A minister decided to do something a little different one Sunday morning. He said, “Today, in Church, I am going to say a single word and you are going to help me preach. Whatever single word I say, I want you to sing whatever hymn comes to your mind.”
The pastor shouted out, “Cross.”
Immediately the congregation started singing in unison, “The Old Rugged Cross.”
The pastor hollered out, “Grace.”
The congregation began to sing, “Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound.”
The pastor said, “Power.”
The congregation sang, “There is Power in the Blood.”
The Pastor said, “Sex.”
The congregation fell in total silence. Everyone was in shock. They all nervously began to look around at each other afraid to say anything. Then all of a sudden, from the very back of the Church, a little old 87-year-old grandmother
stood up and began to sing, “Precious Memories.”
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Songs For The Pastor
|  Custer's Last Stand?
|  Hand Held Tourist
|  Curly Heels
|  Bottle Sneakret
|  Removed Posts
|  Second Hand Work
|  Ostrich Fill Up
|  Calory Bomb
|  Interuption Charge
|  Reach For Your Dreams
|  Perception
|  Jeopardy Measuring Cup
|  All We Have To Do Is Stand Up
|  Vacuum Extender
|  BrownEes
|  Chinese Puzzle Car
|  Always Give 100% At Work
|  Ancient Politician
|  My Toaster Is Broken
|  Shining Stars
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