Teacher: “What is the area of a circle, Bubba  Pi R^2?” Everything is physics and math.  Katherine Johnson Revolutions never occur in mathematics.  Michael Crowe Mathematics: the only subject that counts.  Unknown Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college.  Unknown Mathematics knows no races or geographic boundaries.  David Hilbert Pure mathematics, may it never be of any use to anyone.  Henry Smith Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles.  Maya Lin You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.  Bill Watterson Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse.  Unknown If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics.  Francis Bacon Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas.  James Roy Newman Those who go to college and never get out are called professors.  George Givot I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance.  Donald Trump I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school.  Adlai Stevenson Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy.  Unknown High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone.  Unknown You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.  Jeff Foxworthy Life is good for only two things: discovering mathematics and teaching mathematics.  Simeon Poisson I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.  Woody Allen For the things of this world cannot be made known without a knowledge of mathematics.  Roger Bacon I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability.  Jason Alexander Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper.  George Polya Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.  Albert Einstein It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus.  Anthony Amero If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college.  Sargent Shriver For the execution of the voyage to the Indies, I did not make use of intelligence, mathematics or maps.  Christopher Columbus Mathematics is distinguished from all other sciences except only ethics, in standing in no need of ethics.  Charles Peirce It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term.  Mark Twain What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life?  Lynette Mather Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true.  Bertrand Russell You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy.  Garrison Keillor There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret.  Ronald Reagan I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me.  Keanu Reeves I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today.  George Foreman The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book.  Billy Crystal Mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what we are talking about, nor whether what we are saying is true.  Rene Descartes You don't have to be a genius or a visionary or even a college graduate to be successful. You just need a framework and a dream.  Michael Dell A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.  Theodore Roosevelt Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings.  Daffynitions joeks.com Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family.  Stephen Covey see also College, School & Redneck Sections 2 Pi Watch Accurate Pie Chart Apple Pi Catholic Math Cats and Backpacks Cheat of the Year Chocolate Math Constipated Mathematician Dancing Mathematician Detroit High School  Math Proficiency Exam Epic Pi Ethiopian Math Expandable Equation Girlfriend Math Hangman Math Hot Dog Math How Can This Be True, Math Nerds? Illusive Dice KwikMart Math Logic, Math & Reasoning Quotes Long Math Class Ma & Pa Math: 5 into 25 equals 14 Math Clock Math Dice Math in Africa Math Mug Math Puzzle Math Riddle Math Watch Mathematician’s Truck Mennonite Longhand Math Phone Number Magic Trick Pi Chart Proof That 7 x 13 = 28 Snake Math Teacher Arrested at Airport WalMart Math 
