- Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned?
- What if my dog only brings back my ball because he thinks I like throwing it?
- If poison expires, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?
- Which letter is silent in the word “Scent”: the ‘S’ or the ‘C’?
- Why is the letter W, in English, called “double U”? Shouldn't it be called “double V”?
- Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and it just takes 75-100 years to fully work.
- Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty.
- The word “swims” upside-down is still “swims.”
- Intentionally losing a game of rock, paper, scissors is just as hard as trying to win.
- 100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.
- Your future self is watching you right now through memories.
- If you replace “W” with “T” in “What”, “Where”, and “When”, you get the answer to each of them.
- Many animals probably need glasses, but nobody knows it.
- If you rip a hole in a net, there are actually fewer holes in it than there were before.
- If 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday, we’ll just call it “2’s Day”.
- If you attempt to rob a bank you won’t have any trouble with rent/food or bills for the next 10 years, whether or not you are successful.
- The Doctors that told Stephen Hawking he had two years to live in 1953 are probably dead by now. (Post Note: unfortunately, so is Stephen Hawking!)
Is there another word for synonym? - George Carlin
Why did I wake up in a garbage can? - Nicole Polizzi
What's another word for thesaurus? - Steven Wright
Poetry is what gets lost in translation. - Robert Frost
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? - George Carlin
Why fit in when you were born to stand out? - Dr. Seuss
He who knows best knows how little he knows. - Thomas Jefferson
If you don't play to win, why keep score? - Unknown
You have to think anyway, so why not think big? - Donald Trump
Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb
Greatness is a road leading towards the unknown. - Charles de Gaulle
Why do the best doctors have the sickest patients? - Unknown
That man is truly good who knows his own dark places. - Beowulf
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? - Edgar Bergen
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk? - Steven Wright
Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart? - Ernesto Guevara
Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? - George Carlin
I'm never sick. Why get sick? It's a waste of time. - Martha Stewart
My Irish derivation has nothing to do with me. Why should it? - Carroll O'Connor
Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract. - Kathy Lette
A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. - Elbert Hubbard
The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen
Retire? I can't spell the word. I'd play in a wheelchair. - Keith Richards
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown
Why should anybody be interested in some old man who was a failure? - Ernest Hemingway
Why should I tolerate a perfect stranger at the bedside of my mind? - Vladimir Nabokov
Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it? - Mark Twain
The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker
The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope
Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead? - George Carlin
The first 40 years of life give us the text; the next 30 supply the commentary. - Arthur Schopenhauer
Go see that turkey for yourself, and see for yourself why you shouldn't see it. - Samuel Goldwyn
The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost
Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about. - Sam Ewing
Poverty is "Who knows you?"
Prosperity is "I am your relative." - African Saying
Why is it that everybody's suing the tobacco companies and not the alcohol companies? - Donald Trump
Why do I have to follow CNN on Twitter? If I want to follow CNN, I can follow them on CNN. - Jon Stewart
Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer
All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber
The Lord is a good banker, and I trust Him. He has never failed me. Why should I be anxious? - Charles H Spurgeon
The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why. - Mark Twain
Bill Gates is a very rich man today, and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions. - Dave Barry
What I need to live has been given to me by the earth. Why I need to live has been given to me by you. - Unknown
Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present. - Bil Keane
There goes a woman who knows all the things that can be taught and none of the things that cannot be taught. - Coco Chanel
Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther
The thing that we are trying to do at Facebook, is just help people connect and communicate more efficiently. - Mark Zuckerberg
Xylophone: Revolutionary communication device that turns the sounds of the voice into a mellow, musical chime - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There is never a deed so foul that something couldn't be said for the guy; that's why there are lawyers. - Melvin Belli
Plant a radish, get a radish - never any doubt. That's why I love vegetables; you know what they're about. - Tom Jones
People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing - that's why we recommend it daily. - Zig Ziglar
Instead of worrying about what people say of you, why not spend time trying to accomplish something they will admire. - Dale Carnegie
The guy who takes a chance, who walks the line between the known and unknown, who is unafraid of failure, will succeed. - Gordon Parks
I wanted only to try to live in accord with the promptings which came from my true self. Why was that so very difficult? - Hermann Hesse
Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas. - Joseph Stalin
Their's not to reason why,
Their's but to do and die;
Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred. - Alfred Tennyson
He respects Owl, because you can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right. - A. A. Milne
Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me. - Jimmy Breslin
That is the exploration that awaits you! Not mapping stars and studying nebula, but charting the unknown possibilities of existence. - Leonard Nimoy
I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me. - Agatha Trunchbull
Like a human being, a company has to have an internal communication mechanism, a 'nervous system', to coordinate its actions. - Bill Gates
Why should we honour those that die upon the field of battle? A man may show as reckless a courage in entering into the abyss of himself. - William Butler Yeats
If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin
Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich
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