Two pilots were discussing the merits of a twin-engine, propeller-driven aircraft undergoing service trials.
“How does it handle?” asked the pilot who hadn’t yet flown the new plane.
“Oh, it’s not bad,” was the reply.
“How is it in asymmetric flight? One engine out?”
After thinking for a moment, the other pilot replied, “That’s where it becomes tricky. If one engine quits, the other engine immediately takes you to the scene of the crash.”
I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker
If I cannot fly, let me sing. - Stephen Sondheim
To elude by flight is a glorious victory. - Horace
Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness. - Alejandro Jodorowsky
Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown
Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly. - G K Chesterton
People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing. - Will Rogers
Feet, what do I need you for when I have wings to fly? - Frida Kahlo
Flight attendants don't die, they just fly higher. - Unknown
As the velocity of air increases, its pressure decreases. - Daniel Bernoulli
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying. - Unknown
The bird who dares to fall is the bird who learns to fly. - Unknown
I'm not afraid of flying, I'm afraid of not flying. - Unknown
Germany may have recovered a flying saucer as early as 1939. - Jimmy Doolittle
Only the two of us together flying high upon the wings of love. - Jeffrey Osborne
I think being a dragon would be pretty awesome... you get to fly. - Josh Keaton
For those determined to fly, having no wings is just a little detail. - Unknown
If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova
I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters
The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. - Douglas Adams
Not the cry, but the flight of a wild duck, leads the flock to fly and follow. - Chinese Proverb
With birds flying around, man's desire for having wings rises to infinite. - Mehmet M Ildan
I know of only one bird (the parrot) that talks; and it can't fly very high. - Wilbur Wright
Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan
In the dark days of your life, you will need the wings of hope to continue flying. - Mehmet M Ildan
Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes
Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly; devils fall because of their gravity. - G K Chesterton
Stop the words now. Open the window in the center of your chest and let the spirits fly in and out. - Rumi
I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly. I'll do what it takes till I touch the sky. - Unknown
I don't like all this fresh air: I'm from Los Angeles; I don't trust any air I can't see. - Bob Hope
The only people flying to Europe will be terrorists, so it will be, "Will you be sitting in armed or unarmed?" - Robin Williams
The understanding must not therefore be supplied with wings, but rather hung with weights, to keep it fro leaping and flying. - Francis Bacon
Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes
If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard
The air up there in the clouds is very pure and fine, bracing and delicious. And why shouldn't it be? It is the same the angels breathe. - Mark Twain
When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta
A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt
Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz
Like a prisoner awaiting his release, like a schoolboy when the end of term is near, like a migrant bird ready to fly south... I long to be gone. - Malcolm Muggeridge
Be like the bird that, passing on her flight awhile on boughs too slight, feels them give way beneath her, and yet sings, knowing that she hath wings. - Victor Hugo
If I cannot fly, let me sing. - Stephen Sondheim
To elude by flight is a glorious victory. - Horace
Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness. - Alejandro Jodorowsky
Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown
Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly. - G K Chesterton
People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing. - Will Rogers
Feet, what do I need you for when I have wings to fly? - Frida Kahlo
Flight attendants don't die, they just fly higher. - Unknown
As the velocity of air increases, its pressure decreases. - Daniel Bernoulli
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying. - Unknown
The bird who dares to fall is the bird who learns to fly. - Unknown
I'm not afraid of flying, I'm afraid of not flying. - Unknown
Germany may have recovered a flying saucer as early as 1939. - Jimmy Doolittle
Only the two of us together flying high upon the wings of love. - Jeffrey Osborne
I think being a dragon would be pretty awesome... you get to fly. - Josh Keaton
For those determined to fly, having no wings is just a little detail. - Unknown
If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova
I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters
The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. - Douglas Adams
Not the cry, but the flight of a wild duck, leads the flock to fly and follow. - Chinese Proverb
With birds flying around, man's desire for having wings rises to infinite. - Mehmet M Ildan
I know of only one bird (the parrot) that talks; and it can't fly very high. - Wilbur Wright
Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan
In the dark days of your life, you will need the wings of hope to continue flying. - Mehmet M Ildan
Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes
Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly; devils fall because of their gravity. - G K Chesterton
Stop the words now. Open the window in the center of your chest and let the spirits fly in and out. - Rumi
I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly. I'll do what it takes till I touch the sky. - Unknown
I don't like all this fresh air: I'm from Los Angeles; I don't trust any air I can't see. - Bob Hope
The only people flying to Europe will be terrorists, so it will be, "Will you be sitting in armed or unarmed?" - Robin Williams
The understanding must not therefore be supplied with wings, but rather hung with weights, to keep it fro leaping and flying. - Francis Bacon
Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes
If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard
The air up there in the clouds is very pure and fine, bracing and delicious. And why shouldn't it be? It is the same the angels breathe. - Mark Twain
When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta
A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt
Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz
Like a prisoner awaiting his release, like a schoolboy when the end of term is near, like a migrant bird ready to fly south... I long to be gone. - Malcolm Muggeridge
Be like the bird that, passing on her flight awhile on boughs too slight, feels them give way beneath her, and yet sings, knowing that she hath wings. - Victor Hugo
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Amish Airlines - Maiden Voyage
Duct Tape Plane
How Not To Prop Start Your Plane
Lutheran Airlines - New Service in Minnesnowta
“One Brick Short” Runway
Pilot Prop Job
Plane Loses Propeller
Plane Oops!
Politician Plane
Punjabi Airways
Redneck Plane Repair
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