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Perfect laptop for the busy blonde



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The computer is a moron. - Peter F Drucker

the girl in the treehouse - Jennifer Asbenson

A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb

Sometimes a girl's gotta have some chocolate. - Carrie Underwood

A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous. - Coco Chanel

Manicurist: A girl who makes money hand over fist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Book Ends: The part of a book many girls read first - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

Men seldom make passes
At girls who wear glasses. - Dorothy Parker

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor

I've had Irish skin from the time I was a young girl. - Lara Flynn Boyle

I'm the girl who lost her reputation and never missed it. - Mae West

Q: What do you call a blonde with brains?
A: A labrador. - Lee Mack

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders. - Rodney Dangerfield

Who would ever think that so much can go on in the soul of a young girl? - Anne Frank

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen. - Dolly Parton

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. - Hedy Lamarr

When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers, I kind of wanted to be a vampire. - Angelina Jolie

On behalf of every man looking out for every girl, you are the God and weight of her world. - John Mayer

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

I wish I were a little girl again because skinned knees are easier to fix than a broken heart. - Julia Roberts

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

Flirt: 1. A girl who got the boy you wanted; 2. A woman who believes it's every man for herself. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Little girls are cute and small only to adults. To one another they are not cute. They are life-sized. - Margaret Atwood

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left. - Marilyn Monroe

We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed.
But we're going back next week. - Groucho Marx

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. - Albert Einstein

I don't think much of a dance step where the girl looks like she was being carried out of a burning building. - Kin Hubbard

A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, nobody's home." I went over. Nobody was home. - Rodney Dangerfield

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: We were both crazy about girls. - Groucho Marx

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

Motherhood is not for the fainthearted. Frogs, skinned knees and the insults of teenage girls are not meant for the wimpy. - Danielle Steele

Ever since I was a little girl, I’ve always enjoyed feeling afraid. I think it is the most delicious feeling there is. - Domingos Monteiro

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

Modesty is invisibility... Never forget it. To be seen - to be seen - is to be... penetrated. What you must be girls, is impenetrable. - Margaret Atwood

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro


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01-Dec-2020