![]() ![]() ![]() Turkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright This is the place to be - in the land of swimming pools. - David Hockney You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. - Steven Wright There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb Live in the sunshine Swim in the sea Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson Leadership, like swimming, cannot be learned by reading about it. - Henry Mintzberg The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias I have spent most of my life playing pool. The rest of it, I have wasted. - Unknown A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffett Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps I guess you would say I'd be like the Michael Phelps of swimming if he wasn't there. - Ryan Lochte I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim. - Frida Kahlo I think 99 times and find nothing. I stop thinking, swim in silence, and the truth comes to me. - Albert Einstein Life as pool table, White is focus, Others, targets. Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy I keep fit. Every morning, I do a hundred laps of an Olympic-sized swimming pool - in a small motor launch. - Peter Cook If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales? - Charles Saatchi For a great gaming experience, make sure the rails, cushion and slate of the pool table are of the best quality. - Unknown Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good It's better to swim in the sea below Than to swing in the air and feed the crow, Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake? - Dylan Moran You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson see also Redneck Section Hot Tub Boat Redneck Electric Pool Redneck Hot Tub |
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