Game of Thinking

Or is it a game of thoughts to make you think?

- Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned?

- What if my dog only brings back my ball because he thinks I like throwing it?

- If poison expires, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?

- Which letter is silent in the word “Scent”: the ‘S’ or the ‘C’?

- Why is the letter W, in English, called “double U”? Shouldn't it be called “double V”?

- Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and it just takes 75-100 years to fully work.

- Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty.

- The word “swims” upside-down is still “swims.”

- Intentionally losing a game of rock, paper, scissors is just as hard as trying to win.

- 100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.

- Your future self is watching you right now through memories.

- If you replace “W” with “T” in “What”, “Where”, and “When”, you get the answer to each of them.

- Many animals probably need glasses, but nobody knows it.

- If you rip a hole in a net, there are actually fewer holes in it than there were before.

- If 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday, we’ll just call it “2’s Day”.

- If you attempt to rob a bank you won’t have any trouble with rent/food or bills for the next 10 years, whether or not you are successful.

- The Doctors that told Stephen Hawking he had two years to live in 1953 are probably dead by now. (Post Note: unfortunately, so is Stephen Hawking!)

Why so serious? - The Dark Knight

Why limit Happy to just one hour? - Unknown

Why did I wake up in a garbage can? - Nicole Polizzi

Why was I born with such contemporaries? - Oscar Wilde

Why should things be easy to understand? - Thomas Pynchon

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream? - George Carlin

You have to think anyway, so why not think big? - Donald Trump

Why torture yourself when life will do it for you? - Laura Walker

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket? - Unknown

Ratify: To use a spell and turn a person into a rodent - Daffynitions

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young. - Unknown

Now if we only knew why, we would have the mind of God. - Stephen Hawking

Clever Woman: One who knows how to give a man her own way - Daffynitions

He who knows that enough is enough will always have enough. - Lao-tzu

Blessed are the blind, for they know not enough to ask why. - Ernest Renan

Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder! - Princess Leia

Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it. - George Bernard Shaw

None climbs so high as he who knows not whither he is going. - Oliver Cromwell

He who knows others is learned; he who knows himself is wise. - Lao-Tzu

Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract. - Kathy Lette

Music can name the unnameable and communicate the unknowable. - Leonard Bernstein

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. - Elbert Hubbard

The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets. - Al McGuire

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber

Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton was the one who asked why. - Bernard Baruch

If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already? - Cynthia Heimel

The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you. - Elbert Hubbard

A leader is one who knows the way, goes the way, and shows the way. - John C Maxwell

Our waking hours form the text of our lives, our dreams, the commentary. - Unknown

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

Why should I care about posterity? What’s posterity ever done for me? - Groucho Marx

The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope

The belly is the reason why man does not so readily take himself for a god. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I'm thinking of buying a monkey. Then I think, 'Why stop at one?' - Robert Downey Jr

The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. - Stanislaw Jerszy Lec

I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds

Clams: I simply cannot imagine why anyone would eat something slimy served in an ashtray. - Miss Piggy

People are prisoners of their phones; that's why it's called a 'cell' phone. - Unknown

The Lord is a good banker, and I trust Him. He has never failed me. Why should I be anxious? - Charles H Spurgeon

I want flowers, I don't want to text. What does that make me? What kind of dinosaur am I? - Jennifer Garner

I can't understand why people are frightened by new ideas. I'm frightened by old ones. - John Cage

Why buy flowers for Valentine's Day? Just go to a cemetery and collect a dozen off a few graves. - Jarod Kintz

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Haters are just confused admirers because they can't figure out the reason why everyone loves you. - Jeffree Star

When you've got 10,000 people trying to do the same thing, why would you want to be number 10,0001? - Mark Cuban

Folks who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign. - Milton Berle

In order to move on, you must understand why you felt what you did and why you no longer need to feel it. - Mitch Albom

Some men see things as they are and say why? I dream things that never were and say why not? - George Bernard Shaw

The infliction of cruelty with a good conscience is a delight to moralists. That is why they invented Hell. - Bertrand Russell

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

My goal is simple. It is complete understanding of the universe, why it is as it is and why it exists at all. - Stephen Hawking

Why is it that people rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the people involved. - Mark Twain

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today. - Laurence J Peter

There is never a deed so foul that something couldn't be said for the guy; that's why there are lawyers. - Melvin Belli

Why is propaganda so much more successful when it stirs up hatred than when it tries to stir up friendly feeling? - Bertrand Russell

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

Their's not to reason why,
Their's but to do and die;
Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred. - Alfred Tennyson

Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me. - Jimmy Breslin

The first virtue is to restrain the tongue; he approaches nearest to gods who knows how to be silent, even though he is in the right. - Cato The Elder

Like a human being, a company has to have an internal communication mechanism, a 'nervous system', to coordinate its actions. - Bill Gates

It reminds me why I chose Dauntless in the first place: not because they are perfect, but because they are alive. Because they are free. - Veronica Roth

Why should we honour those that die upon the field of battle? A man may show as reckless a courage in entering into the abyss of himself. - William Butler Yeats

Good leaders must communicate vision clearly, creatively and continually. However, the vision doesn't come alive until the leader models it. - John C Maxwell

People deal too much with the negative, with what is wrong. Why not try and see positive things, to just touch those things and make them bloom? - Nhat Hanh

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