Henry and his wife live in Cranbrook, B.C. Last week while listening to the
radio, they hear the announcer say, “We are going to have 12 inches to 18 inches
of snow today. You must park your car on the even numbered side of the street,
so the snow plow can get through.”
Henry’s wife goes out and moves her car.
A few days later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer says, “We are
expecting 16 inches to 20 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the
odd numbered side of the street, so the snow plow can get through.”
Henry’s wife goes out and moves her car again.
The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio announcer says, “We
are expecting 18 to 24 inches of snow today. You must park…”, then the electric
power goes out.
Henry’s wife is very upset, and with a worried look on her face she says, “Honey, I don’t know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the plow can get through?”
With the love and understanding in his voice like all of us men who are married to Blondes exhibit, Henry says, “Why don’t you just leave it in the garage this time?”
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