Cheaper Than Gas

It pays to be a wine connoisseur



Wine Is Now Cheaper Than Gas

Cheap wine as an alternative-energy source
Finding a cheaper alternative to buying gas for your car

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Wine is bottled poetry. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Wine is my favorite 4 letter word. - Unknown

When the wine is in, the wit is out. - English Proverb

That one kind of grapes on my nerves. - Archie Bunker

Does wine count as a serving of fruit? - Joe-kster

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

Extraordinary how potent cheap music is. - Noel Coward

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

Every cask smells of the wine it contains. - Spanish Proverb

We only serve fine wine. Did you bring any? - Unknown

I live in the past. It's cheaper there. - Unknown

The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes. - William Shakespeare

I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown

Talking to you is like casting pearls into wine. - Archie Bunker

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me. - Warren Buffet

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst

You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap. - Dolly Parton

We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. - Pope John XXIII

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

From every Englishman emanates a kind of gas, the deadly choke-lamp of boredom. - Heinrich Heine

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris

One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson

When I was with Andy Warhol, I thought, 'God, his wig looks cheaper than mine!' - Dolly Parton

Measure thy life by loss instead of gain, not by the wine drunk, but the wine poured forth. - Harriet King

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz

I'm making wine at home, but I'm making it out of raisins so it will be aged automatically. - Steven Wright

There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest. - Nanci Rathbun

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months. - Bill Tammeus

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor


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15-Nov-2019