Apples and Wine - Picked or Stomped?

Is your guy at the top of the tree?


Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don’t want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just take the rotten apples from the ground that aren’t as good, but easy.

The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they’re amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who’s brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Share this with other women who are good apples, even those who have already been picked!


Now then, what about Men?

Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it’s up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.


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Golden dreams make men awake hungry. - Proverb

Men are what their mothers made them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Well-behaved women seldom make history. - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

Yes, all men must die. But we are not men. - Daenerys Targaryen

Talking to you is like casting pearls into wine. - Archie Bunker

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

Are they not men? Do they not have rational souls? - Antonio de Montesinos

Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry. - Gloria Steinem

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

If men were angels, no government would be necessary. - James Madison

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

A jury is composed of twelve men of average ignorance. - Herbert Spencer

Are we playing Men's Rules today or do we count every putt? - Unknown

Amazing women don't have hot flashes. We have power surges. - Unknown

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

If men are so wicked with religion, what would they be without it? - Benjamin Franklin

Men are my hobby. If I ever got married, I'd have to give it up. - Mae West

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

Children find everything in nothing; men find nothing in everything. - Giacomo Leopardi

Most men pursue pleasure with such breathless haste they hurry past it. - Soren Kierkegaard

Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite

Leadership consists of picking good men and helping them do their best. - Chester W Mimitz

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Carl Sagan

In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally. - W Somerset Maugham

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

He has great tranquility of heart who cares neither for the praises nor the fault-finding of men. - Thomas a Kempis

Men who try to do something and fail are infinitely better than those who try to do nothing and succeed. - L. Jones

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

We can often do more for other men by trying to correct our own faults than by trying to correct theirs. - Francois Fenelon

Some men see things as they are and say why? I dream things that never were and say why not? - George Bernard Shaw

Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives, and die in the foothills cursing difficulties which do not exist. - Edgar W Howe

In Washington, a man gets up to speak and doesn't say a thing, and the other men disagree with him for three hours. - Milton Berle

Those who fail to learn from the brutal stompings visited on them in the past are doomed to be brutally stomped in the future. - Hunter S Thompson

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. - Edmund Burke

The secret of many a man's success in the world resides in his insight into the moods of men and his tact in dealing with them. - J.G. Holland

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

Men are like pumpkins. It seems like all the good one are either taken or they've had everything scraped out of their heads with a spoon. - Unknown

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson

I have frequently been questioned, especially by women, of how I could reconcile family life with a scientific career. Well, it has not been easy. - Marie Curie


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23-Jan-2021