![]() U.S. citizens are rapidly running out of other people’s money Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki Money often costs too much. - Ralph Waldo Emerson A fool and her money are soon courted. - Helen Rowland Speed is life. Altitude is life insurance. - Unknown Talk is cheap... except when Congress does it. - Unknown Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland When it comes to corruption, nothing succeeds like money. - American Proverb It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. - WC Fields If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. - J Paul Getty I like gold because it is a stabilizer; it is an insurance policy. - Kevin O'Leary A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on. - Kin Hubbard All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan There's only one thing money won't buy, and that's poverty. - Joe E Lewis Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings In our world, more often the truth is 'Money talks and integrity walks.' - Bill Welker The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it. - Jay Leno They say love is more important than money. Have you tried paying your bills with a hug? - Dave Chapelle If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to. - Alexander Pope There's a new Norwegian insurance policy. It's called "My Fault Insurance." - Henny Youngman Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right. - Kurt H Adler The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds. - Robert A. Heinlein I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go. - Jack Benny Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera Commerce: A kind of transaction in which A plunders from B the goods of C, and for compensation B picks the pocket of D of money belonging to E. - Ambrose Bierce Fire Truck Sinkhole Guatemala Sinkhole Golfer’s Water Hole Holes of the World SinkHole Pickup |
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