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Forgiveness is a gift you give yourself. - Suzanne Somers

Fruitcake: The gift that keeps on giving - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

The gods bestowed on him the gift of perpetual old age. - Oscar Wilde

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

Forgiveness is a gift of high value. Yet its cost is nothing. - Betty Smith

Praise is the only gift for which people are really grateful. - Marguerite

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

God gave me a gift to do other things besides play the game of basketball. - LeBron James

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

Give whatever you are doing and whoever you are with the gift of your attention. - Jim Rohn

Today we celebrate the gift of victory over every fall we have ever experienced. - Jeffrey R Holland

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me. - Jim Valvano

Your time is your life. That is why the greatest gift you can give someone is your time. - Rick Warren

The purpose of life is to discover your gifts, and the meaning of life is to give them away. - Martin Seligman

Restitution: The founding or endowing of universities and public libraries by gift or bequest. - Ambrose Bierce

Most religious people accept medicine as a gift from God and reap the benefits of both realms. - Caroline Fraser

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

When asked what gift he wanted for his birthday, the yogi replied: I wish no gifts, only presence. - Unknown

Cease to inquire what the future has in store, and to take as a gift whatever the day brings forth. - Horace

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present. - Bil Keane

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

Technology is a queer thing. It brings you great gifts with one hand, and it stabs you in the back with the other. - Carrie Snow

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

Hope is the companion of power, and mother of success; for who so hopes strongly has within him the gift of miracles. - Samuel Smiles

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is God's Gift. That's why we call it the 'Present.' - Bill Keane

Men in general judge more from appearances than from reality. All men have eyes, but few have the gift of penetration. - Niccolo Machiavelli

The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. - Johnny Carson

The older one gets, the more one feels that the present must be enjoyed; it is a precious gift, comparable to a state of grace. - Marie Curie

To be happy, you must fancy that everything you have is a gift, and you the chosen, though you worked your tail off for every bit of it. - Robert Brault


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26-Nov-2020