How does it handle?” asked the pilot who hadn’t yet flown the new plane.
“Oh, it’s not bad,” was the reply.
“How is it in asymmetric flight? One engine out?”
After thinking for a moment, the other pilot replied, “That’s where it becomes tricky. If one engine quits, the other engine immediately takes you to the scene of the crash.”
The voice is nothing but beaten air. - Seneca
Conference: Hot air on a high level. - Gerald Barzan
Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets
The shell must break before the bird can fly. - Unknown
Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness. - Alejandro Jodorowsky
If you cannot teach me to fly, teach me to sing. - J M Barrie
Mothers are angels that lift us when we cannot fly. - Unknown
Your wings already exist. All you have to do is fly. - Unknown
You cannot fly like an eagle with the wings of a wren. - William Henry Hudson
Feet, what do I need you for when I have wings to fly? - Frida Kahlo
If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Brooks
The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets. - Al McGuire
The higher we soar the smaller we appear to those who cannot fly. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti
I have wings on the back of my shoulders and I'm ready to fly. - Pamela Laskin
If the lambs were flying, wolves would have also the wings to fly. - Mehmet M Ildan
All my life I thought air was free... until I bought a bag of chips. - Unknown
The English have an extraordinary ability for flying into a great calm. - Alexander Woollcott
Flying is the second greatest thrill known to man. Landing is the first. - Unknown
And 'tis my faith, that every flower
Enjoys the air it breathes. - William Wordsworth
Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau
If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova
Not the cry, but the flight of a wild duck, leads the flock to fly and follow. - Chinese Proverb
With birds flying around, man's desire for having wings rises to infinite. - Mehmet M Ildan
I know of only one bird (the parrot) that talks; and it can't fly very high. - Wilbur Wright
A man who has both feet planted firmly in the air can be safely called a liberal. - American Proverb
It's OK to have butterflies in your stomach. Just get them to fly in formation. - Rob Gilbert
Lawyers are like foxes, small and innocuous, but all the time stealthily sniffing the air. - Michael O'Sullivan
Caesar dreamed that he was flying above the clouds, and now that he was clasping the hand of Jupiter. - Suetonius
The only people flying to Europe will be terrorists, so it will be, "Will you be sitting in armed or unarmed?" - Robin Williams
The understanding must not therefore be supplied with wings, but rather hung with weights, to keep it fro leaping and flying. - Francis Bacon
If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau
Live in each season as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit, and resign yourself to the influences of each. - Henry David Thoreau
I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright
When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta
A neurotic is a man who builds a castle in the air. A psychotic is the man who lives in it. And a psychiatrist is a man who collects the rent. - Lord Webb-Johnson
Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz
Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato
If you decide to stop flying, it is wise to hang on to your wings, for you may need them one day, when one of your other qualities turns dangerous. - Am Leach
This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi
Conference: Hot air on a high level. - Gerald Barzan
Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets
The shell must break before the bird can fly. - Unknown
Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness. - Alejandro Jodorowsky
If you cannot teach me to fly, teach me to sing. - J M Barrie
Mothers are angels that lift us when we cannot fly. - Unknown
Your wings already exist. All you have to do is fly. - Unknown
You cannot fly like an eagle with the wings of a wren. - William Henry Hudson
Feet, what do I need you for when I have wings to fly? - Frida Kahlo
If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Brooks
The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets. - Al McGuire
The higher we soar the smaller we appear to those who cannot fly. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti
I have wings on the back of my shoulders and I'm ready to fly. - Pamela Laskin
If the lambs were flying, wolves would have also the wings to fly. - Mehmet M Ildan
All my life I thought air was free... until I bought a bag of chips. - Unknown
The English have an extraordinary ability for flying into a great calm. - Alexander Woollcott
Flying is the second greatest thrill known to man. Landing is the first. - Unknown
And 'tis my faith, that every flower
Enjoys the air it breathes. - William Wordsworth
Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau
If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova
Not the cry, but the flight of a wild duck, leads the flock to fly and follow. - Chinese Proverb
With birds flying around, man's desire for having wings rises to infinite. - Mehmet M Ildan
I know of only one bird (the parrot) that talks; and it can't fly very high. - Wilbur Wright
A man who has both feet planted firmly in the air can be safely called a liberal. - American Proverb
It's OK to have butterflies in your stomach. Just get them to fly in formation. - Rob Gilbert
Lawyers are like foxes, small and innocuous, but all the time stealthily sniffing the air. - Michael O'Sullivan
Caesar dreamed that he was flying above the clouds, and now that he was clasping the hand of Jupiter. - Suetonius
The only people flying to Europe will be terrorists, so it will be, "Will you be sitting in armed or unarmed?" - Robin Williams
The understanding must not therefore be supplied with wings, but rather hung with weights, to keep it fro leaping and flying. - Francis Bacon
If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau
Live in each season as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit, and resign yourself to the influences of each. - Henry David Thoreau
I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright
When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta
A neurotic is a man who builds a castle in the air. A psychotic is the man who lives in it. And a psychiatrist is a man who collects the rent. - Lord Webb-Johnson
Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz
Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato
If you decide to stop flying, it is wise to hang on to your wings, for you may need them one day, when one of your other qualities turns dangerous. - Am Leach
This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi
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