[Excerpts from “The
Northern Cookbook” - a now out-of-print 1967 Canadian government publication of
backwoods recipes from native & non-native peoples in Canada’s far north…] Hunger is a good cook. - Proverb Moose are the squirrels of Alaska. - Tim Moon She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson That isn't the plural of moose. It's moosi. - Mikey Way I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child I'm a terrible cook, but I make very good lobster salad. - Nancy Carell My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips. - Joan Rivers I'm as strong as a bull moose and you can use me to the limit. - Theodore Roosevelt Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it. - Lao Tzu When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy A recipe is only a theme, which an intelligent cook can play each time with a variation. - Madame Benoit If you meet someone who can cook and do housework, don't hesitate a minute - marry him! - Rita Rudner My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield I pranced around the room like a blind moose, but what I lacked in grace I made up for in effort. - Kiera Cass I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require as much cooking. - Carrie Snow A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, 'if you want it your way, cook it yourself.' - Johnny Carson In the words of Harry S. Truman, "If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook." - Archie Bunker Sometimes an alien would stand with a moose, not because of solidarity, but because of accidentally doing it. - Tao Lin What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron I know runners who have suffered a tick bite and ended up with Lyme disease. I'll take an angry moose any day. - Don Kardong The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney I love spaghetti. And I like to cook spaghetti. And I used to eat it every day. I weighed thirty pounds more than I do now. - Christopher Walken An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since. - Salvador Dali There is one thing more exasperating than a spouse who can cook and won't... and that's a spouse who can't cook and will. - Robert Frost The moose is singularly grotesque and awkward to look at. Why should it stand so high at the shoulders? Why have so long a head? Why have no tail to speak of? - Henry David Thoreau Although oyster mushrooms have been studied extensively and support health in a number of ways, it is also extremely important to always cook oyster mushrooms. - Paul Stamets If you want to go foraging into the wilds of Canada without proper gear, you deserve what you get, even if that happens to include being attacked by an undead moose. - Mira Grant Breakfast is my specialty. I admit it's the easiest meal to cook, but I make everything with a twist, like lemon ricotta pancakes or bacon that's baked instead of fried. - Hugh Jackman Bistro cooking is good, traditional food, earnestly made and honestly displayed. It is earthy, provincial, or bourgeois; as befits that kind of food, it is served in ample portions. - David Liederman Winny and I lived in a house that ran on static electricity. If you wanted to run the blender, you had to rub balloons on your head. If you wanted to cook, you had to pull off a sweater real quick. - Steven Wright see also Canada & Native Indian Sections Beaver Stretching Moose Team |
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