This may come as a surprise to those of you not living in Las Vegas, but there are more Catholic churches than casinos.
Not surprisingly, some worshipers at Sunday services will give casino chips rather than cash when the basket is passed.
Since they get chips from many different casinos, the churches have devised a method to collect the offerings.
The churches send all their collected chips to a nearby Franciscan monastery for sorting and then the chips are taken to the casinos of origin and cashed in.
This is done by the chip monks.
Religion: a great perhaps. - Francois Rabelais
Religion is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx
Cantaloupe: Got to get married in Church - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Every religion at its core is exclusive. - Ravi Zacharias
The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker
Of all the bad men, religious bad men are the worst. - C S Lewis
Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something. - Wilson Mizner
True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer
When it is a matter of money, all men are of the same religion. - Voltaire
In an urban environment, a church building is a thing of the past. - Mark Batterson
Don't they get afraid, then?
They have a religion for that. - Ray Bradbury
Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein
He's a well-balanced individual - he has a chip on each shoulder. - Unknown
To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias
There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. - George Bernard Shaw
I had an Irish Catholic education. Horrible nuns, vindictive and cruel. - John Lydon
My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams
I come from an Irish Catholic family, and hell-raising is part of the DNA. - Brian Dennehy
A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke
Democracy is also a form of religion; it is the worship of jackals by jackasses. - H L Mencken
In this religious order has flourished and is revitalized the order of Knighthood. - Knights Templar
Chips have little nutritional value. That's why you need to eat the whole bag. - Bill Murray
A religion that gives nothing, costs nothing, and suffers nothing, is worth nothing. - Martin Luther
The first time I sang in the Church choir, two hundred people changed their religion. - Fred Allen
The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb
The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke
I definitely want my son Brooklyn christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. - David Beckham
The best way to knock the chip off your neighbor's shoulder is to pat him on the back. - Unknown
I'm Irish. That means I'm Catholic. But, truth is, now I'm a retired Christian. - Peter O'Toole
Later, he told his nephew that religion required careful thought, not reflexive acceptance. - Thomas Jefferson
I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon
When you come to religion, you come to a place. When you come to Jesus Christ, you come to a person. - Ravi Zacharias
Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson
The task of organized religion is not to prove that God was in the 1st century, but that he is in the 20th. - S.H. Miller
I've always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs. - Katya Zamolodchikova
An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten
The bulletin board on the lawn of a New Jersey Church reads "We reserve the right to accept everybody." - John Kazmark
I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves
Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover
I you can make any leading religion of the world look like complete nonsense, you can be sure of only one thing: you haven't understood it. - Wilfred Cantwell Smith
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