Teacher: “What is the area of a circle, Bubba - Pi R^2?”
Bubba: “Pie are not square. Pie are round. Cornbread are square.”
Teacher: “What is a proof?”
Bubba: “One-half percent of alcohol.”
Everything is physics and math. - Katherine Johnson
I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost
Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown
I've won at every level, except college and pro. - Shaquille O'Neal
Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin
Mathematics has given economics rigor, but alas, also mortis. - Robert Heilbroner
Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown
I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump
Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie
I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson
Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge. - Indian Proverb
Mathematics consists of proving the most obvious thing in the least obvious way. - George Polya
Perhaps the most surprising thing about mathematics is that it is so surprising. - E.C. Titchmarsh
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen
The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. - Robert M. Hutchins
I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander
Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper. - George Polya
Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert
If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith
It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero
If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy. - Alfred Renyi
I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams
I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go. - Winston Churchill
You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay
You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns
It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain
In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright
You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy. - Garrison Keillor
Mathematics is like checkers in being suitable for the young, not too difficult, amusing, and without peril to the state. - Plato
Mathematics is indeed dangerous in that it absorbs students to such a degree that it dulls their senses to everything else. - Prinz zu Hohlenlohe-Ingelfingen Kraft
I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves
Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok
I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman
The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal
My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle
Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin
I tell them that if they will occupy themselves with the study of mathematics they will find it the best remedy against the lusts of the flesh. - Thomas Mann
Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer
I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen
I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost
Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown
I've won at every level, except college and pro. - Shaquille O'Neal
Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin
Mathematics has given economics rigor, but alas, also mortis. - Robert Heilbroner
Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown
I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump
Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie
I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson
Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge. - Indian Proverb
Mathematics consists of proving the most obvious thing in the least obvious way. - George Polya
Perhaps the most surprising thing about mathematics is that it is so surprising. - E.C. Titchmarsh
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen
The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. - Robert M. Hutchins
I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander
Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper. - George Polya
Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert
If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith
It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero
If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy. - Alfred Renyi
I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams
I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go. - Winston Churchill
You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay
You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns
It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain
In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright
You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy. - Garrison Keillor
Mathematics is like checkers in being suitable for the young, not too difficult, amusing, and without peril to the state. - Plato
Mathematics is indeed dangerous in that it absorbs students to such a degree that it dulls their senses to everything else. - Prinz zu Hohlenlohe-Ingelfingen Kraft
I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves
Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok
I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman
The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal
My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle
Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin
I tell them that if they will occupy themselves with the study of mathematics they will find it the best remedy against the lusts of the flesh. - Thomas Mann
Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer
I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen
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