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Money often costs too much. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Bribery: Using money as a blindfold - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nobody every lost money taking a profit. - Bernard Baruch

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

I find all this money a considerable burden. - J Paul Getty

No man's credit is as good as his money. - Ed Howe

Dime: A dollar with all the taxes taken out. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

Emotions are your worst enemy in the stock market. - Don Hays

Money no longer talks. It just goes without saying. - George Humphrey

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

Where you stumble and fall, there you discover the gold. - Joseph Campbell

Words are free. It's how you use them that may cost you. - Unknown

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

One dollar for eternal happiness? I'd be happier with the dollar. - Charles Montgomery Burns

Business, that's easily defined - it's other people's money. - Peter F Drucker

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

I haven't heard of anybody who wants to stop living on account of the cost. - Kin Hubbard

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

Well washed and combed domestic pets grow dull; they miss the stimulus of fleas. - Francis Galton

Every dollar you invest in your personal development adds 30 to your bottom line. - Brian Tracy

It's not about money. It's about the people you have, and how you're led. - Steve Jobs

Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money. - Jules Renard

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. - H L Mencken

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

Personally this plan would cost me hundreds of millions of dollars, but in all honesty, it's worth it. - Donald Trump

I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump

You have reached the pinnacle of success as soon as you become uninterested in money, compliments or publicity. - O.A. Battista

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

A boss on vacation is the most cost effective measure. Everybody in the office has a vacation at the cost of one. - Thibaut

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams


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