Q: I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? Pain should not be wasted. - Gerda W Klein Laughter is the best medicine. - Joe-kster Maternity Hospital: An heirport - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Where a man feels pain he lays his hand. - Dutch Proverb No medicine cures what happiness cannot. - Gabriel G Marquez Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional. - Haruki Murakami God is a concept by which we measure our pain. - John Lennon Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Markus Herz Suicide doesn't end the pain. It just passes it on to someone else. - James Kirkup The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness. - Arlen Specter A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain Meaninglessness does not come from being weary of pain; meaninglessness comes from being weary of pleasure. - G K Chesterton The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer The trouble with putting armor on is that, while it protects you from pain, it also protects you from pleasure. - Celeste Holm I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler 'Psychotherapy' is a private, confidential conversation that has nothing to do with illness, medicine, or healing. - Thomas Szasz I've got a great doctor. He gave a guy six months to live. They couldn't pay his bill so he gave him another six months. - Henny Youngman Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp Do something everyday that you don't want to do. This is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain. - Mark Twain The pain started years ago, but I'd lived with it for so long at that point that I'd accepted it as an inevitable part of me. - Ashley Wallis Nurse: 1. A woman whose business is to make sickness a pleasure; 2. A young women who holds your wrist and then expects your pulse to be normal. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com see also Medical Section Bandage Art Help For Dead Children Magnetic Personality Mandage Mechanical Patient Miss Beautiful Spine Self-Propelled Rocket Stool Fool Worst Aid |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|