An elephant goes into a high class restaurant and sits at the piano bar, where a pianist is playing some nice, up-tempo jazz.
The pianist switches to a long and soulful blues ballad, and when he finishes his ballad, the pianist notices that the elephant is all teary-eyed over his drink.
He says to the elephant, “Wow, man - I didn’t think you would be that affected by my ballad...”
“No, no it isn’t like that,” said the elephant. “I just recognized some of the keys.”
Music is an outburst of the soul. - Frederick Delius
Rock Music: Sung in a rocking chair - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Where words leave off, music begins. - Heinrich Heine
Music is the universal language of mankind. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
Rock and roll: music for the neck downwards. - Keith Richards
In rock music terms I'm like a dinosaur. - Belinda Carlisle
Music hath charms to soothe the savage beast. - James Bramston
Upright Piano: The noblest musical instrument - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The only love affair I have ever had was with music. - Maurice Ravel
Making music should not be left to the professionals. - Michelle Shocked
Music isn't for the eyes - it's for the ears. - Adele
Of all noises, I think music is the least disagreeable. - Samuel Johnson
You just pick a chord, go twang, and you've got music. - Sid Vicious
After Rossini dies, who will there be to promote his music? - Richard Wagner
When two elephants fight it is the grass that gets trampled. - African Proverb
Music is my mistress, and she plays second fiddle to no one. - Duke Ellington
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx
Life is a rich strain of music, suggesting a realm too fair to be. - George William Curtis
Boxing is like jazz. The better it is, the less people appreciate it. - George Foreman
You can run out of garlic, but you can't really run out of music. - Jace Wayland
I haven't understood a bar of music in my life, but I have felt it. - Igor Stravinsky
Music is enough for a lifetime, but a lifetime is not enough for music. - Sergei Rachmaninoff
Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion
My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. - Vladimir Nabokov
Before you eat the elephant, make sure you know what parts you want to eat. - Todd Stocker
The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown
There, standing at the piano, was the original good time who had been had by all. - Kenneth Tynan
After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music. - Aldous Huxley
Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. - WC Fields
The greatest pleasure of writing is not what it's about, but the music the words make. - Truman Capote
I dreamt of you last night, as if I was playing the piano and you were turning the pages for me. - Vladimir Nabokov
Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco
His wallet is more capacious than an elephant's scrotum and just as difficult to get your hands on. - Blackadder
What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning
Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain
Silent Disco: A disco in which all the participants wear wireless headphones to hear the music, thus eliminating noise pollution - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
To live is to be musical, starting with the blood dancing in your veins. Everything living has a rhythm. Do you feel your music? - Michael Jackson
A good plate of sushi after an opening helps to soothe that post-opening blues - especially since you feel like raw meat yourself. - Jim Drain
Music is the great uniter. An incredible force. Something that people who differ on everything and anything else can have in common. - Sarah Dessen
Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato
Rock Music: Sung in a rocking chair - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Where words leave off, music begins. - Heinrich Heine
Music is the universal language of mankind. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
Rock and roll: music for the neck downwards. - Keith Richards
In rock music terms I'm like a dinosaur. - Belinda Carlisle
Music hath charms to soothe the savage beast. - James Bramston
Upright Piano: The noblest musical instrument - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The only love affair I have ever had was with music. - Maurice Ravel
Making music should not be left to the professionals. - Michelle Shocked
Music isn't for the eyes - it's for the ears. - Adele
Of all noises, I think music is the least disagreeable. - Samuel Johnson
You just pick a chord, go twang, and you've got music. - Sid Vicious
After Rossini dies, who will there be to promote his music? - Richard Wagner
When two elephants fight it is the grass that gets trampled. - African Proverb
Music is my mistress, and she plays second fiddle to no one. - Duke Ellington
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx
Life is a rich strain of music, suggesting a realm too fair to be. - George William Curtis
Boxing is like jazz. The better it is, the less people appreciate it. - George Foreman
You can run out of garlic, but you can't really run out of music. - Jace Wayland
I haven't understood a bar of music in my life, but I have felt it. - Igor Stravinsky
Music is enough for a lifetime, but a lifetime is not enough for music. - Sergei Rachmaninoff
Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion
My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. - Vladimir Nabokov
Before you eat the elephant, make sure you know what parts you want to eat. - Todd Stocker
The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown
There, standing at the piano, was the original good time who had been had by all. - Kenneth Tynan
After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music. - Aldous Huxley
Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. - WC Fields
The greatest pleasure of writing is not what it's about, but the music the words make. - Truman Capote
I dreamt of you last night, as if I was playing the piano and you were turning the pages for me. - Vladimir Nabokov
Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco
His wallet is more capacious than an elephant's scrotum and just as difficult to get your hands on. - Blackadder
What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning
Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain
Silent Disco: A disco in which all the participants wear wireless headphones to hear the music, thus eliminating noise pollution - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
To live is to be musical, starting with the blood dancing in your veins. Everything living has a rhythm. Do you feel your music? - Michael Jackson
A good plate of sushi after an opening helps to soothe that post-opening blues - especially since you feel like raw meat yourself. - Jim Drain
Music is the great uniter. An incredible force. Something that people who differ on everything and anything else can have in common. - Sarah Dessen
Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato
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