Two bits of black asphalt are sitting at the bar when a bit of red tarmac walks in.
“Better watch out for him,” says one of the bits of black tarmac nudging his mate, “He’s the
local cycle path.”
see also
Bartender, Cycling, Pun & Stress Sections
Abbey Road
Asphalt Reclaimers
Cloth Road
Crosswalk Climber
Driveway Paving
Duct Tape Road
Holding On
New Speed Trap
PacMan Road Crossing
Paving Fixture
Road Press
Road Stripers
The Goose Whisperer
 Bird Melons |  Bag Hang-Up |  LippoPotumus |  Haircut For Staff Meetings |  Wolf Mode |
 Undertaker Bike |  Throwaway Sport Paper |  Pacman Skeleton |  Vatican City's New Breakfast Special |  Flying Cathedral Excuse |
 Day At The Beach |  John The Baptist Souvenirs |  Amish Prom Limo |  Wishy-Washy Church |  'Cover Girl' Magazine |
 One At A Time |  Shofar So Good |  Temple Car |  Closing Time |  Wine Glass Lanyard |
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