Beware of Black Tarmac

Is it the Asphalt or your fault?


Two bits of black asphalt are sitting at the bar when a bit of red tarmac walks in.

“Better watch out for him,” says one of the bits of black tarmac nudging his mate, “He’s the local cycle path.”


see also   Bartender,  Cycling,  Pun  &  Stress  Sections
Abbey Road
Asphalt Reclaimers
Cloth Road
Crosswalk Climber
Driveway Paving
Duct Tape Road
Holding On
New Speed Trap
PacMan Road Crossing
Paving Fixture
Road Press
Road Stripers
The Goose Whisperer

 

Psychic Fair

Panda Push

Lunch Apple

Protective Wings

Socket To Me

Work Not

I Shoot People!

Warm Them Up

Nautical Sense of Humour

Vegan Brownies

Worst Action Photographer

New Ghost Rider

Paint Ladder

Sidewalk Malt Melt

Redneck Post Support

Indiana Jeans

First Performance

Puzzle Makers

Fishing Dog

Twins' First Piano Lesson
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28-Nov-2020