![]() Go Canucks Go! Hockey's my favorite sport. - Denis Leary Hockey is the original extreme sport. - Tom Ward To succeed in hockey, you need teamwork. - Henry Samueli My clients are the whales and the seals. - Paul Watson Ships are expendable; the whales are not. - Paul Watson A whale stranded upon the coast of Europe. - Edmund Burke People on the streets are ready for hockey. - Eric Lindros Some guys play hockey. Gretzky plays 40-mph chess. - Lowell Cohn Figure skaters have awful perceptions of hockey players. - Kristi Yamaguchi We've already hunted the gray whale into extinction twice. - Andrea Arnold I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield Ninety percent of hockey is mental and the other half is physical. - Wayne Gretzky For me, baseball is more comparable to chess than it is to hockey. - Jeff Garlin If you were to make little fishes talk, they would talk like whales. - Oliver Goldsmith The greatest hockey player who ever lived: Bobby Orr, and I love him. - Donald S. Cherry My wife likes the hockey smell because it's the smell of a warrior. - David Walton People know me from a hockey game, from an earthquake, from the O.J case. - Al Michaels You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic I write many essays on whales. I love whales, especially orcas. And dolphins. - Millie B. Brown The real threat to whales is whaling, which has endangered many whale species. - Dave Barry I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle Size isn't everything. The whale is endangered, while the ant continues to do just fine. - Bill Vaughan I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry Oh, are you from Wales? Do you know a fella named Jonah? He used to live in whales for a while. - Groucho Marx Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson You do not play hockey for good seasons. You play to win the Stanley Cup. It has to be the objective. - Guy Lafleur We can make fun of hockey fans, but someone who enjoys Homer is indulging the same kind of vicarious bloodlust. - Steven Pinker I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. - Tiger Woods When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard The trout enjoys the river, The whale enjoys the sea, And dogs love most an old lamp-post, But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman see also Ice Hockey & Whale Sections 2011 Stanley Cup Final 2012 Stanley Cup Survey Bad Luck Kayaker - This One’s Whaley Good! Good Fishing - Innuit Eskimo’s Rich Diet Humpback Kayak Kayak Tours for Lunch & Dinner Guests Last Canuck Supper Lounie Coin Loving Canadian Husband Porca |
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