Teacher: “What is the area of a circle, Bubba  Pi R^2?” Everything is physics and math.  Katherine Johnson Math research is more like a marathon.  Terence Tao I go to school the youth to learn the future.  Robert Frost Academy: A modern school where football is taught  Daffynitions joeks.com I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know.  Bill Watterson I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough  Zig Ziglar A child educated only at school is an uneducated child.  George Santayana A college education shows a man how little other people know.  T.C. Hailburton Math is like love  a simple idea but it can get complicated.  R. Drabek School Of Hard Knocks: Where they train doortodoor salesmen  Daffynitions joeks.com Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other.  Edmund Burke God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.  Mark Twain I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school.  Adlai Stevenson When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other grossout award.  Jack Nicholson In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards.  Mark Twain I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability.  Jason Alexander Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper.  George Polya Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper.  David Hilbert There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't.  Unknown It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus.  Anthony Amero Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days.  Haneri Liogier If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college.  Sargent Shriver I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy.  John Adams I learned law so well, the day I graduated I used the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.  Fred Allen Mathematics is distinguished from all other sciences except only ethics, in standing in no need of ethics.  Charles Peirce Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.  Abe Lemons Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.  George Burns What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life?  Lynette Mather The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can't be learned at school.  Haruki Murakami Mathematics is like checkers in being suitable for the young, not too difficult, amusing, and without peril to the state.  Plato I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me.  Keanu Reeves It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows.  Henry L. Doherty I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today.  George Foreman You don't have to be a genius or a visionary or even a college graduate to be successful. You just need a framework and a dream.  Michael Dell Mathematics takes us into the region of absolute necessity, to which not only the actual word, but every possible word, must conform.  Bertrand Russell In the real world, the smartest people are people who make mistakes and learn. In school, the smartest people don't make mistakes.  Robert T Kiyosaki As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.  Albert Einstein I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things.  Guillermo Diaz Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse.  Daffynitions joeks.com Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings.  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