This may come as a surprise to those of you not living in Las Vegas, but there are more Catholic churches than casinos. My true religion is Kindness. - Dalai Lama There is no gambling like politics. - Benjamin Disraeli Religion is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx Every religion at its core is exclusive. - Ravi Zacharias Superstition is the religion of feeble minds. - Edmund Burke In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker Of all the bad men, religious bad men are the worst. - C S Lewis Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something. - Wilson Mizner Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich. - Napoleon Bonaparte True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer Pew: A medieval torture device still found in Catholic Churches - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein All my life I thought air was free... until I bought a bag of chips. - Unknown I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain Democracy is also a form of religion; it is the worship of jackals by jackasses. - H L Mencken I won't take my religion from any man who never works except with his mouth. - Carl Sandburg A sense of humor, properly developed, is superior to any religion so far devised. - Tom Robbins You can always borrow a corkscrew from a member of the Protestant Episcopal Church. - Chauncey Depew I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller We have just enough religion to make us hate but not enough to make us love one another. - Jonathan Swift Religion is like a map. The route isn't important. It's the destination that matters. - Marianne Williamson Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did not attend was Catholic. - Kingsley Amis He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker If you want a religion to make you feel really comfortable, I certainly don't recommend Christianity. - C S Lewis Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns The bulletin board on the lawn of a New Jersey Church reads "We reserve the right to accept everybody." - John Kazmark I think it's my adventure, my trip, my journey, and I guess my attitude is, let the chips fall where they may. - Leonard Nimoy He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell If you're wanting something salty, do air-popped popcorn. That, to me, would be a healthier choice than having any kind of fried chip. - Bob Harper I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!' - Conan O'Brien We are in a problem, and the problem is we are in a terrible sector... Las Vegas is overbuilt and doing badly, and we get pulled down by that. - Donald Trump To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison Only through repentance and faith in Christ can anyone be saved. No religious activity will be sufficient, only true faith in Jesus Christ alone. - Ravi Zacharias see also Lottery, pun-e & Religious Sections Celebate or Celebrate? Chipwrecked Friar Thumper Greek Monk Monk On A Rope Monk’s Christmas Vow Monk’s Fish And Chip Stand Monk’s Story Silent Monks Singing Hallelujah Tiny Monks |
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