Harassment or Discrimination?

Why a boss can’t win them all


A woman walks into her boss’s office with this complaint: “All the other women in the office are suing you for sexual harassment.”

“Since you haven’t sexually harassed me, I’m suing you for discrimination.”


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The law is silent during war. - Cicero

Divorce: fission after fusion. - Rita Mae Brown

The trouble with law is lawyers. - Clarence Darrow

A lawsuit helps keep lawyers clothed. - Unknown

Lawyers are seldom loved but often needed. - Robert B McKay

To live outside the law, you must be honest. - Bob Dylan

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

Let justice be done though the heavens should fall. - John Adams

The police are recruited from the criminal classes. - Gore Vidal

Stop soft soapin' and trying to deterge the judge! - Archie Bunker

Ignorance of the law excuses no man from practicing it. - Addison Mizner

It is an ill cause that the lawyer thinks shame o'. - John Ray

Law of Inflation: Whatever goes up will go up some more. - Kin Hubbard

Good lawyers know the law. Great lawyers know the judge. - Unknown

Sudafed: Brought litigation against a government official - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In the Halls of Justice, the only justice is in the halls. - Lenny Bruce

The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law. - Yiddish Proverb

Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. - Hubert Humphrey

Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy. - Homer Simpson

So I will say it with relish. Give me a hamburger but hold the lawsuit. - S.I. Hayakawa

The United States is the greatest law factory the world has ever known. - Charles E Hughes

Justice without force is powerless; force without justice is tyrannical. - Blaise Pascal

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

The first and fundamental law of nature is to seek out peace and follow it. - Thomas Hobbes

It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz

The Second Law of Pies: they must be baked, not fried (or boiled, or steamed). - Janet Clarkson

I know that this defies the law of gravity, but, you see, I never studied law. - Bugs Bunny

Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce

The duty of a judge is to administer justice, but his practice is to delay it. - Jean de la Bruyere

Washington, D.C.: Where the criminals cover their crimes by making them legal. - Frank Dane

Time is money, especially when you're talking to a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe-kster

Your mother's down there throwing a monkey wrench into the halls of justice. - Archie Bunker

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet. - Robin Williams

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

Put least trust in him who is foremost to praise you,
Nor judge of a road till it draw to the end. - John B O'Reilly

Beware of lawyers and consultants and people who do not take risks and who do not get their hands dirty. - Felix G Rohatyn

In a litigation-happy society, clear agreements often prevent small disagreements form becoming big ones. - Harvey Mackay

If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin. - Charles Darwin

Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past or present are certain to miss the future. - John F Kennedy

People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide. - Will Rogers

That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.

When the monetary damages are smaller, lawyers will find themselves less zealous in their pursuit of what they call justice. - Dean O'Hare

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted? - George Carlin

Men became scientific because they expected law in nature and they expected law in nature because they believed in a lawgiver. - Ravi Zacharias

Anyone who takes it on himself, on his own authority, to break a bad law, thereby authorizes everyone else to break the good ones. - Denis Diderot

Justice, sir, is the great interest of man on earth. It is the ligament which holds civilized beings and civilized nations together. - Daniel Webster

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs

While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously. - Tim Allen

Lawyers are like unrequited lovers: you give them an inch, and they go for the whole nine yards; you take off one shoe, and they pull down your pants. - Andres Rueda


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