[Excerpts from “The
Northern Cookbook” - a now out-of-print 1967 Canadian government publication of
backwoods recipes from native & non-native peoples in Canada’s far north…] Hunger is a good cook. - Proverb Moose are the squirrels of Alaska. - Tim Moon I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Pound for pound, the moose is the leanest ruminant on earth. - Daniel M Ortberg In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou Smoke detectors are basically just you-suck-at-cooking detectors. - Julius Sharpe Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips. - Joan Rivers Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist. - G K Chesterton Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it. - Lao Tzu The only good thing about him is his cook. The world visits his dinners, not him. - Moliere My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller A recipe is only a theme, which an intelligent cook can play each time with a variation. - Madame Benoit Moose: An animal that has a head and horns on one end and a living room wall on the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com If you meet someone who can cook and do housework, don't hesitate a minute - marry him! - Rita Rudner I pranced around the room like a blind moose, but what I lacked in grace I made up for in effort. - Kiera Cass I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require as much cooking. - Carrie Snow In the words of Harry S. Truman, "If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook." - Archie Bunker Sometimes an alien would stand with a moose, not because of solidarity, but because of accidentally doing it. - Tao Lin I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to 'prove their love' like a moose needs a hat rack. - Abigail VanBuren I love spaghetti. And I like to cook spaghetti. And I used to eat it every day. I weighed thirty pounds more than I do now. - Christopher Walken An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since. - Salvador Dali Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson I cook croquetas, and I eat jamon. I keep my diet 100% Mediterranean and drink my Rioja. In that sense, I have a piece of Spain in West Hollywood. - Paz Vega Every creature is better alive than dead, men and moose and pine trees, and he who understands it aright will rather preserve its life than destroy it. - Henry David Thoreau I cook a lot of Italian food. Bucatini Pomodoro is my best: it's a fat spaghetti with tomato, olive oil, and reminds me of getting married in Italy. - Bill Rancic The moose is singularly grotesque and awkward to look at. Why should it stand so high at the shoulders? Why have so long a head? Why have no tail to speak of? - Henry David Thoreau Although oyster mushrooms have been studied extensively and support health in a number of ways, it is also extremely important to always cook oyster mushrooms. - Paul Stamets Of all the wonders of nature, a tree in summer is perhaps the most remarkable; with the possible exception of a moose singing 'Embraceable You' in spats. - Woody Allen If you want to go foraging into the wilds of Canada without proper gear, you deserve what you get, even if that happens to include being attacked by an undead moose. - Mira Grant Breakfast is my specialty. I admit it's the easiest meal to cook, but I make everything with a twist, like lemon ricotta pancakes or bacon that's baked instead of fried. - Hugh Jackman Bistro cooking is good, traditional food, earnestly made and honestly displayed. It is earthy, provincial, or bourgeois; as befits that kind of food, it is served in ample portions. - David Liederman see also Canada & Native Indian Sections Beaver Stretching Moose Team |
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