Blonde Computer

Girl: A giggle with glitter on it. - Unknown

All dancing girls are nineteen years old. - Japanese Proverb

If you want the girl next door, go next door. - Joan Crawford

Little girls soften their daddy's hearts. - Paul Walker

Immunity to boredom gives the computer an edge. - Alan Lakein

Sometimes a girl's gotta have some chocolate. - Carrie Underwood

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

An optimist is a girl who mistakes a bulge for a curve. - Ring Lardner

Babysitters: Girls you hire to watch your television set. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Mermaid: 1. A deep she fish; 2. A bottomless girl in a topless suit. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Thank heaven for little girls, for little girls get bigger every day. - Allen Jay Lerner

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her. - Notting Hill

It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window. - Raymond Chandler

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin

Tease: A girl who is always thinking of a man’s happiness, and how to prevent it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

On behalf of every man looking out for every girl, you are the God and weight of her world. - John Mayer

... and for those of you who are watching in black and white, the pink is next to the green. - Ted Lowe

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park. - Dolly Parton

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

Little girls are cute and small only to adults. To one another they are not cute. They are life-sized. - Margaret Atwood

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left. - Marilyn Monroe

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. - Albert Einstein

I don't think much of a dance step where the girl looks like she was being carried out of a burning building. - Kin Hubbard

I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: We were both crazy about girls. - Groucho Marx

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

In Hollywood, you play a mom, and the next thing you know, you're on The Golden Girls. They age you so fast. - Gabrielle Union

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

When I was younger I did karate and martial arts, and I think it's really cool for girls to have those kinds of abilities. - Rebel Wilson

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

Modesty is invisibility... Never forget it. To be seen - to be seen - is to be... penetrated. What you must be girls, is impenetrable. - Margaret Atwood

Boat Anchor: 1. Thrown out when you need it, and taken in when you don't; 2. An old computer so useless that it needs to go to sea. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. - Andy Rooney