New Saskatchewan Farm Housing Program

If your crop fails, you can always move in! Includes dog house



Saskatchewan Farm Housing Program

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Organic Farm: Tilling like it is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

A house divided against itself cannot stand. - Abraham Lincoln

A man in the house is worth two in the street. - Mae West

At my house, Dust is a noun, not a verb. - Unknown

One aged man - one man - can't fill a house. - Robert Frost

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? - George Carlin

Care more for a grain of faith than a ton of excitement. - Charles Spurgeon

Better a hundred enemies outside the house than one inside. - Arabic proverb

I can't clean house and save the world at the same time. - Unknown

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

Gentleman Farmer: One who has more hay in the bank thank in the barn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer. - Will Rodgers

Hidin' out in the house all the time, like some Bantam of the Opera. - Archie Bunker

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

Energy, like the Biblical grain of the mustard seed, will remove mountains. - Hosea Ballou

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

I wouldn't run for President. I wouldn't want to move to a smaller house. - Bono

What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet to put it on? - Henry David Thoreau

Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery; 2. A social event held in a farm building. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Now that the House of Commons is trying to become useful, it does a great deal of harm. - Oscar Wilde

If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz

So finally, the great Jefferson, who always reclined to cross my freshhold is into the house. - Archie Bunker

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

If the rain spoils our picnic, but saves a farmer's crop, who are we to say it shouldn't rain? - Tom Barrett

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

A little House well fill'd, a little Field well till'd, and a little Wife well will'd, are great Riches. - Benjamin Franklin

My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really notice, except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH. - Steven Wright

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

The only difference between a pigeon and the American farmer today is that a pigeon can still make a deposit on a John Deere. - Jim Hightower

One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson

At this late hour a wagon has been procured, and I have had it filled with plate and the most valuable portable articles, belonging to the house. - Dolly Madison

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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15-Jul-2020