Stimulus Package

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Septic tank delivers message of Obama Stimulous Package

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We hold the dust and let the gold go free. - G K Chesterton

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. - Martin Scorsese

I sell frosting for money. I'm a frostitute. - Unknown

Insurance is for people who don't have money. - Neil Zukerman

Emotions are your worst enemy in the stock market. - Don Hays

The cost of living is high, but it's worth it. - Unknown

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart. - WC Fields

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

Faddict: Someone who has to try every new trend that comes along - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repairing. - Billy Rose

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money. - Will Rogers

Who recalls when folks got along without something if it cost too much? - Kin Hubbard

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

I don't think about financial success as the measurement of my success. - Christie Hefner

Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years. - Henry Fielding

I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock. - Henny Youngman

Time is money, especially when you're talking to a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe-kster

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money. - Jackie Mason

I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me his watch. - Woody Allen

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds. - Robert A. Heinlein

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads. - Andy Borowitz

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

I've had a very good stretch with startup investing, and I think it's very important to know when to hold your chips. - Tim Ferriss

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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28-Nov-2020