- Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned?
- What if my dog only brings back my ball because he thinks I like throwing it?
- If poison expires, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?
- Which letter is silent in the word “Scent”: the ‘S’ or the ‘C’?
- Why is the letter W, in English, called “double U”? Shouldn't it be called “double V”?
- Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and it just takes 75-100 years to fully work.
- Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty.
- The word “swims” upside-down is still “swims.”
- Intentionally losing a game of rock, paper, scissors is just as hard as trying to win.
- 100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.
- Your future self is watching you right now through memories.
- If you replace “W” with “T” in “What”, “Where”, and “When”, you get the answer to each of them.
- Many animals probably need glasses, but nobody knows it.
- If you rip a hole in a net, there are actually fewer holes in it than there were before.
- If 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday, we’ll just call it “2’s Day”.
- If you attempt to rob a bank you won’t have any trouble with rent/food or bills for the next 10 years, whether or not you are successful.
- The Doctors that told Stephen Hawking he had two years to live in 1953 are probably dead by now. (Post Note: unfortunately, so is Stephen Hawking!)
Why so serious? - The Dark Knight
Why limit Happy to just one hour? - Unknown
Why did I wake up in a garbage can? - Nicole Polizzi
Why was I born with such contemporaries? - Oscar Wilde
Why should things be easy to understand? - Thomas Pynchon
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream? - George Carlin
You have to think anyway, so why not think big? - Donald Trump
Why torture yourself when life will do it for you? - Laura Walker
Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten
Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket? - Unknown
Ratify: To use a spell and turn a person into a rodent - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young. - Unknown
Now if we only knew why, we would have the mind of God. - Stephen Hawking
Clever Woman: One who knows how to give a man her own way - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
He who knows that enough is enough will always have enough. - Lao-tzu
Blessed are the blind, for they know not enough to ask why. - Ernest Renan
Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder! - Princess Leia
Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it. - George Bernard Shaw
None climbs so high as he who knows not whither he is going. - Oliver Cromwell
He who knows others is learned; he who knows himself is wise. - Lao-Tzu
Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract. - Kathy Lette
Music can name the unnameable and communicate the unknowable. - Leonard Bernstein
A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. - Elbert Hubbard
The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets. - Al McGuire
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber
Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton was the one who asked why. - Bernard Baruch
If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already? - Cynthia Heimel
The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you. - Elbert Hubbard
A leader is one who knows the way, goes the way, and shows the way. - John C Maxwell
Our waking hours form the text of our lives, our dreams, the commentary. - Unknown
The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker
Why should I care about posterity? What’s posterity ever done for me? - Groucho Marx
The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope
The belly is the reason why man does not so readily take himself for a god. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
I'm thinking of buying a monkey. Then I think, 'Why stop at one?' - Robert Downey Jr
The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. - Stanislaw Jerszy Lec
I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds
Clams: I simply cannot imagine why anyone would eat something slimy served in an ashtray. - Miss Piggy
People are prisoners of their phones; that's why it's called a 'cell' phone. - Unknown
The Lord is a good banker, and I trust Him. He has never failed me. Why should I be anxious? - Charles H Spurgeon
I want flowers, I don't want to text. What does that make me? What kind of dinosaur am I? - Jennifer Garner
I can't understand why people are frightened by new ideas. I'm frightened by old ones. - John Cage
Why buy flowers for Valentine's Day? Just go to a cemetery and collect a dozen off a few graves. - Jarod Kintz
Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown
Haters are just confused admirers because they can't figure out the reason why everyone loves you. - Jeffree Star
When you've got 10,000 people trying to do the same thing, why would you want to be number 10,0001? - Mark Cuban
Folks who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election
campaign. - Milton Berle
In order to move on, you must understand why you felt what you did and why you no longer need to feel it. - Mitch Albom
Some men see things as they are and say why? I dream things that never were and say why not? - George Bernard Shaw
The infliction of cruelty with a good conscience is a delight to moralists. That is why they invented Hell. - Bertrand Russell
Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown
My goal is simple. It is complete understanding of the universe, why it is as it is and why it exists at all. - Stephen Hawking
Why is it that people rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the people involved. - Mark Twain
An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today. - Laurence J Peter
There is never a deed so foul that something couldn't be said for the guy; that's why there are lawyers. - Melvin Belli
Why is propaganda so much more successful when it stirs up hatred than when it tries to stir up friendly feeling? - Bertrand Russell
I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields
Their's not to reason why,
Their's but to do and die;
Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred. - Alfred Tennyson
Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me. - Jimmy Breslin
The first virtue is to restrain the tongue; he approaches nearest to gods who knows how to be silent, even though he is in the right. - Cato The Elder
Like a human being, a company has to have an internal communication mechanism, a 'nervous system', to coordinate its actions. - Bill Gates
It reminds me why I chose Dauntless in the first place: not because they are perfect, but because they are alive. Because they are free. - Veronica Roth
Why should we honour those that die upon the field of battle? A man may show as reckless a courage in entering into the abyss of himself. - William Butler Yeats
Good leaders must communicate vision clearly, creatively and continually. However, the vision doesn't come alive until the leader models it. - John C Maxwell
People deal too much with the negative, with what is wrong. Why not try and see positive things, to just touch those things and make them bloom? - Nhat Hanh
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Reverse Bucket List
World’s Tallest Woman
Big Card Game
Chess Set Ring
Cops Beating A Black Man in NYC
Dead Sea Sudoku
OCD Ball Pit
Paper Scissors Cop
Think Outside The Box
Where is Waldo?
Spot the Man's Head Hidden in the Coffee Beans
Political Promise Transporter
Jam Packed Suitcase
All White Meat
Alien Moon Landing
Nothing But Net
Branding Inspiration for Graphic Designers
Original Homeland Security - 2nd Amendment
Sunday Weather Forecast
On The Eighth Day
Moses Parting the Ice Field
No Smoking Fish
New Brunswick Swimming Pools
Night Shift for a Computer Geek