Apples and Wine - Picked or Stomped?

Is your guy at the top of the tree?


Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don’t want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just take the rotten apples from the ground that aren’t as good, but easy.

The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they’re amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who’s brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Share this with other women who are good apples, even those who have already been picked!


Now then, what about Men?

Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it’s up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.


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Little men are fond of long titles. - German Proverb

Conceit is God's gift to little men. - Bruce Barton

A mass of men equals a mass of opinions. - Latin Proverb

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

The graveyards are full of indispensable men. - Charles de Gaulle

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

Men are so willing to respect anything that bores them. - Marilyn Monroe

Women like silent men, they think they're listening. - George Carlin

All women are crazy, it's only a question of degree. - WC Fields

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Men must have legends, else they will die of strangeness. - Les A Murray

I am but a gatherer and disposer of other men's stuff. - Henry Wotton

It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools. - Spanish Proverb

I am the least difficult of men. All I want is boundless love. - Frank O'Hara

Are we playing Men's Rules today or do we count every putt? - Unknown

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

In critical moments, men sometimes see exactly what they wish to see. - Leonard Nimoy

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. - H L Mencken

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Carl Sagan

Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. - WC Fields

Mobile phones are the only subject on which men boast about who's got the smallest. - Neil Kinnock

One of the quickest ways to meet new people is to pick up the wrong ball on a golf course. - Unknown

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle. - Alexis de Tocqueville

Every thought is a seed. If you plant crab apples, don't count on harvesting Golden Delicious. - Bill Meyer

The first method for estimating the intelligence of a ruler is to look at the men he has around him. - Niccolo Machiavelli

For the first time, I hand-picked an 'Apprentice' cast, and I'm thrilled with the results. - Donald Trump

I have gathered a posie of other men's flowers, and nothing but the thread that binds them is my own. - Michel de Montaigne

The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their aversion to a woman who doesn't. - Penny Kome

One shouldn't allow oneself to be intimidated by something that can be picked up and tucked under one's arm. - Barbara Hambly

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

“But it doesn't take a thousand men to open a door, my lord."
"It might to keep it open.” - Ursula K. Le Guin

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men's behavior is measured with a feminine ruler. - Francesca M. Cancian

I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera


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17-Nov-2019