A woman walks into her boss’s office with this complaint: “All the other women in
the office are suing you for sexual harassment.” The law is silent during war. - Cicero Divorce: fission after fusion. - Rita Mae Brown The trouble with law is lawyers. - Clarence Darrow A lawsuit helps keep lawyers clothed. - Unknown Lawyers are seldom loved but often needed. - Robert B McKay To live outside the law, you must be honest. - Bob Dylan If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI Let justice be done though the heavens should fall. - John Adams The police are recruited from the criminal classes. - Gore Vidal Stop soft soapin' and trying to deterge the judge! - Archie Bunker Ignorance of the law excuses no man from practicing it. - Addison Mizner It is an ill cause that the lawyer thinks shame o'. - John Ray Law of Inflation: Whatever goes up will go up some more. - Kin Hubbard Good lawyers know the law. Great lawyers know the judge. - Unknown Sudafed: Brought litigation against a government official - Daffynitions joe-ks.com In the Halls of Justice, the only justice is in the halls. - Lenny Bruce The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law. - Yiddish Proverb Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. - Hubert Humphrey Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy. - Homer Simpson So I will say it with relish. Give me a hamburger but hold the lawsuit. - S.I. Hayakawa The United States is the greatest law factory the world has ever known. - Charles E Hughes Justice without force is powerless; force without justice is tyrannical. - Blaise Pascal Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown The first and fundamental law of nature is to seek out peace and follow it. - Thomas Hobbes It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz The Second Law of Pies: they must be baked, not fried (or boiled, or steamed). - Janet Clarkson I know that this defies the law of gravity, but, you see, I never studied law. - Bugs Bunny Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce The duty of a judge is to administer justice, but his practice is to delay it. - Jean de la Bruyere Washington, D.C.: Where the criminals cover their crimes by making them legal. - Frank Dane Time is money, especially when you're talking to a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe-kster Your mother's down there throwing a monkey wrench into the halls of justice. - Archie Bunker I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet. - Robin Williams The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying Put least trust in him who is foremost to praise you, Nor judge of a road till it draw to the end. - John B O'Reilly Beware of lawyers and consultants and people who do not take risks and who do not get their hands dirty. - Felix G Rohatyn In a litigation-happy society, clear agreements often prevent small disagreements form becoming big ones. - Harvey Mackay If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin. - Charles Darwin Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past or present are certain to miss the future. - John F Kennedy People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide. - Will Rogers That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr. When the monetary damages are smaller, lawyers will find themselves less zealous in their pursuit of what they call justice. - Dean O'Hare If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted? - George Carlin Men became scientific because they expected law in nature and they expected law in nature because they believed in a lawgiver. - Ravi Zacharias Anyone who takes it on himself, on his own authority, to break a bad law, thereby authorizes everyone else to break the good ones. - Denis Diderot Justice, sir, is the great interest of man on earth. It is the ligament which holds civilized beings and civilized nations together. - Daniel Webster While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously. - Tim Allen Lawyers are like unrequited lovers: you give them an inch, and they go for the whole nine yards; you take off one shoe, and they pull down your pants. - Andres Rueda see also Medical Section 3 Stages Of A Man’s Life An Old Man’s Dying Request Ancient Greek Law Arkansas Divorce Application Atheist Holiday Attending To Business Cataract Surgery Lawsuit Clever Lawyer Clever Lawyer Communication Divorce Crazy Laws Cure for Child Abuse Difference Between a Convict and a Lawyer Distasteful Lawyer Divorce Cakes Divorce Defined Divorce Is Grand Divorce Lawyers Do Not Read Law Generous Judge’s Divorce Settlement Generous Lawyer Good Lawyer Honest Lawyer Hot Coffee Is This Legal? 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