Star Wars Computer

R2-D2 meets Bill Gates



Star Wars Computer Desk

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Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking

For NASA, space is still a high priority. - Dan Quayle

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Space ails us moderns: we are sick with space. - Robert Frost

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

It is the empty space which makes the room useful. - Lao-tzu

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

I only have two passions: space exploration and hip hop. - Buzz Aldrin

Iconomic: Making do with fewer icons on your computer desktop - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. - Roseanne Barr

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

It is sheer laziness not compressing thought into a reasonable space. - Winston Churchill

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. - Larry Niven

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Success is the space one occupies in the newspaper. Success is one day's insolence. - Elias Canetti

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

Just be yourself, and hopefully they can shape an epic space adventure around exactly who you are. - Chris Pratt

Music was my refuge. I could crawl into the space between the notes and curl my back to loneliness. - Maya Angelou

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world - an assigned parking space. - Gene Perret

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

Hello. I don't believe we have been introduced. R2-D2? A pleasure to meet you. I am C-3PO, Human-Cyborg Relations. - C-3PO

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

The really wonderful thing that happened to me when I was in space was this feeling of belonging to the entire universe. - Mae Jemison

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. - John Glenn

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

You live in the image you have of the world. Every one of us lives in a different world, with different space and different time. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta


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11-Apr-2021