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The computer is a moron. - Peter F Drucker

Big girls need big diamonds. - Elizabeth Taylor

Mauve is just pink trying to be purple. - James A. Whistler

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

Little girls soften their daddy's hearts. - Paul Walker

Immunity to boredom gives the computer an edge. - Alan Lakein

Good girls go to heaven. Bad girls go everywhere. - Helen Gurley Brown

A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous. - Coco Chanel

Manicurist: A girl who makes money hand over fist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor

Babysitters: Girls you hire to watch your television set. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I want a girl just like the girl that married dear old Dad. - Oedipus Rex

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out. - Mae West

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Mermaid: 1. A deep she fish; 2. A bottomless girl in a topless suit. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Thank heaven for little girls, for little girls get bigger every day. - Allen Jay Lerner

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen. - Dolly Parton

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

I've met a lot of pin-up girls, but I've never been able to pin one down. - Groucho Marx

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin

When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers, I kind of wanted to be a vampire. - Angelina Jolie

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Flirt: 1. A girl who got the boy you wanted; 2. A woman who believes it's every man for herself. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Flops are a part of life's menu and I've never been a girl to miss out on any of the courses. - Rosalind Russell

Little girls are cute and small only to adults. To one another they are not cute. They are life-sized. - Margaret Atwood

When I was born my mother was terribly disappointed. Not that she wanted a girl - she wanted a divorce. - Woody Allen

We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed.
But we're going back next week. - Groucho Marx

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

You can take the girl out of Texas but not the Texas out of the girl and ultimately not the girl out of Texas. - Janine Turner

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. - Albert Einstein

I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: We were both crazy about girls. - Groucho Marx

In Hollywood, you play a mom, and the next thing you know, you're on The Golden Girls. They age you so fast. - Gabrielle Union

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

Motherhood is not for the fainthearted. Frogs, skinned knees and the insults of teenage girls are not meant for the wimpy. - Danielle Steele

Ever since I was a little girl, I’ve always enjoyed feeling afraid. I think it is the most delicious feeling there is. - Domingos Monteiro

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

Boat Anchor: 1. Thrown out when you need it, and taken in when you don't; 2. An old computer so useless that it needs to go to sea. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker


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01-Jul-2022