Cut one elephant into bit-sized pieces. This will take about two months. Talk doesn't cook rice. - Chinese Proverb Warren: Good name for a rabbit - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker Rabbit: Hare today, mink tomorrow - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Be brave, little rabbit. Take a chance. - Cherise Sinclair Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown Char: Common method of cooking over a campfire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin The elephant can survive only if forests survive. - Mark Shand I'm tired of recipes assuming I have a stove. - Kevin Farzad Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante Elephino: Cross between an Elephant and a Rhinoceros - Daffynitions joe-ks.com If you chase two rabbits, you will not catch either one. - Russian Proverb My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of. - Jane Austen Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it. - Lao Tzu If ever a chef were to cook a fly, he would keep the breast for himself. - Poland Proverb Before you eat the elephant, make sure you know what parts you want to eat. - Todd Stocker The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas. How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know. - Groucho Marx Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, 'if you want it your way, cook it yourself.' - Johnny Carson Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen. - John Steinbeck In the words of Harry S. Truman, "If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook." - Archie Bunker You describe the elephant by its size, but the mosquito by its impact. Even the smallest thing has an impact. - Celia Apeagyei-Collins I'm not always optimistic. You wouldn't have all cylinders cooking if you were always like Mary Poppins. - Carol Burnett No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney I love spaghetti. And I like to cook spaghetti. And I used to eat it every day. I weighed thirty pounds more than I do now. - Christopher Walken An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown There is one thing more exasperating than a spouse who can cook and won't... and that's a spouse who can't cook and will. - Robert Frost I cook croquetas, and I eat jamon. I keep my diet 100% Mediterranean and drink my Rioja. In that sense, I have a piece of Spain in West Hollywood. - Paz Vega see also Animal Section African Car Wash Animal Groups Canada’s Concrete Pink Elephant Do Not Feed The Animals Downhill Safari Elephant Blues Elephant Breath Elephant Bus Elephant Circumcision Elephant Dung Decorative Paper Elephant Enema Elephant Haircut Elephant Hand Elephant Heist Elephant Instructions Elephant Ludo Elephant Nest Elephant Phonics Elephant Soccer Elephant Sunset Elephant Trampoline Elephant’s Long Memory Herd Mentality Hide & Seek How Many Elephant Legs? Identity Theft IrrElephant Kermit Frog Loan King Of The Jungle Let ’Er Rip Looking For Something? Maybe My Job Is Not So Bad After All No-Elephant Building Overloaded Pooped Out Playground Potty Training An Elephant Professional Test River Crossing Serengeti Tug of War Stretch Elephants This Is My Road Touching Elephant Story Trunk Sleeper Viagra Elephant Weight Wait When You Cross an Elephant with a Rhinoceros Zebra Keyboard |
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