Teacher: “What is the area of a circle, Bubba  Pi R^2?” I go to school the youth to learn the future.  Robert Frost Pure mathematics is the poetry of logical ideas.  Albert Einstein Academy: A modern school where football is taught  Daffynitions joeks.com Algebra: Undergarment worn by female math teachers  Daffynitions joeks.com I've won at every level, except college and pro.  Shaquille O'Neal I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know.  Bill Watterson Pure mathematics, may it never be of any use to anyone.  Henry Smith Conflict Of Interest: A dental school with a hockey team  Daffynitions joeks.com You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.  Bill Watterson Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.  Mark Twain You can lead a boy to college but you cannot make him think.  Elbert Hubbard A college education shows a man how little other people know.  T.C. Hailburton If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics.  Francis Bacon Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans.  Ed Gillespie I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school.  Adlai Stevenson You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.  Jeff Foxworthy I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.  Yogi Berra Mathematics consists of proving the most obvious thing in the least obvious way.  George Polya Perhaps the most surprising thing about mathematics is that it is so surprising.  E.C. Titchmarsh The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness.  Robert M. Hutchins When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis.  Elvis Presley Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer.  Milton Berle College Professor: A man who gets what's left over after the football coach is paid off  Daffynitions joeks.com Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.  Albert Einstein There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't.  Unknown Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days.  Haneri Liogier University: 1. A college with a stadium seating more than sixty thousand; 2. A mental institution.  Daffynitions joeks.com If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy.  Alfred Renyi I learned law so well, the day I graduated I used the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.  Fred Allen Mathematics is distinguished from all other sciences except only ethics, in standing in no need of ethics.  Charles Peirce Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.  Abe Lemons It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term.  Mark Twain Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true.  Bertrand Russell Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth.  David Skok Probably no symbol in mathematics has evoked as much mystery, romanticism, misconception and human interest as the number pi.  William L Schaaf I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today.  George Foreman You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up.  Patrick Swayze As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.  Albert Einstein Mathematics is not a careful march down a wellcleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost.  W.S. Anglin Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings.  Daffynitions joeks.com see also College, School & Redneck Sections 2 Pi Watch Accurate Pie Chart Apple Pi Catholic Math Cats and Backpacks Cheat of the Year Chocolate Math Constipated Mathematician Dancing Mathematician Detroit High School  Math Proficiency Exam Epic Pi Ethiopian Math Expandable Equation Girlfriend Math Hangman Math Hot Dog Math How Can This Be True, Math Nerds? Illusive Dice KwikMart Math Logic, Math & Reasoning Quotes Long Math Class Ma & Pa Math: 5 into 25 equals 14 Math Clock Math Dice Math in Africa Math Mug Math Puzzle Math Riddle Math Watch Mathematician’s Truck Mennonite Longhand Math Phone Number Magic Trick Pi Chart Proof That 7 x 13 = 28 Snake Math Teacher Arrested at Airport WalMart Math 
