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Jewish Holiday
Some holidays are person-made

Adolf Hitler went to a fortune teller hoping that the fortune teller could tell him how long he would live.

After careful charting, she said, “I can’t predict the exact date of your death, but I do know that you will die on a Jewish holiday.”

“And which holiday will this be?” he asked.

“It does not matter,” she replied. “Any day that you die will be a Jewish holiday.”




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23-Jan-2020