An elephant goes into a high class restaurant and sits at the piano bar, where a pianist is playing some nice, up-tempo jazz.
The pianist switches to a long and soulful blues ballad, and when he finishes his ballad, the pianist notices that the elephant is all teary-eyed over his drink.
He says to the elephant, “Wow, man - I didn’t think you would be that affected by my ballad...”
“No, no it isn’t like that,” said the elephant. “I just recognized some of the keys.”
I'm Liberace without a piano. - Paul Lynde
Jazz is not dead... it just smells funny. - Frank Zappa
Music is the universal language of mankind. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
Music is like a dream. One that I cannot hear. - Ludwig van Beethoven
Anything related to elephants is irrelephant. - Unknown
Who hears music, feels his solitude peopled at once. - Robert Browning
Life exists for the love of music or beautiful things. - G K Chesterton
Music touches us emotionally, where words alone can't. - Johnny Depp
Classical music is music written by famous dead foreigners. - Arlene Heath
Music can be made anywhere, is invisible and does not smell. - W H Auden
Life seems to go on without effort when I am filled with music. - George Eliot
If I'm going to Hell, I'm going there playing the piano. - Jerry Lee Lewis
Music is the mediator between the spiritual and the sensual life. - Ludwig van Beethoven
Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. - Kin Hubbard
Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth
Boxing is like jazz. The better it is, the less people appreciate it. - George Foreman
Music is the divine way to tell beautiful, poetic things to the heart. - Pablo Casals
People are like music. Some speak the truth, and others are just noise. - Bill Murray
Music is enough for a lifetime, but a lifetime is not enough for music. - Sergei Rachmaninoff
I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to. - Elvis Presley
Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion
All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff. - Frank Zappa
Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine
Sometimes I can only groan, and suffer, and pour out my despair at the piano. - Frederic Chopin
Each soul is tuned to a different pitch. Music is about harmonizing the soul. - Wu-Tang Clan
The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown
Most people live and die with their music still unplayed. They never dare to try. - Mary Kay Ash
Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music. - Frank Capra
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano. - Bob Hope
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. - Doug Larson
His wallet is more capacious than an elephant's scrotum and just as difficult to get your hands on. - Blackadder
In a weird kind of way, music has afforded me an idealism and perfectionism that I could never attain as me. - Billy Corgan
Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays. - Oscar Wilde
Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid. - Frank Zappa
You write to become immortal, or because the piano happens to be open, or you've looked into a pair of beautiful eyes. - Robert Schumann
Silent Disco: A disco in which all the participants wear wireless headphones to hear the music, thus eliminating noise pollution - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation. - Oscar Wilde
I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler
Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato
Jazz is not dead... it just smells funny. - Frank Zappa
Music is the universal language of mankind. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
Music is like a dream. One that I cannot hear. - Ludwig van Beethoven
Anything related to elephants is irrelephant. - Unknown
Who hears music, feels his solitude peopled at once. - Robert Browning
Life exists for the love of music or beautiful things. - G K Chesterton
Music touches us emotionally, where words alone can't. - Johnny Depp
Classical music is music written by famous dead foreigners. - Arlene Heath
Music can be made anywhere, is invisible and does not smell. - W H Auden
Life seems to go on without effort when I am filled with music. - George Eliot
If I'm going to Hell, I'm going there playing the piano. - Jerry Lee Lewis
Music is the mediator between the spiritual and the sensual life. - Ludwig van Beethoven
Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. - Kin Hubbard
Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth
Boxing is like jazz. The better it is, the less people appreciate it. - George Foreman
Music is the divine way to tell beautiful, poetic things to the heart. - Pablo Casals
People are like music. Some speak the truth, and others are just noise. - Bill Murray
Music is enough for a lifetime, but a lifetime is not enough for music. - Sergei Rachmaninoff
I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to. - Elvis Presley
Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion
All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff. - Frank Zappa
Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine
Sometimes I can only groan, and suffer, and pour out my despair at the piano. - Frederic Chopin
Each soul is tuned to a different pitch. Music is about harmonizing the soul. - Wu-Tang Clan
The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown
Most people live and die with their music still unplayed. They never dare to try. - Mary Kay Ash
Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music. - Frank Capra
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano. - Bob Hope
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. - Doug Larson
His wallet is more capacious than an elephant's scrotum and just as difficult to get your hands on. - Blackadder
In a weird kind of way, music has afforded me an idealism and perfectionism that I could never attain as me. - Billy Corgan
Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays. - Oscar Wilde
Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid. - Frank Zappa
You write to become immortal, or because the piano happens to be open, or you've looked into a pair of beautiful eyes. - Robert Schumann
Silent Disco: A disco in which all the participants wear wireless headphones to hear the music, thus eliminating noise pollution - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation. - Oscar Wilde
I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler
Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato
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