Teacher: “What is the area of a circle, Bubba  Pi R^2?” Everything is physics and math.  Katherine Johnson Math research is more like a marathon.  Terence Tao College is a refuge from hasty judgment.  Robert Frost I've won at every level, except college and pro.  Shaquille O'Neal I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know.  Bill Watterson Pure mathematics, may it never be of any use to anyone.  Henry Smith Dear Math: I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems.  Unknown Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.  Mark Twain "Obvious" is the most dangerous word in mathematics.  Eric T. Bell Those who go to college and never get out are called professors.  George Givot Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other.  Edmund Burke A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education.  Theodore Roosevelt Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy.  Unknown In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.  John von Neumann Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge.  Indian Proverb High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone.  Unknown You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.  Jeff Foxworthy I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.  Woody Allen For the things of this world cannot be made known without a knowledge of mathematics.  Roger Bacon When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other grossout award.  Jack Nicholson The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness.  Robert M. Hutchins I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability.  Jason Alexander There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't.  Unknown Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days.  Haneri Liogier If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college.  Sargent Shriver Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison.  Unknown I had a feeling once about mathematics â€“ that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go.  Winston Churchill In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right.  Jack Nicholson Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth.  David Skok It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows.  Henry L. Doherty You don't have to be a genius or a visionary or even a college graduate to be successful. You just need a framework and a dream.  Michael Dell My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heartshaped box of laundry.  Milton Berle A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.  Theodore Roosevelt I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things.  Guillermo Diaz Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man.  Maria G. Mayer With the steady disintegration of the family in modern society over the last century, the role of the school in bridging the gap has become vital.  Stephen Covey Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings.  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