![]() France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare Every dog has his day. - Unknown The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein It is not death that alarms me, but dying. - Michel De Montaigne You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin Wok The Dog: Specialty at Vietnamese Restaurants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas He prefers the security of known misery to the misery of unfamiliar insecurity. - Sheldon B. Kopp Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar Security is mostly a superstition. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. - Helen Keller Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee My parents live in a retirement community, which is basically a minimum-security prison with a golf course. - Joel Warshaw When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain Snap-On Gasket Scrapper: Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool for spreading mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog-doo off your boot - Daffynitions joe-ks.com If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia see also Dog, Security & Sign Sections Ankle Warning Comfortable Guard Dog Garage Watchdog Guard Dog For Sale Guard Dog Security - How Fast Can You Run? Halloween Guard Dog Is There Life After Death? Lazy Dogs Russian Guard Dogs Who Needs a Guard Dog? Wiener Dog Safety |
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