A woman walks into her boss’s office with this complaint: “All the other women in
the office are suing you for sexual harassment.”
“Since you haven’t sexually harassed me, I’m suing you for discrimination.”
Agree, for the law is costly. - William Camden
Lawyers are merchants of misery. - Nancy Levit
All children are essentially criminal. - Denis Diderot
Law is order, and good law is good order. - Aristotle
A lawyer and a cart wheel must be greased. - John R Beard
In law, nothing is certain but the expense. - Samuel Butler
Compromise is the best and cheapest lawyer. - Robert Louis Stevenson
Keep skunks, bankers and lawyers at a distance. - Unknown
There's a strong criminal relement up there. - Archie Bunker
Lawyers are in the business of advocacy, not judgment. - Allan C Hutchinson
Justice is a law of nature rarely found in human affairs. - Unknown
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - Groucho Marx
You're breakin' about 18 laws, maybe even a dozen. - Archie Bunker
Ambition is like hunger; it obeys no law but its appetite. - H.W. Shaw
In the Halls of Justice, the only justice is in the halls. - Lenny Bruce
He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor
I've never been in love. I've always been a lawyer. - Unknown
Injustice is relatively easy to bear; what stings is justice. - H L Mencken
A lawyer's opinion is worth nothing unless it is paid for. - Unknown
I can have peace of mind only when I forgive rather than judge. - Gerald Jampolsky
I would uphold the law if for no other reason but to protect myself. - Thomas More
My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield
Recompense injury with justice, and recompense kindness with kindness. - Confucius
So I will say it with relish. Give me a hamburger but hold the lawsuit. - S.I. Hayakawa
Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown
The best use of laws is to teach men to trample bad laws under their feet. - Wendell Phillips
The Second Law of Pies: they must be baked, not fried (or boiled, or steamed). - Janet Clarkson
Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce
True peace is not merely the absence of tension; it is the presence of justice. - Martin Luther King, Jr.
Lawyers are like scissors; they never cut each other, but what is between them. - Unknown
Your mother's down there throwing a monkey wrench into the halls of justice. - Archie Bunker
It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb
Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle
Divorce = Rebirth: forget the past, replan your life, improve your appearance & rejuvenate! - Rossana Condoleo
A criminal remains a criminal whether he uses a convict's suit or a monarch's crown. - Victor Hugo
If a man dies and leaves his estate in an uncertain condition, the lawyers become his heirs. - Edgar Watson Howe
Zymurgy’s Law of Volunteer Labour: People are always available for work in the past tense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Lawyers are like painters - once they get into a house, you never know when you will get rid of them again. - Peter A Graham
Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in. - Brendan Behan
Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws. - Plato
Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli
If we judge ourselves only by our aspirations and everyone else only their conduct we shall soon reach a very false conclusion. - Calvin Coolidge
The question arises: whether all lawyers are the same. This is like asking whether everything that gets into a sewer is garbage. - Florynce R Kennedy
Justice, sir, is the great interest of man on earth. It is the ligament which holds civilized beings and civilized nations together. - Daniel Webster
Laws are like spiders' webs which, if anything small falls into them they ensnare it, but large things break through and escape. - Solon
Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein
The denial of an objective moral law based on the compulsion to deny the existence of God results ultimately in the denial of evil itself. - Ravi Zacharias
While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously. - Tim Allen
Never utter these words: 'I do not know this, therefore it is false.' One must study to know; know to understand; understand to judge. - Apothegm of Narda
The Post Office just recalled their newest stamps. They had a picture of lawyers on them, and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. - Marvin Lebman
Lawyers are merchants of misery. - Nancy Levit
All children are essentially criminal. - Denis Diderot
Law is order, and good law is good order. - Aristotle
A lawyer and a cart wheel must be greased. - John R Beard
In law, nothing is certain but the expense. - Samuel Butler
Compromise is the best and cheapest lawyer. - Robert Louis Stevenson
Keep skunks, bankers and lawyers at a distance. - Unknown
There's a strong criminal relement up there. - Archie Bunker
Lawyers are in the business of advocacy, not judgment. - Allan C Hutchinson
Justice is a law of nature rarely found in human affairs. - Unknown
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - Groucho Marx
You're breakin' about 18 laws, maybe even a dozen. - Archie Bunker
Ambition is like hunger; it obeys no law but its appetite. - H.W. Shaw
In the Halls of Justice, the only justice is in the halls. - Lenny Bruce
He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor
I've never been in love. I've always been a lawyer. - Unknown
Injustice is relatively easy to bear; what stings is justice. - H L Mencken
A lawyer's opinion is worth nothing unless it is paid for. - Unknown
I can have peace of mind only when I forgive rather than judge. - Gerald Jampolsky
I would uphold the law if for no other reason but to protect myself. - Thomas More
My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield
Recompense injury with justice, and recompense kindness with kindness. - Confucius
So I will say it with relish. Give me a hamburger but hold the lawsuit. - S.I. Hayakawa
Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown
The best use of laws is to teach men to trample bad laws under their feet. - Wendell Phillips
The Second Law of Pies: they must be baked, not fried (or boiled, or steamed). - Janet Clarkson
Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce
True peace is not merely the absence of tension; it is the presence of justice. - Martin Luther King, Jr.
Lawyers are like scissors; they never cut each other, but what is between them. - Unknown
Your mother's down there throwing a monkey wrench into the halls of justice. - Archie Bunker
It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb
Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle
Divorce = Rebirth: forget the past, replan your life, improve your appearance & rejuvenate! - Rossana Condoleo
A criminal remains a criminal whether he uses a convict's suit or a monarch's crown. - Victor Hugo
If a man dies and leaves his estate in an uncertain condition, the lawyers become his heirs. - Edgar Watson Howe
Zymurgy’s Law of Volunteer Labour: People are always available for work in the past tense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Lawyers are like painters - once they get into a house, you never know when you will get rid of them again. - Peter A Graham
Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in. - Brendan Behan
Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws. - Plato
Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli
If we judge ourselves only by our aspirations and everyone else only their conduct we shall soon reach a very false conclusion. - Calvin Coolidge
The question arises: whether all lawyers are the same. This is like asking whether everything that gets into a sewer is garbage. - Florynce R Kennedy
Justice, sir, is the great interest of man on earth. It is the ligament which holds civilized beings and civilized nations together. - Daniel Webster
Laws are like spiders' webs which, if anything small falls into them they ensnare it, but large things break through and escape. - Solon
Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein
The denial of an objective moral law based on the compulsion to deny the existence of God results ultimately in the denial of evil itself. - Ravi Zacharias
While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously. - Tim Allen
Never utter these words: 'I do not know this, therefore it is false.' One must study to know; know to understand; understand to judge. - Apothegm of Narda
The Post Office just recalled their newest stamps. They had a picture of lawyers on them, and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. - Marvin Lebman
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