Flu Vaccine Delivery To America
Influenza vaccine negotiations

In recent negotiations for influenza vaccine between a Canadian health official and an American representative, it was clear that there was a disconnect between the American government’s sudden reliance on Canada for influenza vaccine despite the fact that the U.S. wants to discourage Americans from buying routine prescription drugs from Canadian pharmacies.

Not seeing the irony in the request, the American continued to press for the vaccine and then demanded to know why the United States would be charged for the vaccine when Canadians get theirs “for free.”

The Canadian official replied, “Oh it’s not free, the government pays for it.”

“Well then,” the American replied, “How much will it cost us?”

The Canadian replied, “We’ll send you the vaccine and the invoice by cow.”

The frustrated American replied, “This is urgent, and you’re sending it to us by cow?”

The Canadian official replied, “Twenty vials of vaccine will be tied around the neck of every cow that passes over the border. Now, if you want faster delivery, we have softwood lumber trucks available...”


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20-Jan-2022