A German, Englishman and Canadian are traveling on a train. They get bored and start telling each other about their families.
The German says, “I have 4 kids, one more and they’ll make a basketball team.”
The Englishman says, “That’s nothing - I have 10 boys; one more and I’ll be the world-champion soccer-team’s coach.”
The Canadian starts laughing. He says, “I’ve had 17 wives and no kids! But one more wife and I’ll open a golf course!”
see also
Family, Golf, Sports & Train Sections
|  Log Sticks
|  Tree Face
|  Camper Tank
|  Shipley Donut Pants
|  Distressing Artwork
|  Child's Motorcycle Helmet
|  Montana Mountain Bike
|  Sealtastic
|  Bland Entrance
|  Cruising Advice
|  Cat Dugout
|  Open Drive Through
|  Secret Revealed
|  Tired Flagpole
|  Bent Car Sculpture
|  Cow Jacket
|  Thanks For Noticing
|  Overflow Truck Garden
|  Beach Sign Training
|  Encouraging Seal
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