An elephant goes into a high class restaurant and sits at the piano bar, where a pianist is playing some nice, up-tempo jazz.
The pianist switches to a long and soulful blues ballad, and when he finishes his ballad, the pianist notices that the elephant is all teary-eyed over his drink.
He says to the elephant, “Wow, man - I didn’t think you would be that affected by my ballad...”
“No, no it isn’t like that,” said the elephant. “I just recognized some of the keys.”
Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker
Rock Music: Sung in a rocking chair - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Canned music is like audible wallpaper. - Alistair Cooke
Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner
Music is a means of rapid transportation. - John Cage
Anything related to elephants is irrelephant. - Unknown
I you have to ask what jazz is, you'll never know. - Louis Armstrong
You just pick a chord, go twang, and you've got music. - Sid Vicious
Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Berthold Auerbach
Music is a higher revelation than all wisdom and philosophy. - Ludwig van Beethoven
Music can be made anywhere, is invisible and does not smell. - W H Auden
A musicologist is a man who can read music but can't hear it. - Thomas Beecham
Life is a rich strain of music, suggesting a realm too fair to be. - George William Curtis
We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out. - Decca Recording Company
Nothing is capable of being well set to music that is not nonsense. - Joseph Addison
Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. - Kin Hubbard
The power of music feels like taking a a nice brake from this busy world. - Millie DeWitt
All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff. - Frank Zappa
There are eighty-eight keys on a piano and within that, an entire universe. - James Rhodes
Music sounds different to the one who plays it. It is the musician's curse. - Patrick Rothfuss
Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. - WC Fields
Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If you look deep enough you will see music; the heart of nature being everywhere music. - Thomas Carlyle
Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If you were music, I would listen to you ceaselessly, and my low spirits would brighten up. - Anna Akhmatova
Music has healing power. It has the ability to take people out of themselves for a few hours. - Elton John
And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
Give me a guitar, give me a piano, give me a broom and string, I wouldn't get bored anywhere. - Keith Richards
If one plays good music, people don't listen and if one plays bad music people don't talk. - Oscar Wilde
My heart, which is so full to overflowing, has often been solaced and refreshed by music when sick and weary. - Martin Luther
Melody is the essence of music. I compare a good melodist to a fine racer, and counterpoints to hack post-horses. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
This will be our reply to violence: to make music more intensely, more beautifully, more devotedly than ever before. - Leonard Bernstein
Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain
You write to become immortal, or because the piano happens to be open, or you've looked into a pair of beautiful eyes. - Robert Schumann
To live is to be musical, starting with the blood dancing in your veins. Everything living has a rhythm. Do you feel your music? - Michael Jackson
The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation. - Oscar Wilde
If I had my life to live over again, I would have made a rule to read some poetry and listen to some music at least once every week. - Charles Darwin
It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham
Music is a language that doesn't speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions, and if it's in the bones, it's in the bones. - Keith Richards
Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt
Rock Music: Sung in a rocking chair - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Canned music is like audible wallpaper. - Alistair Cooke
Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner
Music is a means of rapid transportation. - John Cage
Anything related to elephants is irrelephant. - Unknown
I you have to ask what jazz is, you'll never know. - Louis Armstrong
You just pick a chord, go twang, and you've got music. - Sid Vicious
Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Berthold Auerbach
Music is a higher revelation than all wisdom and philosophy. - Ludwig van Beethoven
Music can be made anywhere, is invisible and does not smell. - W H Auden
A musicologist is a man who can read music but can't hear it. - Thomas Beecham
Life is a rich strain of music, suggesting a realm too fair to be. - George William Curtis
We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out. - Decca Recording Company
Nothing is capable of being well set to music that is not nonsense. - Joseph Addison
Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. - Kin Hubbard
The power of music feels like taking a a nice brake from this busy world. - Millie DeWitt
All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff. - Frank Zappa
There are eighty-eight keys on a piano and within that, an entire universe. - James Rhodes
Music sounds different to the one who plays it. It is the musician's curse. - Patrick Rothfuss
Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. - WC Fields
Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If you look deep enough you will see music; the heart of nature being everywhere music. - Thomas Carlyle
Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If you were music, I would listen to you ceaselessly, and my low spirits would brighten up. - Anna Akhmatova
Music has healing power. It has the ability to take people out of themselves for a few hours. - Elton John
And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
Give me a guitar, give me a piano, give me a broom and string, I wouldn't get bored anywhere. - Keith Richards
If one plays good music, people don't listen and if one plays bad music people don't talk. - Oscar Wilde
My heart, which is so full to overflowing, has often been solaced and refreshed by music when sick and weary. - Martin Luther
Melody is the essence of music. I compare a good melodist to a fine racer, and counterpoints to hack post-horses. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
This will be our reply to violence: to make music more intensely, more beautifully, more devotedly than ever before. - Leonard Bernstein
Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain
You write to become immortal, or because the piano happens to be open, or you've looked into a pair of beautiful eyes. - Robert Schumann
To live is to be musical, starting with the blood dancing in your veins. Everything living has a rhythm. Do you feel your music? - Michael Jackson
The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation. - Oscar Wilde
If I had my life to live over again, I would have made a rule to read some poetry and listen to some music at least once every week. - Charles Darwin
It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham
Music is a language that doesn't speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions, and if it's in the bones, it's in the bones. - Keith Richards
Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt
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