A woman walks into her boss’s office with this complaint: “All the other women in
the office are suing you for sexual harassment.”
“Since you haven’t sexually harassed me, I’m suing you for discrimination.”
Divorce: fission after fusion. - Rita Mae Brown
I don't want tea, I want justice! - Ally Carter
Compromise is the best and cheapest lawyer. - Robert Louis Stevenson
Law and order are not necessarily partners. - Saying
Judge a man by the reputation of his enemies. - Arabian Proverb
Alimony is always having to say you're sorry. - Philip Simborg
Heartbreak is a loss. Divorce is a piece of paper. - Taylor J Reid
Alimony: the ransom that the happy pay to the devil. - H L Mencken
Lawyers are ideological enemies of informal justice. - Richard L Abel
The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren
A jury is composed of twelve men of average ignorance. - Herbert Spencer
The more corrupt the state, the more numerous the laws. - Tacitus
Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.
I've never been in love. I've always been a lawyer. - Unknown
If you laid all our laws end to end, there would be no end. - Arthur Baer
Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it. - Dalai Lama
Real Estate: What your house is called during divorce proceedings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Books should be tried by a judge and jury as though they were crimes. - Samuel Butler
A lawyer is an odd sort of fish, first rotten, then green, then ripe. - Robert Christy
The wisest man is the silent one. Examine his actions. Judge him by them. - Karen M Moning
The best use of laws is to teach men to trample bad laws under their feet. - Wendell Phillips
The only stable state is the one in which all men are equal before the law. - Aristotle
Life is nothing but a competition to be the criminal rather than the victim. - Bertrand Russell
The duty of a judge is to administer justice, but his practice is to delay it. - Jean de la Bruyere
People who use lawyers are not people you would really want to hang around with. - Deborah Ross
A jury consists of twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer. - Robert Frost
My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind. - Les Dawson
Law enforcement cannot succeed without the sustained, and informed, interest of all citizens. - Lyndon B Johnson
Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races. - Homer Simpson
At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. - Aristotle
A lawyer is a gentleman that rescues your estate from your enemies and then keeps it to himself. - Henry P Brougham
You are the one who calls the law of attraction into action, and you do it through your thoughts. - Rhonda Byrne
The trouble with our laws these days is that the criminals know their rights better than their wrongs. - Unknown
The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense. - Edsgar Dijkstra
Beware of lawyers and consultants and people who do not take risks and who do not get their hands dirty. - Felix G Rohatyn
If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin. - Charles Darwin
There is not Communism or Marxism, but representative democracy and social justice in a well-planned economy. - Fidel Castro
The legal system is often a mystery, and we, its priests, preside over rituals baffling to everyday citizens. - Henry G. Miller
There is one kind of robber whom the law does not strike at, and who steals what is most precious to men: time. - Napoleon Bonaparte
Judge nothing, you will be happy. Forgive everything, you will be happier. Love everything, you will be happiest. - Sri Chinmoy
People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown
I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry
When you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly. - Kanye West
The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia
Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe
There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown
Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein
While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs
Musical innovation is full of danger to the State, for when modes of music change, the fundamental laws of the State always change with them. - Plato
The judge asked, "What do you plead?" I said, "Insanity, your honour, who in their right mind would park in the passing lane?" - Steven Wright
I don't want tea, I want justice! - Ally Carter
Compromise is the best and cheapest lawyer. - Robert Louis Stevenson
Law and order are not necessarily partners. - Saying
Judge a man by the reputation of his enemies. - Arabian Proverb
Alimony is always having to say you're sorry. - Philip Simborg
Heartbreak is a loss. Divorce is a piece of paper. - Taylor J Reid
Alimony: the ransom that the happy pay to the devil. - H L Mencken
Lawyers are ideological enemies of informal justice. - Richard L Abel
The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren
A jury is composed of twelve men of average ignorance. - Herbert Spencer
The more corrupt the state, the more numerous the laws. - Tacitus
Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.
I've never been in love. I've always been a lawyer. - Unknown
If you laid all our laws end to end, there would be no end. - Arthur Baer
Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it. - Dalai Lama
Real Estate: What your house is called during divorce proceedings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Books should be tried by a judge and jury as though they were crimes. - Samuel Butler
A lawyer is an odd sort of fish, first rotten, then green, then ripe. - Robert Christy
The wisest man is the silent one. Examine his actions. Judge him by them. - Karen M Moning
The best use of laws is to teach men to trample bad laws under their feet. - Wendell Phillips
The only stable state is the one in which all men are equal before the law. - Aristotle
Life is nothing but a competition to be the criminal rather than the victim. - Bertrand Russell
The duty of a judge is to administer justice, but his practice is to delay it. - Jean de la Bruyere
People who use lawyers are not people you would really want to hang around with. - Deborah Ross
A jury consists of twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer. - Robert Frost
My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind. - Les Dawson
Law enforcement cannot succeed without the sustained, and informed, interest of all citizens. - Lyndon B Johnson
Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races. - Homer Simpson
At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. - Aristotle
A lawyer is a gentleman that rescues your estate from your enemies and then keeps it to himself. - Henry P Brougham
You are the one who calls the law of attraction into action, and you do it through your thoughts. - Rhonda Byrne
The trouble with our laws these days is that the criminals know their rights better than their wrongs. - Unknown
The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense. - Edsgar Dijkstra
Beware of lawyers and consultants and people who do not take risks and who do not get their hands dirty. - Felix G Rohatyn
If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin. - Charles Darwin
There is not Communism or Marxism, but representative democracy and social justice in a well-planned economy. - Fidel Castro
The legal system is often a mystery, and we, its priests, preside over rituals baffling to everyday citizens. - Henry G. Miller
There is one kind of robber whom the law does not strike at, and who steals what is most precious to men: time. - Napoleon Bonaparte
Judge nothing, you will be happy. Forgive everything, you will be happier. Love everything, you will be happiest. - Sri Chinmoy
People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown
I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry
When you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly. - Kanye West
The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia
Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe
There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown
Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein
While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs
Musical innovation is full of danger to the State, for when modes of music change, the fundamental laws of the State always change with them. - Plato
The judge asked, "What do you plead?" I said, "Insanity, your honour, who in their right mind would park in the passing lane?" - Steven Wright
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