Adolf Hitler went to a fortune teller hoping that the fortune teller could tell him how long he would live.
After careful charting, she said, “I can’t predict the exact date of your death, but I do know that you will die on a Jewish holiday.”
“And which holiday will this be?” he asked.
“It does not matter,” she replied. “Any day that you die will be a Jewish holiday.”
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