Obamacare Sinkhole

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

A fool and her money are soon courted. - Helen Rowland

The love of evil is the root of all money. - American Proverb

The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

I sell frosting for money. I'm a frostitute. - Unknown

Waitress: A woman who thinks money grows on trays - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

I can't afford to die - I'd lose too much money. - George Burns

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? - Unknown

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D Rockefeller

I am fiercely loyal to those willing to put their money where my mouth is. - Paul Harvey

The only point in making money is, you can tell some big shot where to go. - Humphrey Bogart

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock. - Henny Youngman

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

Time is money, especially when you're talking to a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe-kster

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

They say love is more important than money. Have you tried paying your bills with a hug? - Dave Chapelle

Justice is the insurance we have on our lives, and obedience is the premium we pay for it. - William Penn

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. - H L Mencken

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

Money frees you from doing things you dislike.
Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

Even a race to Obama, she was gonna beat Obama. I don't know who would be worse, I don't know, how could it be worse? - Donald Trump

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump