Teacher: “What is the area of a circle, Bubba  Pi R^2?” Mathematics: the only subject that counts.  Unknown I go to school the youth to learn the future.  Robert Frost Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college.  Unknown Surgeon: The person who was a cutup at medical school  Daffynitions joeks.com A child educated only at school is an uneducated child.  George Santayana Conflict Of Interest: A dental school with a hockey team  Daffynitions joeks.com Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles.  Maya Lin Dear Math: I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems.  Unknown Mathematics has given economics rigor, but alas, also mortis.  Robert Heilbroner Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas.  James Roy Newman Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years.  Bobby Knight Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge.  Indian Proverb Conversation enriches the understanding, but solitude is the school of genius.  Edward Gibbon I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.  Yogi Berra Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.  Albert Einstein Life is good for only two things: discovering mathematics and teaching mathematics.  Simeon Poisson When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other grossout award.  Jack Nicholson Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer.  Milton Berle Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper.  George Polya Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.  Albert Einstein University: 1. A college with a stadium seating more than sixty thousand; 2. A mental institution.  Daffynitions joeks.com True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.  Kurt Vonnegut For the execution of the voyage to the Indies, I did not make use of intelligence, mathematics or maps.  Christopher Columbus I had a feeling once about mathematics â€“ that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go.  Winston Churchill Mathematics is distinguished from all other sciences except only ethics, in standing in no need of ethics.  Charles Peirce Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.  Abe Lemons Mathematics may be compared to a mill of exquisite workmanship, which grinds your stuff to any degree of fineness.  Thomas Huxley You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy.  Garrison Keillor The most painful thing about mathematics is how far away you are from being able to use it after you have learned it.  James Newman The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can't be learned at school.  Haruki Murakami It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows.  Henry L. Doherty Probably no symbol in mathematics has evoked as much mystery, romanticism, misconception and human interest as the number pi.  William L Schaaf Mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what we are talking about, nor whether what we are saying is true.  Rene Descartes You don't have to be a genius or a visionary or even a college graduate to be successful. You just need a framework and a dream.  Michael Dell Mathematics takes us into the region of absolute necessity, to which not only the actual word, but every possible word, must conform.  Bertrand Russell Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks.  Daffynitions joeks.com As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.  Albert Einstein A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.  Theodore Roosevelt I tell them that if they will occupy themselves with the study of mathematics they will find it the best remedy against the lusts of the flesh.  Thomas Mann With the steady disintegration of the family in modern society over the last century, the role of the school in bridging the gap has become vital.  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