![]() I should like to be a horse. - Queen Elizabeth II Use a little of your horse's sense. - Archie Bunker A Horse! A Horse! My kingdom for a horse! - William Shakespeare Life looks better from the back of a horse. - Unknown Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. - Groucho Marx Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith The old horse in the stable still yearns to run. - Mongolian Proverb Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx You don't have to have been a horse to be a jockey. - Arigo Saachi An orator without judgment is a horse without a bridle. - Theophrastus You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb The only thing worse than beating a dead horse is betting on one. - Relient K Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb You cannot come to a Nigerian restaurant without having pepper soup. - Ben Okri All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. - WC Fields It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman Half of the failures in life come from pulling one’s horse when he is leaping. - Thomas Hood The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson I have done a Hamburger Helper commercial, a Hardees commercial, a McDonalds commercial. American Express commercial. - Luke Benward I went to a fancy French restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?" - Steven Wright I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton Cannibal: 1. One who is fed up with people; 2. A person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter; 3. One who loves his fellow man with gravy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com see also Country & Restaurant Sections A Man’s BBQ Badger Bale Bucket Bath Country SUV Dutch Cowboy Friendly BBQ Reminder Horse Follower Husband of the Year Man of the Year Finalists McDonald’s New Customer Redneck Bull-Only Carrier Redneck Cadillac Redneck Grills Summer in Saskatchewan Sunday Drive in the Country Technology For Country Folk VW Garden |
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