Identity Theft

We hold these semi-animal meetings. - Archie Bunker

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? - George Carlin

Watchdog: Animal that keeps the best time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to. - Mark Twain

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Contempt for animal life leads to contempt for human life. - Edward Abbey

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Hamster: The animal least likely to be found in a synagogue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

For an animal person, an animal-less home is no home at all. - Cleveland Amory

An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language. - Martin Buber

We're the only animal that wakes up and doesn't stretch. - Conor McGregor

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity. - Jonathan S Foer

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? - George Carlin

The turkey is living proof that an animal can survive with no intelligence at all. - Harvey D. Comstock

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Moose: An animal that has a head and horns on one end and a living room wall on the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time. - Marjorie Johnson

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

I'm kind of honored to be a dragon lady. The dragon is a very powerful, mythical animal. - Yoko Ono

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

My favorite animal is a polar bear. They're going extinct, and I really don't want that to happen. - Quvenzhane Wallis

The true identity theft is not financial. It's not in cyberspace. It's spiritual. It's been taken. - Stephen Covey

It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions. - Mark Twain

Monkey: 1. An arboreal animal which makes itself at home in genealogical trees; 2. A key that won't open a door. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There are a zillion variables to a hamburger. What part of the animal went into it. What coarseness. What temperature. - Danny Meyer

Mule: 1. An animal that is stubbornly backward about going forward; 2. An animal who boasts that his ancestors were horses. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason. - Oscar Wilde

Man is a credulous animal, and must believe something; in the absence of good grounds for belief, he will be satisfied with bad ones. - Bertrand Russell

Ugly animals have it rough. We're more likely to eat them or let them go extinct, and less likely to adopt them from animal shelters. - Joshua A Krisch

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

I think of each movie as a puzzle. The fun is in solving the puzzle: finding a musical identity for the picture, however that can be summed up. - Marco Beltrami