Beware of Black Tarmac

Two bits of black asphalt are sitting at the bar when a bit of red tarmac walks in. “Better watch out for him,” says one of the bits of black tarmac nudging his mate, “He’s the local cycle path.” see also   Bartender,  Cycling,  Pun  &  Stress  Sections Abbey Road Asphalt Reclaimers Cloth Road Crosswalk Climber Driveway Paving Duct Tape Road Holding On New Speed Trap PacMan Road Crossing Paving Fixture Road Press Road Stripers The Goose Whisperer   Psychic Fair Panda Push Lunch Apple Protective Wings Socket To Me Work Not I Shoot People! Warm Them Up Nautical Sense of Humour Vegan Brownies Worst Action Photographer New Ghost Rider Paint Ladder Sidewalk Malt Melt Redneck Post Support Indiana Jeans First Performance Puzzle Makers Fishing Dog Twins' First Piano Lesson

28-Nov-2020