Apples and Wine - Picked or Stomped?

Is your guy at the top of the tree?


Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don’t want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just take the rotten apples from the ground that aren’t as good, but easy.

The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they’re amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who’s brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Share this with other women who are good apples, even those who have already been picked!


Now then, what about Men?

Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it’s up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.


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Either war is obsolete, or men are. - R Buckminster Fuller

Well-behaved women never make history. - Maria Shriver

When wine goes in strange things come out. - Friedrich Schiller

One good egg in a barrel of rotten apples. - Archie Bunker

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

Like that of leaves is a generation of men. - Homer

Clever men are good, but they are not the best. - Thomas Carlyle

All men's gains are the fruit of venturing. - Herodotus

Men are creatures with two legs and eight hands. - Jayne Mansfield

I've been told I'm a role model to many women. - Donald Trump

Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win. - Jonathan Kozol

All women are crazy, it's only a question of degree. - WC Fields

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Men do less than they ought, unless they do all they can. - Thomas Carlyle

Wise men learn by other men's mistakes, fools by their own. - H.G. Bohn

Harem: A community of women who subscribe to a circulating husband - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes. - Oscar Wilde

Men are governed only by serving them; the rule is without exception. - V. Cousin

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. - Edmund Burke

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

The integrity of men is to be measured by their conduct, not by their profession. - Unknown

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

Men are probably nearer the central truth in their superstitions than in their science. - Henry David Thoreau

I'm a man. Men have got another thing... they got waddya call, a carnival instinct. - Archie Bunker

I believe in trusting men, not only once but twice - in giving a failure another change. - James C Penney

A body of men holding themselves accountable to nobody ought not to be trusted by anybody. - Thomas Paine

Ten men in our country could buy the whole world and ten million can't buy enough to eat. - Will Rogers

Men must be taught as if you taught them not,
And things unknown proposed as things forgot. - Alexander Pope

Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller

Some men see things as they are and say why? I dream things that never were and say why not? - George Bernard Shaw

Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives, and die in the foothills cursing difficulties which do not exist. - Edgar W Howe

One shouldn't allow oneself to be intimidated by something that can be picked up and tucked under one's arm. - Barbara Hambly

“But it doesn't take a thousand men to open a door, my lord."
"It might to keep it open.” - Ursula K. Le Guin

All God's giants have been weak men who did great things for God, because they reckoned on God's being with them. - J Hudson Taylor

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. - Tiger Woods

Those who fail to learn from the brutal stompings visited on them in the past are doomed to be brutally stomped in the future. - Hunter S Thompson

Who is the happiest of men? He who values the merits of others, and in their pleasure takes joy, even as though 'twere his own. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

It is easier to find a score of men wise enough to discover the truth than to find one intrepid enough, in the face of opposition, to stand up for it. - A Hodge


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16-May-2022