Identity Theft

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? - George Carlin

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Watchdog: Animal that keeps the best time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Having an animal in your life makes you a better human. - Rachel Ray

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hamster: The animal least likely to be found in a synagogue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

For an animal person, an animal-less home is no home at all. - Cleveland Amory

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

I never act. I simply bring out the real animal that's in me. - Willem Dafoe

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? - George Carlin

The turkey is living proof that an animal can survive with no intelligence at all. - Harvey D. Comstock

Canada is the only country in the world that knows how to live without an identity. - Marshall McLuhan

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time. - Marjorie Johnson

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

I'm kind of honored to be a dragon lady. The dragon is a very powerful, mythical animal. - Yoko Ono

Human language appears to be a unique phenomenon, without significant analogue in the animal world. - Noam Chomsky

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

I was readin' an article about the animal population - there's millions of pets explodin'. - Archie Bunker

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

My favorite animal is a polar bear. They're going extinct, and I really don't want that to happen. - Quvenzhane Wallis

The true identity theft is not financial. It's not in cyberspace. It's spiritual. It's been taken. - Stephen Covey

I love sushi. But after too much of it, it just starts to taste like a dead animal that hasn't been cooked. - Amy Lee

The fire of the diamond of true identity is always there; it just needs the Master's crafting to reveal it. - Kenneth G Mills

It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions. - Mark Twain

Recognize that giveaway items serve as silent ambassadors, reinforcing your Expert Identity - choose them carefully! - Susan Friedmann

There are a zillion variables to a hamburger. What part of the animal went into it. What coarseness. What temperature. - Danny Meyer

It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this. - Bertrand Russell

Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason. - Oscar Wilde

A sibling may be the keeper of one's identity, the only person with the keys to one's unfettered, more fundamental self. - Marian Sandmaier

Man is a credulous animal, and must believe something; in the absence of good grounds for belief, he will be satisfied with bad ones. - Bertrand Russell

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

Ugly animals have it rough. We're more likely to eat them or let them go extinct, and less likely to adopt them from animal shelters. - Joshua A Krisch

Man is the only animal who enjoys the consolation of believing in a next life; all other animals enjoy the consolation of not worrying about it. - Robert Brault