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Life itself is a gift. - Daphne R Kingma

The great gift of Easter is hope. - Basil C Hume

Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving. - Erma Bombeck

Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb

Every good and perfect gift comes from above. - Bible

Every problem has a gift for you in its hands. - Richard Bach

A book is a gift you can open again and again. - Garrison Keillor

There would be no Christmas if there was no Easter. - Gordon B. Hinckley

Mankind's greatest gift is that we have free choice. - Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

Praise is the only gift for which people are really grateful. - Marguerite

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. - Virginia Woolf

A gift diamond shines so much better than one you buy for yourself. - Mae West

The slow motion replay doesn't show how fast the ball was traveling. - Richard Benaud

God gave me a gift to do other things besides play the game of basketball. - LeBron James

Laughter is really a gift. It's the most vulnerable state you can be in. - David Dobkin

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

Your talent is God's gift to you. What you do with it is your gift back to God. - Leo Buscaglia

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

God gave us the gift of lie; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

It's one of the greatest gifts you can give yourself, to forgive. Forgive everybody. - Maya Angelou

The gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge. - Albert Einstein

The purpose of life is to discover your gifts, and the meaning of life is to give them away. - Martin Seligman

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

One of the most important gifts we have in television - the ability to heal through laughter. - Soleil M Frye

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

Cease to inquire what the future has in store, and to take as a gift whatever the day brings forth. - Horace

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

Men in general judge more from appearances than from reality. All men have eyes, but few have the gift of penetration. - Niccolo Machiavelli

The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. - Mewtwo

Love is always bestowed as a gift - freely, willingly and without expectation. We don't love to be loved; we love to love. - Leo Buscaglia

Pride causes us to use our gifts as though they came from ourselves, not benefits received from God, and to usurp our benefactor's glory. - Bernard of Clairvaux

If someone offers you a gift, and you decline to accept it, the other person still owns that gift. The same is true of insults and verbal attacks. - Steve Pavlina


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01-Jul-2022