Teacher: “What is the area of a circle, Bubba  Pi R^2?” Mathematics knows no races or geographic boundaries.  David Hilbert I've won at every level, except college and pro.  Shaquille O'Neal Most every dental school has discount dental services.  Matthew Lesko Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles.  Maya Lin Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.  Mark Twain A college education shows a man how little other people know.  T.C. Hailburton Math is like love  a simple idea but it can get complicated.  R. Drabek Mathematics has given economics rigor, but alas, also mortis.  Robert Heilbroner Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other.  Edmund Burke I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance.  Donald Trump I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school.  Adlai Stevenson College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.  George Gobel Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge.  Indian Proverb Perhaps the most surprising thing about mathematics is that it is so surprising.  E.C. Titchmarsh Life is good for only two things: discovering mathematics and teaching mathematics.  Simeon Poisson For the things of this world cannot be made known without a knowledge of mathematics.  Roger Bacon I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability.  Jason Alexander When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis.  Elvis Presley I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math.  Tina Fey Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper.  George Polya If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society.  Jaden Smith There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't.  Unknown It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus.  Anthony Amero If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college.  Sargent Shriver Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison.  Unknown I had a feeling once about mathematics â€“ that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go.  Winston Churchill Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.  George Burns Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true.  Bertrand Russell You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy.  Garrison Keillor The most painful thing about mathematics is how far away you are from being able to use it after you have learned it.  James Newman There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret.  Ronald Reagan I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me.  Keanu Reeves Probably no symbol in mathematics has evoked as much mystery, romanticism, misconception and human interest as the number pi.  William L Schaaf I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today.  George Foreman You don't have to be a genius or a visionary or even a college graduate to be successful. You just need a framework and a dream.  Michael Dell You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up.  Patrick Swayze My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heartshaped box of laundry.  Milton Berle A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.  Theodore Roosevelt Mathematics is not a careful march down a wellcleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost.  W.S. Anglin If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology.  Unknown see also College, School & Redneck Sections 2 Pi Watch Accurate Pie Chart Apple Pi Catholic Math Cats and Backpacks Cheat of the Year Chocolate Math Constipated Mathematician Dancing Mathematician Detroit High School  Math Proficiency Exam Epic Pi Ethiopian Math Expandable Equation Girlfriend Math Hangman Math Hot Dog Math How Can This Be True, Math Nerds? 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