Stimulus Package

Septic tank truck promotes political promises



Septic tank delivers message of Obama Stimulous Package

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God gave me my money. - John D Rockefeller

Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

Every crowd has a silver lining. - P.T. Barnum

A fool and her money are soon courted. - Helen Rowland

Nobody every lost money taking a profit. - Bernard Baruch

Virtue has never as respectable as money. - Mark Twain

Minutes are worth more than money. Spend them wisely. - Thomas P Murphy

The best minute I spend is the one I invest in people. - Ken Blanchard

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money. - Bob Hope

Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it. - Henny Youngman

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

They bequeathed the gleaming gold, treasure of men, to earth. - Beowulf

Enjoy money while you have it. Shrouds don't have pockets. - Virginia Esberg

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive. - Henry Miller

The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down. - Flip Wilson

A billion here, a billion there - pretty soon it adds up to real money. - Everett Dirksen

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

Giving your son a skill is better than giving him one thousand pieces of gold. - Chinese Proverb

Happiness resides not in possessions, and not in gold, happiness dwells in the soul. - Democritus

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

Money can't buy you happiness? Well, check this out: I bought myself a happy meal. - Paul F Taylor

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

When a fellow says, 'It ain't the money but the principle of the thing,' it's the money. - Kin Hubbard

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

I've had a very good stretch with startup investing, and I think it's very important to know when to hold your chips. - Tim Ferriss

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

Happiness, not money or prestige, should be regarded as the ultimate currency - the currency by which we take measure of our lives. - Tal Ben-Shahar

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers


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14-Jul-2020