![]() Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle see also Bad Gas & Redneck Sections Cowboy Boots Outhouse Bike Redneck Outhouse Poetry Redneck Outhouse Throne Texas Outhouse Art |
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