How To Get Rid Of A Skunk

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“We have a skunk in the basement,” shrieked the caller to the police dispatcher. “How can we get rid of it?”

“Take some bread crumbs,” said the dispatcher, “and put down a trail from the basement to the backyard. Then leave the cellar door open.”

A while later the homeowner called back. “Did you get rid of it?” asked the dispatcher.

“No,” replied the caller. “Now I have two skunks in there!”



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16-Jan-2021