![]() Canada is hockey. - Mike Weir Hockey is a tough game. - Bobby Orr Every day is a great day for hockey. - Mario Lemieux Hockey is the original extreme sport. - Tom Ward Outdoor hockey is what it is all about. - Paul Coffey Hockey is figure skating in a war zone. - Unknown To succeed in hockey, you need teamwork. - Henry Samueli People on the streets are ready for hockey. - Eric Lindros Toronto: A kind of New York operated by the Swiss - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Some guys play hockey. Gretzky plays 40-mph chess. - Lowell Cohn Figure skaters have awful perceptions of hockey players. - Kristi Yamaguchi Conflict Of Interest: A dental school with a hockey team - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity. - Gordie Howe Hockey seems completely lawless and, therefore, inexplicably sexy. - Rachel Nichols For me, baseball is more comparable to chess than it is to hockey. - Jeff Garlin The greatest hockey player who ever lived: Bobby Orr, and I love him. - Donald S. Cherry By 1946, I knew Detroit was the best hockey city in the Original Six. - Ted Lindsay My wife likes the hockey smell because it's the smell of a warrior. - David Walton I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey My goal was to play in the NHL, because that is the best hockey in the world. - Jaromir Jagr You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky. - Joe Sakic Hockey: 1. Mayhem on ice; 2. A form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. - Unknown You do not play hockey for good seasons. You play to win the Stanley Cup. It has to be the objective. - Guy Lafleur We can make fun of hockey fans, but someone who enjoys Homer is indulging the same kind of vicarious bloodlust. - Steven Pinker I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. - Tiger Woods I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard I found my prince - he's a hockey player and we met at an NHL event, the last place I'd ever expect to meet someone, but there he was. - Carol Alt When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman see also Ice Hockey Section Hamilton NHL Team Maple Leaf Coalition Maple Leafs’ Playoff Plans Skating Rink Kids Skeleton Leaf Fan Toronto Maple Leafs’ New Building Zamboni Fodder |
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