Dog Sculpture

Water rusts pipes. - WC Fields

Colic: A sheep dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An angry dog is best led by its tail. - Unknown

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Muddy water is best cleared by leaving it alone. - Alan Watts

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. - G K Chesterton

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers

Lake: Large body of water into which a kid will jump should his friends do so - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

When the clergyman's daughter
Drinks nothing but water
She's certain to finish on gin. - Rudyard Kipling

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler