Two pilots were discussing the merits of a twin-engine, propeller-driven aircraft undergoing service trials.
“How does it handle?” asked the pilot who hadn’t yet flown the new plane.
“Oh, it’s not bad,” was the reply.
“How is it in asymmetric flight? One engine out?”
After thinking for a moment, the other pilot replied, “That’s where it becomes tricky. If one engine quits, the other engine immediately takes you to the scene of the crash.”
The voice is nothing but beaten air. - Seneca
Owning a drone does not a pilot make. - Alex Morritt
On wings of wind came flying all abroad. - Alexander Pope
The lure of flying is the lure of beauty. - Amelia Earhart
It's opener there in the wide open air. - Dr. Seuss
Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets
Roasted pigeons will not fly into one's mouth. - Dutch Proverb
Your wings already exist. All you have to do is fly. - Unknown
People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing. - Will Rogers
Flying isn't dangerous. Crashing is what is dangerous. - Unknown
Germany may have recovered a flying saucer as early as 1939. - Jimmy Doolittle
Only the two of us together flying high upon the wings of love. - Jeffrey Osborne
All my life I thought air was free... until I bought a bag of chips. - Unknown
Our Air Corps reunion was held to rememmorate the great things we done. - Archie Bunker
If ever a chef were to cook a fly, he would keep the breast for himself. - Poland Proverb
If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams
The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. - Douglas Adams
If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport. - Jonathan Winters
The moment you doubt whether you can fly, you cease for ever to be able to do it. - J.M. Barrie
Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan
In the dark days of your life, you will need the wings of hope to continue flying. - Mehmet M Ildan
He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb
Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam
Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly; devils fall because of their gravity. - G K Chesterton
Flight Risk: Employees who are suspected of planning to leave a company or department soon - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown
Caesar dreamed that he was flying above the clouds, and now that he was clasping the hand of Jupiter. - Suetonius
Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato
The blazing wings of dawn spirited me away, Dragon-swift above the suns-rise, flying to my destiny beyond the clouds. - Marc Secchia
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
So just what are time flies, and why do they fly like an arrow? - Groucho Marx
A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse
Aerodynamically the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumblebee doesn't know so it goes flying anyway. - Mary Kay Ash
Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa
The greater the difficulty, the more glory in surmounting it. Skillful pilots gain their reputation from storms and tempests. - Epictetus
If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau
Sloth is the failure to do what needs to be done when it needs to be done - like the kamikaze pilot who flew seventeen missions. - John Ortberg
I can almost feel the wind beneath my wings; I can almost taste the thrill of flying away from this small town and never looking back. - Tessa Hall
I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath
If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin
Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz
Owning a drone does not a pilot make. - Alex Morritt
On wings of wind came flying all abroad. - Alexander Pope
The lure of flying is the lure of beauty. - Amelia Earhart
It's opener there in the wide open air. - Dr. Seuss
Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets
Roasted pigeons will not fly into one's mouth. - Dutch Proverb
Your wings already exist. All you have to do is fly. - Unknown
People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing. - Will Rogers
Flying isn't dangerous. Crashing is what is dangerous. - Unknown
Germany may have recovered a flying saucer as early as 1939. - Jimmy Doolittle
Only the two of us together flying high upon the wings of love. - Jeffrey Osborne
All my life I thought air was free... until I bought a bag of chips. - Unknown
Our Air Corps reunion was held to rememmorate the great things we done. - Archie Bunker
If ever a chef were to cook a fly, he would keep the breast for himself. - Poland Proverb
If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams
The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. - Douglas Adams
If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport. - Jonathan Winters
The moment you doubt whether you can fly, you cease for ever to be able to do it. - J.M. Barrie
Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan
In the dark days of your life, you will need the wings of hope to continue flying. - Mehmet M Ildan
He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb
Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam
Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly; devils fall because of their gravity. - G K Chesterton
Flight Risk: Employees who are suspected of planning to leave a company or department soon - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown
Caesar dreamed that he was flying above the clouds, and now that he was clasping the hand of Jupiter. - Suetonius
Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato
The blazing wings of dawn spirited me away, Dragon-swift above the suns-rise, flying to my destiny beyond the clouds. - Marc Secchia
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
So just what are time flies, and why do they fly like an arrow? - Groucho Marx
A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse
Aerodynamically the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumblebee doesn't know so it goes flying anyway. - Mary Kay Ash
Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa
The greater the difficulty, the more glory in surmounting it. Skillful pilots gain their reputation from storms and tempests. - Epictetus
If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau
Sloth is the failure to do what needs to be done when it needs to be done - like the kamikaze pilot who flew seventeen missions. - John Ortberg
I can almost feel the wind beneath my wings; I can almost taste the thrill of flying away from this small town and never looking back. - Tessa Hall
I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath
If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin
Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz
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How Not To Prop Start Your Plane
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Pilot Prop Job
Plane Loses Propeller
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