Elephant Stew

Cut one elephant into bit-sized pieces. This will take about two months. Cover with brown gravy and cook over a kerosene fire for four weeks at 465 degrees. If more than 3,800 guests are expected, add 2 rabbits. But only if absolutely necessary, as most people do not like hare in their stew. QuotaBills Talk doesn't cook rice. - Chinese Proverb Warren: Good name for a rabbit - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Rabbit: Hare today, mink tomorrow - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Hare Brush: Used to groom a rabbit - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson The elephant can survive only if forests survive. - Mark Shand I'm tired of recipes assuming I have a stove. - Kevin Farzad Leftovers: 1. Mull-again stew; 2. Repast history. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante The elephant does not limp when walking on thorns. - African Proverb Elephino: Cross between an Elephant and a Rhinoceros - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields Poultry is for the cook what canvas is for the painter. - Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com When two elephants fight it is the grass that gets trampled. - African Proverb My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of. - Jane Austen Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay Arbitrator: A cook that leaves Arby's to work for McDonald's. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it. - Lao Tzu A joyful life is an individual creation that cannot be copied from a recipe. - Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require as much cooking. - Carrie Snow It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, 'if you want it your way, cook it yourself.' - Johnny Carson His wallet is more capacious than an elephant's scrotum and just as difficult to get your hands on. - Blackadder You describe the elephant by its size, but the mosquito by its impact. Even the smallest thing has an impact. - Celia Apeagyei-Collins I'm not always optimistic. You wouldn't have all cylinders cooking if you were always like Mary Poppins. - Carol Burnett Only a genius can say these four words, four times really fast without getting tongue twisted: eye, yam, stew, peed - Unknown The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Unless he doesn't like sushi, then you also have to teach him to cook. - Auren Hoffman I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown There is one thing more exasperating than a spouse who can cook and won't... and that's a spouse who can't cook and will. - Robert Frost Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I cook croquetas, and I eat jamon. I keep my diet 100% Mediterranean and drink my Rioja. 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01-Aug-2021