This may come as a surprise to those of you not living in Las Vegas, but there are more Catholic churches than casinos. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers Profit: Religious guy who talks to God - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Cantaloupe: Got to get married in Church - Daffynitions joe-ks.com The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something. - Wilson Mizner Where God has his church, the Devil will have his chapel. - Spanish Proverb Today's church wants to be raptured from responsibility. - Leonard Ravenhill I like the Eiffel Tower in Las Vegas more than the actual one. - David LaChapelle There is nothing more important than appearing to be religious. - Niccolo Machiavelli When it is a matter of money, all men are of the same religion. - Voltaire Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing I had an Irish Catholic education. Horrible nuns, vindictive and cruel. - John Lydon Church is the only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members. - William Temple The first time I sang in the Church choir, two hundred people changed their religion. - Fred Allen I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke I definitely want my son Brooklyn christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. - David Beckham Religion is like a map. The route isn't important. It's the destination that matters. - Marianne Williamson If religion is to be treated with intellectual respect, then it must stand the test of truth. - Ravi Zacharias In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman The gambling known as business looks with severe disfavor upon the business known as gambling. - Ambrose Bierce Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did not attend was Catholic. - Kingsley Amis If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson Like a great Eastern religion says, it's all about striking a balance between the ping and the pong. - Kelly If you want a religion to make you feel really comfortable, I certainly don't recommend Christianity. - C S Lewis The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!' - Conan O'Brien I you can make any leading religion of the world look like complete nonsense, you can be sure of only one thing: you haven't understood it. - Wilfred Cantwell Smith Only through repentance and faith in Christ can anyone be saved. No religious activity will be sufficient, only true faith in Jesus Christ alone. - Ravi Zacharias see also Lottery, pun-e & Religious Sections Celebate or Celebrate? Chipwrecked Friar Thumper Greek Monk Monk On A Rope Monk’s Christmas Vow Monk’s Fish And Chip Stand Monk’s Story Silent Monks Singing Hallelujah Tiny Monks |
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