Houston, We Have A Problem

Giving an astronaut a pie in the face



Astronaut gets pie in the face inside his space helmet

“Houston, we have a problem” originally meant a
genuine report of a life-threatening fault.
Now used humorously to report any kind of problem.

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Never moon a werewolf. - Mike Binder

Back in my day we had nine planets. - Unknown

Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

For NASA, space is still a high priority. - Dan Quayle

And all the insects ceased in honor of the moon. - Jack Kerouac

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Service to others is the rent you pay for living on this planet. - Marian Wright Edelman

Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas. - James Roy Newman

Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result. - Oscar Wilde

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

A teacher affects eternity. He can never tell where his influence stops. - Henry Adams

Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody. - Mark Twain

The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. - Larry Niven

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking. - Albert Einstein

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

Science is the ascertainment of facts and the refusal to regard facts as permanent. - Unknown

What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet to put it on? - Henry David Thoreau

The great tragedy of science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact. - Thomas H. Huxley

Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1. - C-3PO

I admit that mathematical science is a good thing. But excessive devotion to it is a bad thing. - Aldous Huxley

Science is angling in the mud - angling for immortality and for anything else that may turn up. - Aldous Huxley

If there's a bright centre to the universe, you're on the planet that it's farthest from. - Luke Skywalker

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

All our science, measured against reality, is primitive and childlike - and yet it is the most precious thing we have. - Albert Einstein

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. - John Glenn

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

If NASA has a 14 minute delay for an event 155,000,000 miles away, hoe come NBC has a 6 hour delay for an event 3,500 miles away? - Unknown

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley

Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is not more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules Poincare


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18-Feb-2020