One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him, “My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I’d better see a Doctor.”
Clues that can help to determine the most likely diagnosis
when illness is present Grief is itself a medicine. - William Cowper No doctor is better than three. - German Proverb Diabetes is caused by melancholy. - Thomas Willis I'm so mean, I make medicine sick. - Muhammad Ali A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau The best cure for the body is a quiet mind. - Napoleon Bonaparte I feel young, but my body doesn't agree. - Bryant Gumbel A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington When I first found out I had diabetes I denied it. - Nell Carter A room without books is like a body without a soul. - Marcus Tullius Cicero Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown Hope is medicine for a soul that's sick and tired. - Eric Swensson The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. - WC Fields A half doctor near is better than a whole one far away. - German Proverb Difficulties strengthen the mind, as labor does the body. - Seneca Never ever lose your head. Its the best part of your body. - Art Rooney No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish. - Kin Hubbard Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid Zeal: A nervous disorder afflicting the young and inexperienced. - Ambrose Bierce Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome Medicine is only for those who cannot imagine doing anything else. - Luanda Grazette NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable. - Mitch Hedberg I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders. - Rodney Dangerfield Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb The body is your temple. Keep it pure and clean for the soul to reside in. - B.K. Iyengar The good-news stories in medicine are early detection, early intervention. - Thomas R Insel This is a sharp medicine, but it is a physician for all diseases and miseries. - Sir Walter Raleigh The police are not here to create disorder, they;re here to preserve disorder. - Richard J Daley The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure. - Ross MacDonald Age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body. - Unknown The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley When the body of the people is possessed of the supreme power, it is called a democracy. - Charles de Secondat I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. - Sylvia Plath German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton Diabetes occurs at twice the rate in the African American community as it does in white Americans. - Xavier Becerra Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons You know when you eat too many sweets and get diabetes? Paparazzi are the diabetes of materialistic culture. - Shirley MacLaine An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure. - Ed Sullivan 'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid The public blabbers about preventive medicine, but will neither appreciate nor pay for it. You get paid for what you cure. - Martin H. Fischer Pride: 1. A disease that makes everyone sick but the one who has it; 2. Pride is what we have - vanity is what others have. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. - Will Advise see also Family, Medical & Shopping Sections Costco Beach Towel Costco Whiskey Costco Wine Self-Diagnosis Warning |
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