Dallas ATC:
“Tower to Saudi Air 911. You are cleared to land Eastbound on runway 9R.”
Saudi Air: “Thank you, Dallas ATC. Acknowledge
cleared to land on Infidel’s runway 9R. Allah Be Praised!”
Dallas ATC: “Tower to Iran Air 711. You are
cleared to land Westbound on runway 9R.”
Iran Air: “Thank you, Dallas ATC.
Acknowledge cleared to land on Infidel’s runway 9R. Allah Is Great!”
Pause: Static ...............
Saudi Air: “DALLAS ATC! DALLAS ATC!”
Dallas ATC: “Go ahead, Saudi Air 911.”
Saudi Air: “YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR
AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS! WE ARE ON A COLLISION
COURSE! INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!”
Dallas ATC: “Well bless your hearts. Y’all
be careful now and tell Allah “hey” for us, ya hear?”
Music is the poetry of the air. - Jean Paul Richter
Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump
Roasted pigeons will not fly into one's mouth. - Dutch Proverb
Mothers are angels that lift us when we cannot fly. - Unknown
What air is to the body, to feel understood is to the heart. - Stephen Covey
If you want to fly, you have to give up what weighs you down. - Roy T Bennett
The higher we soar the smaller we appear to those who cannot fly. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
I think being a dragon would be pretty awesome... you get to fly. - Josh Keaton
Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Disappointments are to the soul what thunderstorms are to the air. - Johann C. F. von Schiller
We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. - Steven Wright
For those determined to fly, having no wings is just a little detail. - Unknown
Our Air Corps reunion was held to rememmorate the great things we done. - Archie Bunker
The English have an extraordinary ability for flying into a great calm. - Alexander Woollcott
Flying is the second greatest thrill known to man. Landing is the first. - Unknown
Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors
I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters
The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. - Douglas Adams
If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport. - Jonathan Winters
The moment you doubt whether you can fly, you cease for ever to be able to do it. - J.M. Barrie
A man who has both feet planted firmly in the air can be safely called a liberal. - American Proverb
Time passes too fast. Like a hummingbird flying by, it's just a blur to my eyes. - Amanda Leigh
Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam
She would stay there, flying across the sea like a mermaid with wings, until the end. - Natalia Marx
Flight Risk: Employees who are suspected of planning to leave a company or department soon - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Learn to close your eyes and trust. Learn to open your heart and love. Learn to take the risk and fly. - Maxime Lagace
I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Jack Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. - Muhammad Ali
Give me my golf clubs, fresh air, and a beautiful partner, and you can keep my golf clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny
The blazing wings of dawn spirited me away, Dragon-swift above the suns-rise, flying to my destiny beyond the clouds. - Marc Secchia
The greater the difficulty, the more glory in surmounting it. Skillful pilots gain their reputation from storms and tempests. - Epictetus
If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau
Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes
Living as we do in an age of noise and bluster, success is now measured accordingly. We must all be seen, and heard, and on the air. - Daphne du Maurier
If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard
Southwest Airlines is successful because the company understands it's a customer service company. It also happens to be an airline. - Harvey Mackay
I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright
Pilots take no special joy in walking: pilots like flying. Pilots generally take pride in a good landing, not in getting out of the vehicle. - Neil Armstrong
The air up there in the clouds is very pure and fine, bracing and delicious. And why shouldn't it be? It is the same the angels breathe. - Mark Twain
Be like the bird that, passing on her flight awhile on boughs too slight, feels them give way beneath her, and yet sings, knowing that she hath wings. - Victor Hugo
Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump
Roasted pigeons will not fly into one's mouth. - Dutch Proverb
Mothers are angels that lift us when we cannot fly. - Unknown
What air is to the body, to feel understood is to the heart. - Stephen Covey
If you want to fly, you have to give up what weighs you down. - Roy T Bennett
The higher we soar the smaller we appear to those who cannot fly. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
I think being a dragon would be pretty awesome... you get to fly. - Josh Keaton
Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Disappointments are to the soul what thunderstorms are to the air. - Johann C. F. von Schiller
We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. - Steven Wright
For those determined to fly, having no wings is just a little detail. - Unknown
Our Air Corps reunion was held to rememmorate the great things we done. - Archie Bunker
The English have an extraordinary ability for flying into a great calm. - Alexander Woollcott
Flying is the second greatest thrill known to man. Landing is the first. - Unknown
Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors
I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters
The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. - Douglas Adams
If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport. - Jonathan Winters
The moment you doubt whether you can fly, you cease for ever to be able to do it. - J.M. Barrie
A man who has both feet planted firmly in the air can be safely called a liberal. - American Proverb
Time passes too fast. Like a hummingbird flying by, it's just a blur to my eyes. - Amanda Leigh
Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam
She would stay there, flying across the sea like a mermaid with wings, until the end. - Natalia Marx
Flight Risk: Employees who are suspected of planning to leave a company or department soon - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Learn to close your eyes and trust. Learn to open your heart and love. Learn to take the risk and fly. - Maxime Lagace
I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Jack Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. - Muhammad Ali
Give me my golf clubs, fresh air, and a beautiful partner, and you can keep my golf clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny
The blazing wings of dawn spirited me away, Dragon-swift above the suns-rise, flying to my destiny beyond the clouds. - Marc Secchia
The greater the difficulty, the more glory in surmounting it. Skillful pilots gain their reputation from storms and tempests. - Epictetus
If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau
Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes
Living as we do in an age of noise and bluster, success is now measured accordingly. We must all be seen, and heard, and on the air. - Daphne du Maurier
If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard
Southwest Airlines is successful because the company understands it's a customer service company. It also happens to be an airline. - Harvey Mackay
I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright
Pilots take no special joy in walking: pilots like flying. Pilots generally take pride in a good landing, not in getting out of the vehicle. - Neil Armstrong
The air up there in the clouds is very pure and fine, bracing and delicious. And why shouldn't it be? It is the same the angels breathe. - Mark Twain
Be like the bird that, passing on her flight awhile on boughs too slight, feels them give way beneath her, and yet sings, knowing that she hath wings. - Victor Hugo
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