Little Johnny and his brother walk into a pharmacy. They pick out a box of Tampax and proceed to the checkout counter.
The man at the counter asks Little Johnny, “Son, how old are you?”
“Eight,” Little Johnny replies.
The man continues,“Do you know what these are used for?”
“Not exactly, but they aren’t for me. They’re for him. He’s my brother. He’s four. We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. Right now he can’t do either one.”
see also
Little Johnny & Shopping Sections
|  Rocky Orders
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|  Pocket Change
|  2021 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars
|  Welcome to Texas, USPS
|  Not Without A Washer
|  Jogger's Weight Scale
|  Toilet Snake
|  Eye Testing In Progress
|  Parent Signature
|  Long Bore Gun
|  Bird Cam
|  Lost Wormhole
|  Where Weir'd Frogmen Jump In
|  Low Ceiling Workout
|  Dog Diner
|  Wet T-Shirt Contest Winners
|  Cow Farts
|  Revenge
|  Gaping Hole Costume
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