Cut one elephant into bit-sized pieces. This will take about two months.
Cover with brown gravy and cook over a kerosene fire for four weeks at 465 degrees.
If more than 3,800 guests are expected, add 2 rabbits. But only if absolutely necessary, as most people do not like hare in their stew.
Talk doesn't cook rice. - Chinese Proverb
Warren: Good name for a rabbit - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker
Be brave, little rabbit. Take a chance. - Cherise Sinclair
Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef
Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown
Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin
I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields
Poultry is for the cook what canvas is for the painter. - Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child
I'm a terrible cook, but I make very good lobster salad. - Nancy Carell
In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child
My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield
Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou
Smoke detectors are basically just you-suck-at-cooking detectors. - Julius Sharpe
Lawyers are like rabbits. They have a nasty habit of multiplying. - Leo Reilly
Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander
Before you eat the elephant, make sure you know what parts you want to eat. - Todd Stocker
The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller
Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. - WC Fields
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright
When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy
A recipe is only a theme, which an intelligent cook can play each time with a variation. - Madame Benoit
From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay
My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield
One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas.
How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know. - Groucho Marx
The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung
When you have an elephant by the hind legs and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run. - Abraham Lincoln
His wallet is more capacious than an elephant's scrotum and just as difficult to get your hands on. - Blackadder
In the words of Harry S. Truman, "If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook." - Archie Bunker
You describe the elephant by its size, but the mosquito by its impact. Even the smallest thing has an impact. - Celia Apeagyei-Collins
I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison
I'm not always optimistic. You wouldn't have all cylinders cooking if you were always like Mary Poppins. - Carol Burnett
Only a genius can say these four words, four times really fast without getting tongue twisted: eye, yam, stew, peed - Unknown
The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney
An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown
Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Unless he doesn't like sushi, then you also have to teach him to cook. - Auren Hoffman
At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since. - Salvador Dali
A politician should have three hats. One for throwing into the ring, one for talking through, and one for pulling rabbits out of if elected. - Carl Sandburg
Warren: Good name for a rabbit - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker
Be brave, little rabbit. Take a chance. - Cherise Sinclair
Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef
Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown
Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin
I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields
Poultry is for the cook what canvas is for the painter. - Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child
I'm a terrible cook, but I make very good lobster salad. - Nancy Carell
In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child
My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield
Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou
Smoke detectors are basically just you-suck-at-cooking detectors. - Julius Sharpe
Lawyers are like rabbits. They have a nasty habit of multiplying. - Leo Reilly
Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander
Before you eat the elephant, make sure you know what parts you want to eat. - Todd Stocker
The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller
Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. - WC Fields
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright
When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy
A recipe is only a theme, which an intelligent cook can play each time with a variation. - Madame Benoit
From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay
My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield
One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas.
How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know. - Groucho Marx
The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung
When you have an elephant by the hind legs and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run. - Abraham Lincoln
His wallet is more capacious than an elephant's scrotum and just as difficult to get your hands on. - Blackadder
In the words of Harry S. Truman, "If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook." - Archie Bunker
You describe the elephant by its size, but the mosquito by its impact. Even the smallest thing has an impact. - Celia Apeagyei-Collins
I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison
I'm not always optimistic. You wouldn't have all cylinders cooking if you were always like Mary Poppins. - Carol Burnett
Only a genius can say these four words, four times really fast without getting tongue twisted: eye, yam, stew, peed - Unknown
The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney
An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown
Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Unless he doesn't like sushi, then you also have to teach him to cook. - Auren Hoffman
At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since. - Salvador Dali
A politician should have three hats. One for throwing into the ring, one for talking through, and one for pulling rabbits out of if elected. - Carl Sandburg
see also Animal Section
African Car Wash
Animal Groups
Canada’s Concrete Pink Elephant
Do Not Feed The Animals
Downhill Safari
Elephant Blues
Elephant Breath
Elephant Bus
Elephant Circumcision
Elephant Dung Decorative Paper
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Elephant Trampoline
Elephant’s Long Memory
Herd Mentality
Hide & Seek
How Many Elephant Legs?
Identity Theft
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King Of The Jungle
Let ’Er Rip
Looking For Something?
Maybe My Job Is Not So Bad After All
No-Elephant Building
Overloaded
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Potty Training An Elephant
Professional Test
River Crossing
Serengeti Tug of War
Stretch Elephants
This Is My Road
Touching Elephant Story
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Viagra Elephant
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When You Cross an Elephant with a Rhinoceros
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