Stimulus Package

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Septic tank delivers message of Obama Stimulous Package

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Marry money. - Max Shulman

Money often costs too much. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Bribery: Using money as a blindfold - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Money is a great servant, but a poor master. - Francis Bacon

Here's the money for our patentcy (patent). - Archie Bunker

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart. - WC Fields

In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. - Kathleen Norris

When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb

The just man may sin with an open chest of gold before him. - Italian Proverb

When it is a matter of money, all men are of the same religion. - Voltaire

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. - J Paul Getty

Everything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold. - Mark Twain

You meet your friend, your face brightens - you have struck gold. - Kassia

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

One dollar for eternal happiness? I'd be happier with the dollar. - Charles Montgomery Burns

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

I am fiercely loyal to those willing to put their money where my mouth is. - Paul Harvey

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

I'm a dirt person. I trust the dirt. I don't trust diamonds and gold. - Eartha Kitt

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffett

Money can't buy you happiness? Well, check this out: I bought myself a happy meal. - Paul F Taylor

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it. - Jay Leno

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. - H L Mencken

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

A democracy is a place where numerous elections are held at great cost without issues and with interchangeable candidates. - Gore Vidal

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan


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