This may come as a surprise to those of you not living in Las Vegas, but there are more Catholic churches than casinos.
Not surprisingly, some worshipers at Sunday services will give casino chips rather than cash when the basket is passed.
Since they get chips from many different casinos, the churches have devised a method to collect the offerings.
The churches send all their collected chips to a nearby Franciscan monastery for sorting and then the chips are taken to the casinos of origin and cashed in.
This is done by the chip monks.
Religion altars the mind. - Tony Follari
Religion: a great perhaps. - Francois Rabelais
Man is incurably religious. - Ravi Zacharias
Religion is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx
That Meathead calls me a religious phonetic. - Archie Bunker
Religion is the search for ultimate meaning. - Viktor Frankl
The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese
The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker
Of all the bad men, religious bad men are the worst. - C S Lewis
Where God has his church, the Devil will have his chapel. - Spanish Proverb
True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer
I like the Eiffel Tower in Las Vegas more than the actual one. - David LaChapelle
There is nothing more important than appearing to be religious. - Niccolo Machiavelli
If men are so wicked with religion, what would they be without it? - Benjamin Franklin
In an urban environment, a church building is a thing of the past. - Mark Batterson
There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. - George Bernard Shaw
My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams
Religion is the essence of culture, and culture is the dress of religion. - Paul Tillich
Chips have little nutritional value. That's why you need to eat the whole bag. - Bill Murray
I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan
Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat? - Dave Turner
The gambling known as business looks with severe disfavor upon the business known as gambling. - Ambrose Bierce
Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton
I had to have some balls to be Irish Catholic in South London. Most of that time I spent fighting. - Pierce Brosnan
Let us build a church so great that those who come after us may thing us mad to have attempted it. - Unknown
Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran
Most people have some sort of religion, at least they know which church they're staying away from. - John Erskine
It's hard for me to imagine why a church that has younger members wouldn't have a blog component. - Mark Batterson
The task of organized religion is not to prove that God was in the 1st century, but that he is in the 20th. - S.H. Miller
Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns
The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis
Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor
I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves
He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides
Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell
If you're wanting something salty, do air-popped popcorn. That, to me, would be a healthier choice than having any kind of fried chip. - Bob Harper
Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy
Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!' - Conan O'Brien
I you can make any leading religion of the world look like complete nonsense, you can be sure of only one thing: you haven't understood it. - Wilfred Cantwell Smith
Only through repentance and faith in Christ can anyone be saved. No religious activity will be sufficient, only true faith in Jesus Christ alone. - Ravi Zacharias
Religion: a great perhaps. - Francois Rabelais
Man is incurably religious. - Ravi Zacharias
Religion is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx
That Meathead calls me a religious phonetic. - Archie Bunker
Religion is the search for ultimate meaning. - Viktor Frankl
The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese
The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker
Of all the bad men, religious bad men are the worst. - C S Lewis
Where God has his church, the Devil will have his chapel. - Spanish Proverb
True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer
I like the Eiffel Tower in Las Vegas more than the actual one. - David LaChapelle
There is nothing more important than appearing to be religious. - Niccolo Machiavelli
If men are so wicked with religion, what would they be without it? - Benjamin Franklin
In an urban environment, a church building is a thing of the past. - Mark Batterson
There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. - George Bernard Shaw
My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams
Religion is the essence of culture, and culture is the dress of religion. - Paul Tillich
Chips have little nutritional value. That's why you need to eat the whole bag. - Bill Murray
I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan
Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat? - Dave Turner
The gambling known as business looks with severe disfavor upon the business known as gambling. - Ambrose Bierce
Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton
I had to have some balls to be Irish Catholic in South London. Most of that time I spent fighting. - Pierce Brosnan
Let us build a church so great that those who come after us may thing us mad to have attempted it. - Unknown
Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran
Most people have some sort of religion, at least they know which church they're staying away from. - John Erskine
It's hard for me to imagine why a church that has younger members wouldn't have a blog component. - Mark Batterson
The task of organized religion is not to prove that God was in the 1st century, but that he is in the 20th. - S.H. Miller
Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns
The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis
Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor
I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves
He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides
Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell
If you're wanting something salty, do air-popped popcorn. That, to me, would be a healthier choice than having any kind of fried chip. - Bob Harper
Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy
Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!' - Conan O'Brien
I you can make any leading religion of the world look like complete nonsense, you can be sure of only one thing: you haven't understood it. - Wilfred Cantwell Smith
Only through repentance and faith in Christ can anyone be saved. No religious activity will be sufficient, only true faith in Jesus Christ alone. - Ravi Zacharias
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