Cut one elephant into bit-sized pieces. This will take about two months.
Cover with brown gravy and cook over a kerosene fire for four weeks at 465 degrees.
If more than 3,800 guests are expected, add 2 rabbits. But only if absolutely necessary, as most people do not like hare in their stew.
Hunger is a good cook. - Proverb
Talk doesn't cook rice. - Chinese Proverb
Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker
Rabbit: Hare today, mink tomorrow - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Done the elephants, done the poverty. - Phil Tufnell
She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson
The elephant can survive only if forests survive. - Mark Shand
Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante
The elephant does not limp when walking on thorns. - African Proverb
If you chase two rabbits, you will not catch either one. - Russian Proverb
Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child
My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield
I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell
Before you eat the elephant, make sure you know what parts you want to eat. - Todd Stocker
Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown
The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller
Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. - WC Fields
When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy
A recipe is only a theme, which an intelligent cook can play each time with a variation. - Madame Benoit
What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath
Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay
From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay
The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung
Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer
His wallet is more capacious than an elephant's scrotum and just as difficult to get your hands on. - Blackadder
Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen. - John Steinbeck
In the words of Harry S. Truman, "If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook." - Archie Bunker
Once you have mastered a technique, you hardly need look at a recipe again, and can take off on your own. - Julia Child
I'm not always optimistic. You wouldn't have all cylinders cooking if you were always like Mary Poppins. - Carol Burnett
What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron
Only a genius can say these four words, four times really fast without getting tongue twisted: eye, yam, stew, peed - Unknown
The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney
I love spaghetti. And I like to cook spaghetti. And I used to eat it every day. I weighed thirty pounds more than I do now. - Christopher Walken
An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown
Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Unless he doesn't like sushi, then you also have to teach him to cook. - Auren Hoffman
At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since. - Salvador Dali
I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown
There is one thing more exasperating than a spouse who can cook and won't... and that's a spouse who can't cook and will. - Robert Frost
Talk doesn't cook rice. - Chinese Proverb
Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker
Rabbit: Hare today, mink tomorrow - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Done the elephants, done the poverty. - Phil Tufnell
She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson
The elephant can survive only if forests survive. - Mark Shand
Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante
The elephant does not limp when walking on thorns. - African Proverb
If you chase two rabbits, you will not catch either one. - Russian Proverb
Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child
My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield
I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell
Before you eat the elephant, make sure you know what parts you want to eat. - Todd Stocker
Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown
The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller
Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. - WC Fields
When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy
A recipe is only a theme, which an intelligent cook can play each time with a variation. - Madame Benoit
What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath
Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay
From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay
The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung
Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer
His wallet is more capacious than an elephant's scrotum and just as difficult to get your hands on. - Blackadder
Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen. - John Steinbeck
In the words of Harry S. Truman, "If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook." - Archie Bunker
Once you have mastered a technique, you hardly need look at a recipe again, and can take off on your own. - Julia Child
I'm not always optimistic. You wouldn't have all cylinders cooking if you were always like Mary Poppins. - Carol Burnett
What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron
Only a genius can say these four words, four times really fast without getting tongue twisted: eye, yam, stew, peed - Unknown
The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney
I love spaghetti. And I like to cook spaghetti. And I used to eat it every day. I weighed thirty pounds more than I do now. - Christopher Walken
An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown
Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Unless he doesn't like sushi, then you also have to teach him to cook. - Auren Hoffman
At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since. - Salvador Dali
I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown
There is one thing more exasperating than a spouse who can cook and won't... and that's a spouse who can't cook and will. - Robert Frost
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Potty Training An Elephant
Professional Test
River Crossing
Serengeti Tug of War
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When You Cross an Elephant with a Rhinoceros
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