Obamacare Sinkhole

He who marries for money earns it. - Hebrew Proverb

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

Money is a great servant, but a poor master. - Francis Bacon

Here's the money for our patentcy (patent). - Archie Bunker

Manicurist: A girl who makes money hand over fist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think. - Milton Berle

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repairing. - Billy Rose

Anybody who thinks money will make you happy hasn't got money. - David Geffen

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker

It's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand. - Suze Orman

Money can't buy you happiness? Well, check this out: I bought myself a happy meal. - Paul F Taylor

If you want to find money, focus on people. If you want to lose people, focus on money. - Rob Liano

They say love is more important than money. Have you tried paying your bills with a hug? - Dave Chapelle

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to. - Alexander Pope

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

There's a new Norwegian insurance policy. It's called "My Fault Insurance." - Henny Youngman

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers

We shouldn't spend money on things we don't need when others don't have the things they do. - Peter Singer

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce

I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump

Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds. - Robert A. Heinlein

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads. - Andy Borowitz

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash

Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek

Papers say: 'Congress is deadlocked and can't act.' I think that is the greatest blessing that could befall this country. - Will Rogers

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher