Redneck Mousetrap

Look no more for a better mouse trap

How Bubba welcomes mice in his house



Redneck Mousetrap

And six inches of water in the bottom prevents them from jumping out!

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It's a trap! - Admiral Ackbar

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

Don't grow up - it's a trap! - Unknown

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

A girl with cotton stockings never sees a mouse. - American Proverb

A mouse never entrusts his life to only one hole. - Plautus

The mouse that fears the trap has already been trapped. - Marty Rubin

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney

Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce

That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker

There is no trap so deadly as the trap you set for yourself. - Raymond Chandler

Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door. - Paul Beatty

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

You got to have smelt a lot of mule manure before you can sing like a hillbilly. - Hank Williams

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Before you build a better mousetrap, it helps to know if there are any mice out there. - Mortimer B Zuckerman

If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice; if he leaves it empty, he gets actors. - Bill Vaughan

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

Do not trap yourself into an owl's hooting sound
Where sad nights linger through the blackness of a hound - Munia Khan

Went to Disneyland because my daughter's obsessed with Mickey Mouse. She was so excited when I got home and told her. - Ryan Reynolds

One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mouse trap you set the night before. - Kin Hubbard

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze


see also   Redneck  Section
A Better Mousetrap?
Boa Constrictor Catches A Mouse
Mouse Grill
Mouse Trap
Too Tolerant Cat

 

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24-Oct-2020