Blonde Computer

Perfect laptop for the busy blonde



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the girl in the treehouse - Jennifer Asbenson

Girl: A giggle with glitter on it. - Unknown

Diamonds are a girl's best friend. - Leo Robin

Mauve is just pink trying to be purple. - James A. Whistler

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Good girls go to heaven. Bad girls go everywhere. - Helen Gurley Brown

Manicurist: A girl who makes money hand over fist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

Gentlemen who prefer blondes usually marry brunettes. - Unknown

Men seldom make passes
At girls who wear glasses. - Dorothy Parker

Maybe she's a spaghetti girl... straight until wet. - Jodi Lerner

A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor

I want a girl just like the girl that married dear old Dad. - Oedipus Rex

I'm the girl who lost her reputation and never missed it. - Mae West

Q: What do you call a blonde with brains?
A: A labrador. - Lee Mack

Thank heaven for little girls, for little girls get bigger every day. - Allen Jay Lerner

Who would ever think that so much can go on in the soul of a young girl? - Anne Frank

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. - Stephen Leacock

I've met a lot of pin-up girls, but I've never been able to pin one down. - Groucho Marx

It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window. - Raymond Chandler

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

Trouble is, by the time you can read a girl like a book, your library card has expired. - Milton Berle

I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them. - Joe E Lewis

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left. - Marilyn Monroe

When I played ball, I didn't play for fun... It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out. - Ty Cobb

You can take the girl out of Texas but not the Texas out of the girl and ultimately not the girl out of Texas. - Janine Turner

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. - Albert Einstein

I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: We were both crazy about girls. - Groucho Marx

In Hollywood, you play a mom, and the next thing you know, you're on The Golden Girls. They age you so fast. - Gabrielle Union

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

When I was younger I did karate and martial arts, and I think it's really cool for girls to have those kinds of abilities. - Rebel Wilson

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe

Modesty is invisibility... Never forget it. To be seen - to be seen - is to be... penetrated. What you must be girls, is impenetrable. - Margaret Atwood

I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off. - Rodney Dangerfield


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26-May-2020