Beware of Black Tarmac

Two bits of black asphalt are sitting at the bar when a bit of red tarmac walks in. “Better watch out for him,” says one of the bits of black tarmac nudging his mate, “He’s the local cycle path.” see also   Bartender,  Cycling,  Pun  &  Stress  Sections Abbey Road Asphalt Reclaimers Cloth Road Crosswalk Climber Driveway Paving Duct Tape Road Holding On New Speed Trap PacMan Road Crossing Paving Fixture Road Press Road Stripers The Goose Whisperer   Time Of Day Waiting Is Good Solar Charging Submergible Fast Closure Penalty Shot Redneck Date Non-Hot Dog Unattended Children Open Goal Forgiveness Double Your Vision How To Become A Pirate He Did It HorseBack Riding Business School Basics Restored Beauty Lion On Stilts Before 12 Beers Lizard Hairstyle Join Me For A Swim

12-Jun-2021