The minister just had all of his remaining teeth pulled and new dentures were being made. Keep calm and floss on. - Unknown Never floss with a stranger. - Joan Rivers The tongue is ever turning to the aching tooth. - Thomas Fuller We break bones and we lose teeth. We play rugby. - Martin Johnson Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. - Unknown Too much freedom can lead to the soul's decay. - Prince Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth. - William R. Alger Love conquers all things - except poverty and toothache. - Mae West Conflict Of Interest: A dental school with a hockey team - Daffynitions joe-ks.com He lied through his teeth and even his teeth were false. - Phil Callaway Live so that the pastor won't have to lie at your funeral. - Phil Callaway If I'm feeling really wild I don't floss before bedtime. - Judith Viorst Be kind to your dentist because he has "fillings" too. - Unknown I'm as old as my tongue and a little bit older than my teeth. - Kris Kringle The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. - George Bernard Shaw Harmony makes small things grow; lack of it makes great things decay. - Sallust It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. - Pierre Renoir If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist can clean them for him. - Martin H. Fischer You don't have to brush your teeth - just the ones you want to keep. - Unknown Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie. - Rodney Dangerfield An aching tooth is better out than in. To lose a rotting member is a gain. - Richard Baxter I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas. - Mason Cooley A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen I have a constant sweet tooth, so I like anything from the bakery, like cupcakes, cookies. - Carmen Electra Thrusting my nose firmly between his teeth, I threw him heavily to the ground on top of me. - Mark Twain A physician buries his mistakes, a dentist pulls them out, but a teacher has to live with them. - Unknown Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. - Unknown Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both is dental. - Ogden Nash Stomach: 1. The home of the swallow; 2. A bowl-shaped cavity containing the organs of indigestion. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I live at the dentist's. I'm on my third set of teeth that they put in with nails and screws. - Charles N. Reilly You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you. - Walt Disney Most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. - Martin H. Fischer I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. - Morgan Freeman All satire is blind to the forces liberated by decay. Which is why total decay has absorbed the forces of satire. - Theodor Adorno Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby He who rejects change is the architect of decay. The only human institution which rejects progress is the cemetery. - Harold Wilson E-Z Out Bolt and Stud Extractor: A tool that snaps off in bolt holes and is 10 times harder than any known drill bit. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Nothing soothes me more after a long and maddening course of pianoforte recitals than to sit and have my teeth drilled. - George Bernard Shaw Tooth decay was a perennial problem that meant a mouthful of silver for patients, and for dentists a pocketful of gold. - Claudia Wallis It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker I like cast iron coated with enamel for longevity and forgiveness if I happen to take my eyes off the prize while pouring Chianti. - Mario Batali Sometimes, giving up your privacy is a little like going to the dentist and we have let him have access that no one's ever had. - Tom Petty How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton Zipper: Two rows of unsmiling teeth that often induce laughter in others, especially when inadvertently left open following a trip to the john - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I am keeping with tradition today. After I learned of my Golden Globe nomination, I went to the dentist, so today, let's make it the orthodontist. - Frankie Muniz see also Aging, Dentist & Religious Sections Beautiful Bride - “In-dentured” For Life Dental Checkup Dental Plan - Latest Extraction Technology Dentist Talk False Teeth Nice Teeth For All The Crap He Eats Pet Dentist Redneck Bird Dogs Staff Teeth |
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