![]() Bar-B-Q Texas Pork Ribs so tender, even Elly Mae can chomp on ’em I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach. - WC Fields Fancy Restaurant: One that serves cold soup on purpose - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Sour Kraut: Unhappy with the fare in the Berlin restaurant - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown The beef is so undercooked it's starting to eat the salad. - Gordon Ramsay Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen You cannot come to a Nigerian restaurant without having pepper soup. - Ben Okri I'll have a "Cafe Mocha Vodka Valium Latte" to go, please. - Unknown You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris. - Oscar Wilde You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper I went to a fancy French restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?" - Steven Wright I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Cannibal: 1. One who is fed up with people; 2. A person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter; 3. One who loves his fellow man with gravy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com |
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