Road Painter
End of the road: decline in daily productivity

Bubba took a job with JimBob Construction to paint lines on Kentucky’s Spaghetti Junction. The first day he painted ten miles. The boss was very impressed.

The second day he painted two miles. The boss was a little disappointed. The third day he only painted 500 feet.

The boss sat him down and said, “Bubba, how come you paint ten miles the first day, two miles the next day, but only 500 feet today?”

Bubba replied, “Well boss, each day I get farther and farther away from the paint can.”

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