Harassment or Discrimination?

Why a boss can’t win them all


A woman walks into her boss’s office with this complaint: “All the other women in the office are suing you for sexual harassment.”

“Since you haven’t sexually harassed me, I’m suing you for discrimination.”


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Necessity hath no law. - Oliver Cromwell

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer. - Will Rogers

Useless laws weaken necessary laws. - Charles de Secondat

The good of the people is the chief law. - Cicero

A lawyer and a cart wheel must be greased. - John R Beard

In law, nothing is certain but the expense. - Samuel Butler

Gravity isn't easy, but it's the law. - Unknown

There's a strong criminal relement up there. - Archie Bunker

Writing laws is easy, but governing is difficult. - Leo Tolstoy

The police are recruited from the criminal classes. - Gore Vidal

Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. - Groucho Marx

A jury is composed of twelve men of average ignorance. - Herbert Spencer

It is only shallow people who do not judge by appearances. - Oscar Wilde

If there were no bad people there would be no good lawyers. - Charles Dickens

Sometimes justice is at its most merciful when it's blind. - Nancy Gibbs

Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law. - Boethius

Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it. - Dalai Lama

It should be possible to explain the laws of physics to a barmaid. - Albert Einstein

The sad duty of politics is to establish justice in a sinful world. - Reinhold Niebuhr

You can not stop the spread of an idea by passing a law against it. - Harry S Truman

I would uphold the law if for no other reason but to protect myself. - Thomas More

Do not judge a man until you have walked two moons in his moccasins. - Native American Proverb

Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy. - Homer Simpson

Books should be tried by a judge and jury as though they were crimes. - Samuel Butler

The United States is the greatest law factory the world has ever known. - Charles E Hughes

If you have ten thousand regulations you destroy all respect for the law. - Winston Churchill

He who will always be his own lawyer will often have a fool for a client. - J Hunter

The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother. - WC Fields

It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz

Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce

A lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth. - Patrick Murray

Under the English legal system you are innocent until you are shown to be Irish. - Ted Whitehead

Nobody has a more sacred obligation to obey the law than those who make the law. - Sophocles

Even when laws have been written down, they ought not always to remain unaltered. - Aristotle

My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind. - Les Dawson

Lawyers are like foxes, small and innocuous, but all the time stealthily sniffing the air. - Michael O'Sullivan

If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers in the first place. - George Savile

It happens to be against two laws: God's and man's. I'm booking her on the second. - Cornell Wilde

You are the one who calls the law of attraction into action, and you do it through your thoughts. - Rhonda Byrne

We lawyers learn to study the faces of our witnesses, to form quick judgments, and to act upon them. - Lyman Abbott

Do not mind anything that anyone tells you about anyone else. Judge everyone and everything for yourself. - Henry James

Lawyers are like painters - once they get into a house, you never know when you will get rid of them again. - Peter A Graham

A lawyer's duty is to read the law well himself, then tell the people what it is, and let them act upon it. - Brigham Young

There is one kind of robber whom the law does not strike at, and who steals what is most precious to men: time. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Judge nothing, you will be happy. Forgive everything, you will be happier. Love everything, you will be happiest. - Sri Chinmoy

When the monetary damages are smaller, lawyers will find themselves less zealous in their pursuit of what they call justice. - Dean O'Hare

If we judge ourselves only by our aspirations and everyone else only their conduct we shall soon reach a very false conclusion. - Calvin Coolidge

Bakinmyday: A law passed in the early 1900s that made it mandatory to build all schools at least 15 miles from all future grandfathers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never utter these words: 'I do not know this, therefore it is false.' One must study to know; know to understand; understand to judge. - Apothegm of Narda

There must be some honest lawyers at the New York bar, and some impartial judges on the New York bench, but I should not like to be set to find them. - Lyman Abbott


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