Apples and Wine - Picked or Stomped?

Is your guy at the top of the tree?


Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don’t want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just take the rotten apples from the ground that aren’t as good, but easy.

The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they’re amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who’s brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Share this with other women who are good apples, even those who have already been picked!


Now then, what about Men?

Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it’s up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.


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All real men love to eat. - Marlene Dietrich

Yes, all men must die. But we are not men. - Daenerys Targaryen

What luck for the rulers that men do not think. - Adolf Hitler

When good men die, their goodness does not perish. - Euripides

Most men would rather deny a hard truth than face it. - George R.R. Martin

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal

Some men by ancestry are only the shadow of a mighty name. - Etheridge Knight

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle

Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce

They bequeathed the gleaming gold, treasure of men, to earth. - Beowulf

I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed. - Henny Youngman

Amazing women don't have hot flashes. We have power surges. - Unknown

She's loaded with this, waddya call, women's intermission. - Archie Bunker

Has anyone noticed that in heaven all the interesting men are missing? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Young men soon give, and soon forget, affronts; old age is slow in both. - Joseph Addison

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. - Groucho Marx

It's called MENOPAUSE for a reason... MEN should PAUSE before they speak! - Unknown

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men and women are created equal. - Elizabeth Cady Stanton

Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. - WC Fields

Men gets these here, waddya call, surges, where the chromostones are burlin' over. - Archie Bunker

Women have a hard enough time in this world; telling them the truth would be too cruel. - H L Mencken

It is in the character of very few men to honor without envy a friend who has prospered. - Aeschylus

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? "Hold my purse." - Francois Morency

Great men undertake great things because they are great; fools, because they think them easy. - Vauvenargues

My career must be slipping. This is the first time I've been available to pick up an award. - Michael Caine

The superiority of some men is merely local - they are great because their associates are little. - Unknown

To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring. - Pierce Brosnan

The praise we seek for our own virtues sometimes tempts us to flatter the imperfections of other men. - Norman MacDonald

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth, even if it costs them their jobs. - Samuel Goldwyn

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby

So long as men praise you, you can only be sure that you are not yet on your own true path but on someone else's. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

The 77 cents that women make for every dollar men earn makes a real difference to our families - families stretching to make every dollar count. - Barbara Mikulski

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson

Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell

Little men with little minds and little imaginations go through life in little ruts, smugly resisting all changes which would jar their little worlds. - Zig Ziglar


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02-Apr-2020