Banana Sculpture

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Banana Sculpture

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Look at that face! - Donald Trump

All art is quite useless. - Oscar Wilde

Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist. - Paul Gauguin

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

Face your fears or they will climb over your back. - Frank Herbert

He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure. - Dale Carnegie

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

Art doesn't reproduce the visible but rather makes it visible. - Paul Klee

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen

There are moments when Art almost attains to the dignity of manual labor. - Oscar Wilde

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

Have the courage to face a difficulty lest it kick you harder than you bargained for. - Stanislaus I

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

My mother always used to say, "The older you get, the better you get. Unless you're a banana." - Betty White

No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis


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19-Feb-2020