When Osama bin Laden died, he was met at the Pearly Gates by George Washington, who slapped him across the face and yelled, “How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!” Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, “You wanted to end our liberties but you failed.” James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, “This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!” Thomas Jefferson was next - he beat Osama with a long cane and snarled, “It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence.” The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the terrorist leader. As Osama lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared. Bin Laden wept and said, “This is not what an angel promised me.” The Angel replied, “I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in Heaven. What did you think I said?” Late breaking news - Osama bin Laden has just met with the first of his 72 Virginians that Allah promised “ALLAH AKBAR” Conclusive evidence that Osama bin Laden WAS buried at Sea bin Laden’s Last Facebook Page see also   Heaven  &  Terrorist  Sections Assange Finds Weapon of Mass Destruction Brits Raise Security Levels Burial At Sea Canadian Terroristes Captive Insurgent Care Gaddafi Antics Halifax Pirate Laptop Security McLaden Burger New Navy Medicine Patriotic Microchip Pork Eating Crusader Safest Restaurant In The World The Original Homeland Security   Chinese Puzzle Car Always Give 100% At Work Ancient Politician My Toaster Is Broken Shining Stars Tunnel Face The Bugs Are Bad This Year Dog Spa Ostrich Imprint Local Crabs World's First Hard Hat Bird Melons Bag Hang-Up LippoPotumus Haircut For Staff Meetings Wolf Mode Undertaker Bike Throwaway Sport Paper Pacman Skeleton Vatican City's New Breakfast Special

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