Apples and Wine - Picked or Stomped?

Is your guy at the top of the tree?


Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don’t want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just take the rotten apples from the ground that aren’t as good, but easy.

The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they’re amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who’s brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Share this with other women who are good apples, even those who have already been picked!


Now then, what about Men?

Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it’s up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.


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Women Liberteens - Archie Bunker

Old men are twice children. - Greek Proverb

All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

Either war is obsolete, or men are. - R Buckminster Fuller

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence. - Robert Fripp

Even in wise men there is more folly than wisdom. - Sebastien Chamfort

Strong beliefs win strong men, and then make them stronger. - Walter Bagehot

Women's Clothes: Go to extremes, but seldom to extremities - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The sweetest grapes are picked from the vineyard of friendship. - French Proverb

When it is a matter of money, all men are of the same religion. - Voltaire

Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do. - B.F. Skinner

If men are so wicked with religion, what would they be without it? - Benjamin Franklin

Farmers: Men successful only if they sell their farms to golf clubs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is to their crimes that great men are indebted for their palaces. - Latin Proverb

In critical moments, men sometimes see exactly what they wish to see. - Leonard Nimoy

On one issue at least, men and women agree: they both distrust women. - H L Mencken

I preach as never sure to preach again, and as a dying man to dying men. - Richard Baxter

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

Men are not hanged for stealing horses, but that horses may not be stolen. - George Savile

She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer. - Gail Parent

It's not the men in your life that counts - it's the life in your men. - Mae West

When some men discharge an obligation you can hear the report for miles around. - Mark Twain

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

Crochet: An exercise that gives women something to think about when they are talking - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald, but if he has fire, women will like him. - Mae West

Most men lead lives of quiet desperation and go to the grave with the song still in them. - Henry David Thoreau

Ten men in our country could buy the whole world and ten million can't buy enough to eat. - Will Rogers

There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle. - Alexis de Tocqueville

He has great tranquility of heart who cares neither for the praises nor the fault-finding of men. - Thomas a Kempis

Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes. - Oscar Wilde

If women want any rights more than they got, why don't they just take them and not be talking about it? - Sojourner Truth

To make us feel small in the right way is a function of art; men can only make us feel small in the wrong way. - E M Forster

One shouldn't allow oneself to be intimidated by something that can be picked up and tucked under one's arm. - Barbara Hambly

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. - Groucho Marx

Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened. - Winston Churchill

We who lived in concentration camps can remember the men who walked through the huts comforting others, giving away their last piece of bread. - Viktor Frankl


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27-Oct-2021