A Pastor was giving a lesson to a group of children on the 23rd Psalm. He noticed that one of the little boys seemed disquieted by the phrase “Surely, goodness and mercy will follow me all the days of my life.”
“What’s wrong with that, Little Johnny?” the Pastor asked.
“Well,” answered Little Johnny, “I understand about having goodness and mercy, for God is good. But I’m not sure I’d like Shirley following me around all the time.”
see also
Little Johnny
& Religious Sections
Atheist Holiday
Bible Reference - Emergency Contact Numbers
Bible Sudoku
Center Of The Bible
Christian Sudoku
God’s Little Instructions
Psalm 109
Psalm 129
Psalm 404
Pulpit Talk
Youth Pastor’s Last Speech
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21-Sep-2021 |