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It's a trap! - Admiral Ackbar

Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

Don't grow up - it's a trap! - Unknown

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit. - Sarah J. Parker

A girl with cotton stockings never sees a mouse. - American Proverb

A mouse never entrusts his life to only one hole. - Plautus

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - James Keller

The mouse that fears the trap has already been trapped. - Marty Rubin

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney

That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker

There is no trap so deadly as the trap you set for yourself. - Raymond Chandler

Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown

The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity. - Clifford Stoll

If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door. - Paul Beatty

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

When rats leave a sinking ship, where exactly do they think they're going? - Douglas Gauck

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

I was training to be an electrician. I suppose I got wired the wrong way round somewhere along the line. - Elvis Presley

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

Do not trap yourself into an owl's hooting sound
Where sad nights linger through the blackness of a hound - Munia Khan

Went to Disneyland because my daughter's obsessed with Mickey Mouse. She was so excited when I got home and told her. - Ryan Reynolds

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers


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31-Oct-2020