Apples and Wine - Picked or Stomped?

Is your guy at the top of the tree?


Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don’t want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just take the rotten apples from the ground that aren’t as good, but easy.

The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they’re amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who’s brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Share this with other women who are good apples, even those who have already been picked!


Now then, what about Men?

Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it’s up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.


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Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker

Well-behaved women never make history. - Maria Shriver

No nice men are good at getting taxis. - Katharine Whitehorn

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

It is difficulties that show what men are. - William Hazlitt

I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent. - Anna Kendrick

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Executives pick successors in their own image. - Unknown

Men are more mindful of wrongs than of benefits. - Proverb

Men are creatures with two legs and eight hands. - Jayne Mansfield

America is a land where men govern, but women rule. - John M Brown

There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men. - French Proverb

Men cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter. - James A Garfield

It is of men, and of them only, that one should always be frightened. - Louis-Ferdinand CĂ©line

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

In critical moments, men sometimes see exactly what they wish to see. - Leonard Nimoy

Friendship requires more time than poor busy men can usually command. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Dream no small dreams for they have no power to move the hearts of men. - Goethe

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

Men, remember there is no retreat from here. You must die where you stand. - Colin Campbell

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men. - Plato

I should rather men ask why no statue has been erected in my honour, than why one has. - Marcus Porcius Cato

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy

Great men undertake great things because they are great; fools, because they think them easy. - Vauvenargues

He has great tranquility of heart who cares neither for the praises nor the fault-finding of men. - Thomas a Kempis

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

The praise we seek for our own virtues sometimes tempts us to flatter the imperfections of other men. - Norman MacDonald

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding

Most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. - Martin H. Fischer

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad.
For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad. - G K Chesterton

I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I'm more honest and my women are more beautiful. - Donald Trump

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

The hallmark of religion is to distrust claims made for mortal men. It is in ages of great religious faith that great skepticism can find expression. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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31-Oct-2020